timberlandko wrote:... Santana thought so much of Black Magic Woman he covered it damned near riff-for-riff, and Albatross stands as one of the most sublime blues instrumentals ever....
Bloody hell Setanta does rock and roll now? I knew he was pretty hot with history but not heavy metal. Nice piccy timber, anyone you know?
Writing!
Is that what you call it?
no, I actually called it riting. You know with clenched teeth. Similar to Prince Charles and his trizers.
Enough with the cricket now, boys...
(smorgs adopts matronly tone, and folds her arms under her ample bussoooms)
This is the British thread, so I'm posting a British girls night in:
Last night I had arranged for my friend Linda to come round to mine. We wanted to complete 2 (internal) job applications on the PC, I had emailed them to myelf from work.
Then my friend Eunice phoned to say she was coming as well.
Both came bearing vino!
We sat there and chin-wagged and laugh hysterically for three solid hours, pausing only to pour more drinks or light fags... and even then... not pausing... as being from Manchester, we can quite happily light fags WHILST talking!
I always call Eunice - Eunuch for some strange reason, my granddaughter actually thinks Eunuch is her real name! But she's a good egg is our Eunuch; she had me in hysterics showing me how her (recently burnt) index and middle finger had developed into an entity of their own, due to them being so painful, she had to hold them aloft in front of her. Causing much consternation at the Jobcentre as she interviewed customers and spoke to managers, whilst giving the V and clutching her wrist with the other hand! Do you get the picture?
Then she told me that whilst watching telly, she had to put the fingers on a separate cusion, and no-one was allowed to sit on the settee in case they knocked 'the fingers'!
AND, in bed she had to put them on a pillow, but make sure they were covered up to the first nuckle with the duvet, 'cos the rest of her had got cold in the night!
She had to have a bath with her hand in a Tesco carrier bag.
And sex was out of the question as she screamed 'The Fingers' everytime he came near her...
swear, it was like an episode of corry...
Then me and Linda got the craft box out and made a little red satin cusion for Eunuch's 'fingers', it had gold sequins around it and a stuck on 'E' in the corner. How resourceful are us women?
Eunuch had the cusion on her desk this morning when I got to work and it made me piss myself laughing all over again as she actually had 'the fingers' resting on it - like it was perfectly normal!
We didn't do the job things - but a good time was had by all!
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Thats the spirit girls, forget about first aid or taking her to casualty, lets have a party. Whatever do you do on Burns Night?
After some consternation at - I'm much happier now, knowing that Eunuch is a good egg!
stevie 41whatever wrote:
Quote:Thats the spirit girls, forget about first aid or taking her to casualty, lets have a party. Whatever do you do on Burns Night?
STEVE! As an ex nurse, friend, mum - I can assure you that medical attention had been sought previously (and not a dab of TCP - my Mum's cure all). Eunuch was dealing with the aftermath.
As if!
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twas but a brief smorgs interlude...
Back to the cricket...
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smorgs wrote:twas but a brief smorgs interlude...
Back to the cricket...
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no no, third degree burns night sounded more fun.
How did fingers burst into flames in the first place?
Stroof ---- life is tuff oop there in man/womanchester. the beatles wrote a song about fingers, they had an affinity with fish pie. I guess they couldn't get the spuds for the chips
It's the eunuch that's missing spuds.
oldandknew wrote:.../womanchester.
Talking about women's chests...I'm not making this up... would I? The original Roman name for Manchester was
Mamcunium or something similar, named after the mammory-shaped hill on which they built their fort. A suggestion to visiting scousers or geordies...try telling a Manc that he lives in Tit-town...
OK Steve.......Smorgs, you live in
No, sorry, couldn't do it.
For information purposes only:
- Mamucium (sive Mancunium, Mameceastra, Mantio, Manucium; Anglice: Manchester) urbs in Anglia caurina est, ubi A.D. 2001 422,300 incolae erant.
Urbs in centro comitatus metropolitani, quod Mamucium Maius nominatur, cuius multitudo 2,438,000 est.
oldandnew wrote:
Quote:Stroof ---- life is tuff oop there in man/womanchester. the beatles wrote a song about fingers, they had an affinity with fish pie. I guess they couldn't get the spuds for the chips
Penny lane...
'for a fish and finger pie'
Why would I not know that?
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Lord Ellpus wrote:OK Steve.......Smorgs, you live in
No, sorry, couldn't do it.
Apparantly some Arsenal supporter did just after the game on Sunday. He's due out of intensive care soon.
Francis wrote:For information purposes only:
- Mamucium (sive Mancunium, Mameceastra, Mantio, Manucium; Anglice: Manchester) urbs in Anglia caurina est, ubi A.D. 2001 422,300 incolae erant.
Urbs in centro comitatus metropolitani, quod Mamucium Maius nominatur, cuius multitudo 2,438,000 est.
thanks F very informative.
(Isnt that what the Arsenal supporter said in triage?)
Stevie wrote;
Quote:It's the eunuch that's missing spuds.
Actually, steve, we call her The Eunuch, not even just Eunuch.
Linda says that she should have her own telly show called The Eunuch, a bit like Judge Judy...
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smorgs wrote:Stevie wrote;
Quote:It's the eunuch that's missing spuds.
Actually, steve, we call her The Eunuch, not even just Eunuch.
Linda says that she should have her own telly show called The Eunuch, a bit like Judge Judy...
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no I didnt actually that was Kitchen Pete and he knows all about potatos being a
chef like yerknow?
Suggest Linda gets in touch with channel 4 execs this minute.
