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Mathos Dear???


Don't start that crap on here flower power, or you will get your features re-arranged.


I get to thinking your that tramp in 'Clockwork Orange' at times.

Referring to the female sex as rats and gnats is not really playing cricket either!


Your a bit like one of those irritating hoodies riding round the Trafford Centre on a mountain bike, annoying the grannies and frightening the pregnant ladies.

You probably need a smack in the nick off the desk sergeant or custody officer, they get pissed off fitting ASBO bracelets!

Y'know, this thread really brings out the best in some people.

smorgsie wrote-



"Us" is a bit of a stretch.

There's promise in the odd one I'll admit. The rest are like wallpaper. A sort of backdrop. An arena.

Mathos my love. Movies are like pantomimes. There was no tramp. T'was an actoor. On wages. Like in Extras. When the director, who Burgess said had completely missed the point, said "Cut!!" he got up and went for a sausage roll in the butty bar with his £200 tucked into his back pocket. Did you think it was real. If I am the tramp who were you?

I was referring to MCP's in my rats and gnats simile. Ladies have long drawn out euphoria extravaganzas and female rats and gnats only get short sharp shocks or, if you like, as Julie Burchill once phrased it on Newsnight -"little local irritations".

Maybe you should try harder. "Knowing every move they make" does hinge for its meaning on the "knowing" bit. Who is it that knows.

It isn't me. I haven't a clue.

I need guidance. Like Bob Dylan said in What Can I Do For You?-

"I don't care how rough the road is,
Show me where it starts."

But he's a real tough guy. I'm a softee. A few bumps and ruts is all I can stand with only the occasional lurch into the ditch.

Have you seen him sing that Lenny Bruce winger on Youtube? It's on page 10 I think. It makes Mr Sinatra look like a ponce.

Good Morning everyone!

Let's go a-wassailing!

x

Just made a sweet potato, cauliflower and spinach curry...

Now I am going to attempt to make chapaties.


x

It's bloody SUNDAY smorgsi, for christ's sake!

We spent thousands of years sorting out decent food and how it should be prepared, served and eaten!

Perfection is;-

Roast and nicely cut meat;- Beef, Lamb, Pork or Fowl.

Potatoes- Boiled-Mashed-Roast

Decent Veg. Lightly steamed.

Yorkshire pudding with beef.

Stock gravy.

Why in the name of culinary delights do you want to mix a load of junk up with a curry powder to slap down on a plate in front of hungry people, you might just as well serve snakes head and shark fin?


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Drop the terms of silly endearment Spendi, I loathe being referred to as 'love' or 'dear' by a fella! Get it?

I didn't find a slot in the film for myself by the way. It was too tame for my likings.

Vader would be more to my liking, you'd go down well as R2D2

Theres bound to be an 'on-off switch'

Mathos!

You twot!

I love a nice roast dinner on a Sunday...

Today, we are having a change.

I made this curry at the request of my daughter - who say's "nothing compares to her Mum's curry". So there.

AND I haven't used curry powder since 1976!

x

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Must confess, I love it when suspendy uses those homo-erotic terms of endearment towards you - I always look forward to your reply...

Can you explain the **** for me smorgsi, it is difficult to answer a coded
message without the deciphering equipment to hand?


You should tell your daughter it's Sunday, there is something special about a Sunday roast, we are invited out for Sunday lunch today for a friends birthday.


If they served me curry, I'd go on one! I wouldn't eat it either.


Fast exit and drive to the Waterfront for a roast.


Is nothing sacred anymore?

What's a twot?

Don't encourage that baboon with his daftness, there's a place for him, near your section of town;-It's called Cheadle Royal.

well its dead posh now. Used to be where mrs posh spice shopped. also business park, with adjacent loony bin

http://www.cheadle-royal.com/

(my mum used to live in Bramhall)

gosh do tell us what happened

twot

polite form of noun with indefinite article going O

or

acronym police term

Taking WithOut Truncheon.

I know some people whoc actually lived in Bramhall ... Hall :wink:

(Okay, the gardener's house there )

oh yes now you mention it SO DO I

Small world eh?

I know more than you do

ok I've got 100,000 gigabytes. Beat that.


ps should add not all accessible through RAM. Well not at the same time. And depends on mood, weather, alcohol intake.

You won. :wink:

"AND I haven't used curry powder since 1976!"

and you lived to tell us ?
how is that possible ?
what's keeping you alive ?
certainly need at least a touch of curry powdwer to spice up some foods .
hbg

This seems to have got a bit silly.

I like that.

I was watching Helen Mirren on the box but I got fed up with it....anyway it's recording.
I'll watch Curb Your Enthusiasm in a bit.