Apparently, it was a doubly unlucky day yesterday! I heard it on the radio, the date adds up to 13 as well. Last time there was such an unlucky day was 15 something.
I had a good day yesterday, but dropped my mobile phone on Wednesday and my numbers are stored to the phone and not the sim - so I've lost all my contacts, unless they phone me...
Bought another from tesco for £26.00 and it doesn't have a camera, so my exploits have to go un-recorded!
spendy?
I have looked at page 131, I'm not aware of changing the subject - just reads like the usual banter (to me).
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smorgsie-
Wasn't it you who got us onto the subject of Extras. And I had complimented your direction of us towards such an excellent programme, which I only ever see bits of, as I've explained, and, by extension, your exquisite taste in choosing to view it in what seems otherwise a very busy life.
Having thus offered you the dominant role in the conversation, and resisted introducing any of my own selfish rude interjections by way of demonstrating my alpha-maleness, I thought you might comment on the scene that Ellpus called the "egg-whisk" and which was the one I saw and made some further comments on before I went to bed slightly pissed.
I suppose it was disappointment that caused me to remark on how you changed the subject and I must apologise because I forgot that ladies can do anything they want, without warning and without shame.
Mac wrote-
Quote: Her indoors kept bursting out laughing when she looked at me.
It is a possibility that your taped up specs merely provided a socially acceptable excuse for your lady-wife to laugh at you and that she manages to restrain herself the rest of the time when such a convenience is not available.
McTag wrote:Yesterday- Friday the 13th- I broke my glasses at Manchester Airport. They broke clean in half, at the bridge. I had to get some Sellotape from the guy in the cafeteria to fix them temporarily, so I could drive home. You can imagine what that looked like. Her indoors kept bursting out laughing when she looked at me.
sorry about the glasses
but thought you were used to mrs mctag's reaction by now.
you know I dont mean it
any way now I think of it you coming these parts to see us and mrs walter?
DP wrote:
Quote:Don't forget people - Extras tonight. How funny was that last week when his doll went off at the Bafta's?
It was DP, not me, spends...
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I apologise again. Perhaps your youthful exhuberance caused me to confuse you with DP.
It was a very good scene though and it's a pity you have missed it.
What colour eyeshadow are your wearing tonight?
I did see it though...
It's like a sparkly taupe colour (Lancome), my eye pencil is MAC's khol in Hiacynth.
I shamelessly adore make-up!
...and perfume
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So you should, all of you should!
There is nothing so obedient to man as a woman preparing herself to his liking and taste.
Count me out Mathos. It stinks does all that bottled beauty and other women can smell it too when it gets on you.
They probably only lay it on themselves for finicky blokes like you. I like the real thing personally although I'll admit a partiality to black stocking-tops with twin suspenders and little bows at the side.
Mathos wrote:So you should, all of you should!
There is nothing so obedient to man as a woman preparing herself to his liking and taste.
Well that's very deep, Mathos. Some of the sisters might contest that, though. But I'm sure I don't mind.
If they contest it, we simply laugh, we know every move they make, the little darlings are masters of the arts, all of the arts!
Imagine a world full of boring women! Terrible isn't it?
As for you Spendi, your always the odd ball with peculiar tendencies. Your mentioning sussies, ribbons and bows in one breath and proclaiming the virtues of celibacy with another.
Tell me, and be honest about it;
Have you ever been under a psychiatrist for split personality disorder or simply pushed to one side with a bottle of happy pills under the heading of schizophrenia?
He 'thinks' a lot though...
In one of his posts the other day - he was 'talking' to a woman and then he said he was going to bed for a 'good think'.
I took it as a euphemism...
What a world it would be if it were full of boring men!
At least we read spendy's posts - always food for thought
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Hey Mathos-
Bring me any psychiatrist you want. I'll sort him out for a small fee.
Whatever turns you on smorgsi! I'm the last guy in the world to spoil your fun.
He's such a contrary pillock though, you know I get this mental image of him, looking like Fagin, and thinking you women are his street urchins when he's filling you up with twaddle.
Going to bed for a good think??? Could be his manner of disguising a quick pull under the blankets. The guy is off his trolly that's for sure.
You have not answered the question Spendi
spendy never answers direct questions...
It's frustrating.
Quote:Whatever turns you on smorgsi! I'm the last guy in the world to spoil your fun.
Doesn't turn me on! I'm turned on by seeing and smelling a man, not by text... I'm very tactile. suspendi
IS fun though, sometimes...
Quote:He's such a contrary pillock though, you know I get this mental image of him, looking like Fagin, and thinking you women are his street urchins when he's filling you up with twaddle.
I am aware of this - doesn't bother me - spends opinion of me doesn't count. It does not affect me in anyway.
Quote:Going to bed for a good think??? Could be his manner of disguising a quick pull under the blankets.
That's what I was alluding to...
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You lot don't half have dirty minds.
I meant think obviously. Something interesting must have been said. What you seem to be alluding to is for amateurs and beginners. It wrecks your dreams. And they last all night not just a few seconds of reflex discharge like rats and gnats can do. And boyohboy the women there are incredible. They never require any money being spent on them which frees up an enormous amount of time for the higher things in life.
You didn't ought to judge everybody else by your own standards nor is it all that decent to confess them in public like you have.
But Mathos dear-
Imagine "knowing every move they make" . How boring is that? They sound like marionettes.
I did answer the question. And the answer is in my member profile which is the first thing I ever wrote on A2K.
Whoever heard of a microbe being schizophrenic.
I'm goin' t't pub.
Quote:You lot don't half have dirty minds.
...but you like us!
...and you keep coming back for more!
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