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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 06:28 am
OK - I have to share my new favourite website with fellow Brits...

Chavelocity

It's diamond!
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Erik30
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 06:31 am
J-B wrote:
Here comes a marauding Chinese~~~

How do people here think of Classic FM? I liked it very much. I even like it now since I can listen to it via the Internet.

Oh I just like it Smile


Try Jo Wiley on radio one, JB. That show is great. Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 06:41 am
kitchenpete wrote:
OK - I have to share my new favourite website with fellow Brits...

Chavelocity

It's diamond!


GAWD! I looked in on this a couple of weeks ago,(I think it was the same one - my boy pointed it out to me) and my heart sank!

Reading a Jeremy Clarkson book recently, when he bangs on about how to describe what seems to be an ever growing number of young Brits in the High Street nowadays, and he was trying to find an appropriate word for them......they're not violent, they SEEM to be pretty affluent, or at least not on the poverty line, but they are totally lacking in...a certain je ne sais quois. He ended up by using the word "Gormless", which I thought was perfect.

Quite frightening, really. Didn't this all start with the advent of Jerry Springer and co. on Brit TV?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 07:01 am
Dotty ---------- I stopped reading the News Of The Screws when they stopped using newspaper for wrapping fish & chip.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 07:06 am
Re. Lord Ellpus and boobs. Spot on, you got it in 2
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Erik30
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 07:12 am
I love the link kitchen Pete. Very funny Laughing Laughing
I take it your an arsenal supporter. Are there any Bristol city fans here?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 07:38 am
Loved the link, Kitchenpete...

ver, ver funny

kitchenpete, why are you called kitchenpete?

Is anyone's msn down?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:17 am
smorgs wrote:
kitchenpete, why are you called kitchenpete?


It was a nickname given to him by a colleague, because he likes cooking ... and it is said, he might even be as good as I am.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:17 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
smorgs wrote:
kitchenpete, why are you called kitchenpete?


It was a nickname given to him by a colleague, because he likes cooking ... and it is said, he might even be as good as I am.


And they both aspire to be as good as I am....
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:18 am
On Indian food: most certainly.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:19 am
...and you all aspire to win a cookery competition like what I did!

Fanny
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:21 am
smorgs wrote:

Is anyone's msn down?


Obviously the Job Center's intranet isn't offering a lot :wink:
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:22 am
the prince wrote:
Walter Hinteler wrote:
smorgs wrote:
kitchenpete, why are you called kitchenpete?


It was a nickname given to him by a colleague, because he likes cooking ... and it is said, he might even be as good as I am.


And they both aspire to be as good as I am....


Having bought my recipe books, when they all set out to learn the art of fine cuisine, and how to avoid hot splashes on tender regions..


"The Ellpus guide to semi nude cookery" is available at all good bookshops now - price £12.99
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:22 am
smorgs wrote:
...and you all aspire to win a cookery competition like what I did!


Hmm, your cat told about that this morning.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:23 am
It's Jobcentre Plus now, Walter...

And if you want to make a claim to Benefit, I can give you the CALL CENTRE number!

Sign 'o' the times, Walter

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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:28 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
smorgs wrote:
kitchenpete, why are you called kitchenpete?


It was a nickname given to him by a colleague, because he likes cooking ... and it is said, he might even be as good as I am.


Very good memory, Walter!

In dieser Pruefung hast du "1" bekommen!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 08:29 am
smorgs wrote:
And if you want to make a claim to Benefit, I can give you the CALL CENTRE number!


Neither could I understand that nice Indian girl nor did she get what I wanted ... BUT: 00441xx xxx 8... and what were your end cyphers again? :wink:
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:15 am
Erik30 wrote

[/QUOTE] I take it your an arsenal supporter. Are there any Bristol city fans here?
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Erik! You naughty boy. What did I say about football? There's a sporty section or something surely? Take it there fellas!

And don't call me Dotty.

xxx
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:18 am
OK - no "Dotty" but "DP" has a certain meaning in the adult entertainment environment... :wink:

KP
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:21 am
What EXACTLY do you mean? (hur hur)

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