Bet you can't get Spendi laid and prove it to us!!!
That should shut her up for a bit! :wink:
Men are such fooooools...
Maybe he wouldn't want to 'lay' me - even sussy has standards!
Moi? Shut up? NEVER!
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Just back from the dentists, and foolishly trying to drink a cup of coffee with a half numb gob.
Good fun, so far!
Did you have a filling?
Did you get a sticker?
Remember when dentists used to give you sweeties if you were good in 'the chair'?
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This one is a very young, very pretty muslim lady, who wears a headscarf and always smells of garlic.
She's brilliant!
Small filling and no sticker. I remember, as a kid, our dentist used to give out lollipops!
what time/day is it in pommy land smorgy? this is not a trick question.
Just gone midday, and the sun is shining.
Just had a thought (smutty as usual)
suspenders wouldn't be able to purchase the required kebab!
Due to his vegan sensibilities...
And therefore, he won't eat anything with a face - and that wouldn't be much fun.
So it'll never happen.
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Take a tip from me Ellpus. NEVER go anywhere near a dentist, unless He'S built like a brick **** house!
It's 12.15 pm, chuck!
and I'm running late - as usual
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12.30? Have they put a time zone between London and tit town?
12.15 here........
You re-edited....naughty girl!!
Ta LE
"she who must be obeyed" (SWMBO) is working out when to phone her brother. he'll be at work today (fri) so tomorrow it will have to be.
Righty ho....I'm off.
The motorway beckons.....now, where's me driving music CD?
See you, peeps.
Quote:12.30? Have they put a time zone between London and tit town?
Ha!
I couldn't see the time properly - i was putting Bourjois slate grey mascara on...
Have a nice time...
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The temperatures dropping fast here tonight, no sign of snow though so it can't be as bad as living in Iceland.
Anybody notice how smorgsie neatly changed the subject on page 131 and sent you all down a nice cosy clockwork orange route which obviates any need to think about what a favourite programme is about.
As AA Gill once said about women watching TV- "It's the colour and the movement".
AA Gill and Spendy: the dyspeptic duo.
I hope something cheerful occurs to you today, Spendy.
Anyway, I'm off for my flu jab. You've got to be early to beat these pensioners.
Yesterday- Friday the 13th- I broke my glasses at Manchester Airport. They broke clean in half, at the bridge. I had to get some Sellotape from the guy in the cafeteria to fix them temporarily, so I could drive home. You can imagine what that looked like. Her indoors kept bursting out laughing when she looked at me.
