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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Erik30
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:22 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Erik30 wrote

I take it your an arsenal supporter. Are there any Bristol city fans here?
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Erik! You naughty boy. What did I say about football? There's a sporty section or something surely? Take it there fellas!

And don't call me Dotty.

xxx


I dont think Ive ever called you Dotty, have I Dotty? Twisted Evil
Is football not allowed on this thread? I dont see how you can stop us Miss Parker! Laughing
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:24 am
Oh I see. It's like that is it Erik? Ok.

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Shocked
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:25 am
His Highness wrote-

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Q. Which 18 stone man rode the Grand National winner?

A. Lester Piggott's cellmate.


I don't get that one. Lester was a flat race jockey the likes of which we will never see again. Casting aspersions on his sexual orientation is bloody treason. He never rode in the Grand National anyway. He did ride in a hurdle race once but his insurance company refused to cover his value after that so he withdrew.

On general chavvery this might be of interest from Mr Burgess's auto-biog -

"There was always an amateurishness in colonial administration, and even in technical specialisation, which was deemed desirable by the British, who have never trusted professionalism. Sir Frank Swettenham, one of the founder Malayan administrators, laid down succinctly the qualities desirable in a new recruit--good at games, not so good at studies, unmarried and amoral enough to employ a sleeping dictionary, not too matey otherwise with the natives, clubbable. He might have added something about artistic taste, or lack of it, but that, like a fear of intellectualism, is probably implied in the first two items."

Chavs are nothing new. It's just a new label.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:28 am
It was only a joke Spendy, don't get your frilly knickers in a twist.

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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:31 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
.....Erik! You naughty boy. What did I say about football? There's a sporty section or something surely? Take it there fellas!

xxx


Can we talk abt footballers legs?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:36 am
Certainly Prince.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:39 am
His supreme pickiness wrote:

spendius wrote:
I don't get that one. Lester was a flat race jockey the likes of which we will never see again. Casting aspersions on his sexual orientation is bloody treason. He never rode in the Grand National anyway. He did ride in a hurdle race once but his insurance company refused to cover his value after that so he withdrew.


'Tis you who assumed that I was alluding to the fact that it was Lester who had been ridden, Spendi. This is obvious from your response.

I never ACTUALLY said any such thing.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:58 am
the prince wrote:
Can we talk abt footballers legs?


Please do! It's the main reason I watch!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 09:59 am
Frank Lampard is fit.

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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:03 am
You guys are cute . . .

Do you have a country of your own where you can hang out and talk funny to one another?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:06 am
And Frank's arms must be worth millions, not too mention his mattress
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:15 am
I hate it when footballers spit though.

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fresco
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:19 am
What do we think of "Last Night of the Proms"?

Is this the epitome of "Britishness" despite some non-conformist flag waving, or is it an idiosyncratic retro-event which has no relationship to "actual British culture" ?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:23 am
It's boring IMO.

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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:29 am
Chavelocity site is "mint" KP

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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:54 am
DP wrote-

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It was only a joke Spendy, don't get your frilly knickers in a twist.


My post was a joke my dear but I do know that ladies haven't had an ironic bone in their bodies. Life is one big joke isn't it?

The object of irony is that it is aimed at those who don't get it.

fresco- that conductor was a bit iffy and didn't he patronise the silly buggers.

Land of Hope and Glory is a joke.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 10:57 am
Are you being ironic again?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 11:21 am
You have to decide for yourself DP.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 12:16 pm
Setanta wrote:
You guys are cute . . .

Do you have a country of your own where you can hang out and talk funny to one another?
oh dear, wipes tear.

No I dont think we do actually. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island isnt really a country. Its an assemblage of bits.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 12:50 pm
Well, Boss, here's to all your bits . . . the ones which aren't naughty, of course . . .
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