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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 02:56 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
oldandknew wrote

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1've stopped reading newspapers earlier this year, for the simple reason that a lot of the time they cannot be believed.


What?! Even the News of the World on a Sunday?

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Even the t*ts are fake Twisted Evil
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 02:58 am
<sob>

Another of life's illusions, shattered!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:01 am
Incidentally, 2 of my friends have recently has boob jobs and I must confess that I am feeling a little peer pressure to get one myself!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:02 am
DON'T YOU DARE!!
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:11 am
Don't worry GD, I can't afford it.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:23 am
Phew! It's not just you, DP, it's the whole bloody trend towards young women changing their bodies, often involving surgery, that annoys me.

Hands up from the men on this thread that prefer the "Plastic Hollywood Porn Star", as opposed to a natural woman.

Natural women, big or small in the chestal area, are FAR more attractive, IMO, than some plastic freak who has two false zeppelins attached to the front of her upper body.

If a woman ever told me that she had had a breast surgery/enlargement, other than for serious medical problems, I would be turned off straight away.
To my mind, someone who is silly enough to let a surgeon cut them with a knife for no valid medical reason, has some serious issues.

I'm not talking reduction here, as that is usually because the woman would be suffering from back problems or something similar. I'm talking about a perfectly natural, attractive young woman having the illogical idea to have a rock solid, non moving, 36DD chest, purely for the reason that she thinks it will make her more attractive.


That's my rant of the day......I feel much better now.


Carry on.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:26 am
Well that's good to know but it does concern me that the trend seems to be that in a few years time, it will be more unusual NOT to have fake boobs than just have a real woman's body.
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:43 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Well that's good to know but it does concern me that the trend seems to be that in a few years time, it will be more unusual NOT to have fake boobs than just have a real woman's body.


I hope that trend doesn't happen.

Like his Lordship, I prefer a Natural Woman <strains of Aretha> to a pneumatic Barbie doll.

Shocked just realised that I should be hiding from Super G, the Prince of Stalkers!

KP
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:49 am
Yes, you sure are a popular guy round here KP Laughing

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 03:56 am
Actually, I find him rather appealing myself, sometimes.


Mind you, he IS a gooner.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:01 am
A gooner?
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:04 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Actually, I find him rather appealing myself, sometimes.


Mind you, he IS a gooner.


...which is rather depressing at the moment... Crying or Very sad
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:19 am
which reminds me to ask, at some risk of DP's ire, if anyone has taken a look at the the Premiership table recently, especially at the top.... Very Happy
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:22 am
How DOES one say b*ll*cks, nicely?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:24 am
I'll leave you and KP to work that out

Did you enjoy the Lake district?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:27 am
Very nice, Steve. Bloody brilliant, in fact!

I'm glad I've got a quiet day in the office though, as I'm falling asleep.

A2K is keeping my eyes open at the mo....
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:27 am
sorry you answered that on the other Brit thread...wasnt paying attention
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 04:33 am
S'OK, Steve, I'm like that when I've got a hangover, too.
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J-B
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 05:37 am
Here comes a marauding Chinese~~~

How do people here think of Classic FM? I liked it very much. I even like it now since I can listen to it via the Internet.

Oh I just like it Smile
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Sep, 2006 05:56 am
I'm glad you enjoy it, J-B. Is it just classical that you like?

You should also try Radio2 (BBC) sometime. That's pretty funny yet informative, most of the time.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/


May I recommend the Steve Wright show, from 2pm - 5pm (BST) weekdays.
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