stevie wrote:
Quote:How did fingers burst into flames in the first place?
The fingers were scalded on The Eunuchs new tabletop steam press thing - she bought it so she could 'rip the **** out of the ironing in 10 minutes!' her words, not mine...
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Francis wrote:For information purposes only:
- Mamucium (sive Mancunium, Mameceastra, Mantio, Manucium; Anglice: Manchester) urbs in Anglia caurina est, ubi A.D. 2001 422,300 incolae erant.
Urbs in centro comitatus metropolitani, quod Mamucium Maius nominatur, cuius multitudo 2,438,000 est.
Image: Artist's reconstruction painting showing the Roman fort of Manchester from the west (copyright The Manchester Museum).
smorgs wrote:stevie wrote:
Quote:How did fingers burst into flames in the first place?
The fingers were scalded on The Eunuchs new tabletop steam press thing - she bought it so she could 'rip the **** out of the ironing in 10 minutes!' her words, not mine...
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well goodness gracious me
It would make great telly, as The Eunuch is always giving everyone sound Titchester advice, trouble is, everything starts with '*******'...
eg
******* leave the bastard
******* get a job
******* get your roots done
******* stop crying
See what i mean
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you can just make out our old house on that Walter
Walter!
It's like Googlum Earthum: I can see my dwelling!
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pipped by stevie (but it felt so good)
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where is Old Trafford on this picture.
How about putting both United & City in a big box of tricks, giving it a big shake too mix 'em up & them emptying it out on the center lanes of the M62 and calling it Manchester Reconstituded or Manchester Renovation or Manchester Can't Do Worse
It went
boop diddy boop diddy boop diddy boob diOOOOOWWWWW WHAT OOUUUWWW F*CK STUPID F**** OOOOUUUUU!!!!
well goodness gracious me
What's it to you ramrod? You live in bloody lundun!
Love 'em or hate'em, no other team in the world is as famous as Manchester United (and that's from a MCFC fan)
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the word is myghtier than the sword I gess. Oh phuck it, spelling mistakes
smorgs wrote:What's it to you ramrod? You live in bloody lundun!
Love 'em or hate'em, no other team in the world is as famous as Manchester United (and that's from a MCFC fan)
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True and thats why that bastard Glazer bought them with other people's money. How he do that?
I have been toM/W/chester a couple of times cos of work. not exactly site seeing
Arsenal is the only club not to have been relegated since the top division was formed in 1919.
Just thought I'd mention that.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Arsenal is the only club not to have been relegated since the top division was formed in 1919.
Just thought I'd mention that.
Thank you LordE I will immediately abandon all previous allegiances and become a gooner.
You can't, Steve.....you come from Tit Town.
Or should that be Mammarial Municipality.
Steve 41oo wrote:It went
boop diddy boop diddy boop diddy boob diOOOOOWWWWW WHAT OOUUUWWW F*CK STUPID F**** OOOOUUUUU!!!!
well goodness gracious me
hint I was alluding to Peter Sellars and Sophia Loren in the Millionairess but Eunuch is doing the ironing with super heated steam press thingy...oh never mind I thought it was funny
Lord Ellpus wrote:You can't, Steve.....you come from Tit Town.
I am beginning to regret starting this...
