Who cares? It tastes nice!
('specially Crunchies)
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Are Crunchies those with sweet orange bubbles in the middle that you can make holes in with your tongue before the chocolate is all gone?
Can't beat Black Magic with wine and a spliff.
Ohhh,you speaking my lanuage, suspiria...
You nip to the Black Magic shop and I'll roll...
Will you masage my feet while I watch the telly?
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Pass the puff round here, would ya? Just lean out across the atlantic there. And I don't need any chocky, just a heavy porter, thanks.
Don't get the spliff wet!
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smorgsy sounds like she looking for a bit more than a dozy dawg has to offer.
You stay out of this. Don't start playing on her urge to pat things. That dog looks a bit moody to me.
Under certain circumstances I might well consider massaging smorgsy's feet whilst she watches telly. If she were in her curlers and eating a crispy apple say.
Pub.
Certainly there's nothing better than a dog to put a charge into a languishing pussy.
When the old men come a-patting and a-scratching, they're as likely as not to turn tail, arch the back, and head to the sandbox for a good ****.
Was that a description of an animal or the average American guy?
The kit kat cut loose, is what it's about.
Course, now my head's got stuck in it the image of an old cat's arse, with it's chapped pigmented pucker and a tuft of greasy, ill-groomed hair (perhaps not unlike spendi's) standing askance over the base of a broken-tipped tail. And all set in the gray of all dusky felines. The wrong kind of shag putting the wrong kind of spin on the wrong kind of schwag...
You been smokin' Pdoggy?
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Not at all. It's still proper working hours over here.
I'm just an unintelligible cur, is all, been lectured at all day and the brain's been turned to sludge.
People who know me get used to it eventually, and poke me with sticks when it's gone too far (or, more likely, gone on too long).
As long as they don't wheel you in for the big injection you'll be ok then?
(I dare say if I was spendius you'd not bat a keyboard's I. Which is a credit to he or me or to you all, one or the other or the other...)
Christ, don't go on a wobbler like Jesus, !!
I love dogs.
Awe, you sludge away Pdoggy, we don't mind - we like it, just being a bit sarky, pay Mathos no mind, he's a bastard, spendy's a pussycat, Ellpus has delusions af grandeur and I'm just yer common or garden good time gal.
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She knows us so well!
Take that look off your face :wink:
Night boys...
I need my beauty sleep.
sweet dreams xxx
(spendy, get your hair washed x)
doxy dawg wrote-
Quote:The kit kat cut loose, is what it's about.
Course, now my head's got stuck in it the image of an old cat's arse, with it's chapped pigmented pucker and a tuft of greasy, ill-groomed hair (perhaps not unlike spendi's) standing askance over the base of a broken-tipped tail. And all set in the gray of all dusky felines. The wrong kind of shag putting the wrong kind of spin on the wrong kind of schwag...
Outstanding literature!!! "nipsy" is the word you want though. The "chapped pigmented pucker" is a bit long-winded.
What, like, "I've popped a vein on the old Nipsy Russell?"
If so, I've no idea what you're talking about.
(Yer a different beast away from the utter inanity of the ID thread, aincha, spendi?)
