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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:43 am
Mornin' DP.....I hope you've had some rain down there, recently. My sis has just emailed me from Tas (Beauty Point) and said they had a torrential downpour a couple of nights ago, but everything's bone dry again now.

I point blank refuse to discuss the cricket, as:

1. I'm too embarrassed, and

2. It annoys smorgs, and seeing as her heating is on the blink she could do without the added aggravation at this time.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:48 am
Hey DP...I'll come over to the Oz section and tell you about the awful pulp mill that a certain b*stard wants to build, directly across the river from my sis.
See you in a mo.......
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:50 am
No cricket discussion.Ok OZ 1/74, (16 overs), Eng 110

Right then on with the show.

smorgy sorry your heat is off. I have an electric column heater here if you want to borrow it.

or I could cut some firewood.

Its been holiday here (Fri 7.00pm).

Wont rain properly here until march or april.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 09:01 am
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 09:04 am
Who the F**k is daring to stamp on you?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 10:14 am
Yes, tell us McT!

We'll go and sort them out for you...

Hiya Prince, how YOU doin'?

x
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 10:17 am
Hey baby....the prince is doing great as always and looking fwd to one month of no work without pay !!!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 10:19 am
Are you working a month in hand, Prince? :wink:
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 10:26 am
Ouch ! I meant to say - one month WITH pay !!!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 11:03 am
McTag wrote:
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
my what an exciting life you lead. First or second class? Have you seen the new Beatles- Sgt Pepper stamp? really neat.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 11:28 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
McTag wrote:
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
my what an exciting life you lead. First or second class? Have you seen the new Beatles- Sgt Pepper stamp? really neat.


If you go to the post office with £5.15, you can buy a presentation pack of all the new Beatles-pictures stamps.
I already got one for a friend overseas.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 11:43 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
McTag wrote:
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
my what an exciting life you lead. First or second class? Have you seen the new Beatles- Sgt Pepper stamp? really neat.


really neat?

REALLY NEAT?

Which part of 'merica are you from Stevie baby?

x
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 12:49 pm
Did anyone see that Convention Crasher programme last night on Channel 4 after Big Bro? About the celebrity look alikes?

Oh God it was so funny, made me guffaw.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:02 pm
smorgs wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
McTag wrote:
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
my what an exciting life you lead. First or second class? Have you seen the new Beatles- Sgt Pepper stamp? really neat.


really neat?

REALLY NEAT?

Which part of 'merica are you from Stevie baby?

x
Oh my God did i say that? I meant to say of course that it was a jolly good show.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:45 pm
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Did anyone see that Convention Crasher programme last night on Channel 4 after Big Bro? About the celebrity look alikes?

Oh God it was so funny, made me guffaw.


I read about this, and fully inrended to tape it but forgot.

Is it a series, or just a "one off"? Sounded good though.



Don't forget "Lilies" is on again tonight - Beeb 1 9pm. Brilliant!
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:46 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
McTag wrote:
Right I'm going up the road for some stamps.
my what an exciting life you lead. First or second class? Have you seen the new Beatles- Sgt Pepper stamp? really neat.


really neat?

REALLY NEAT?

Which part of 'merica are you from Stevie baby?

x
Oh my God did i say that? I meant to say of course that it was a jolly good show.


These stamps ARE really neat, with no runny edges to the colours and all the little perforations perfectly punched in a row. All in a size no bigger than a postage stamp. A credit to the philatelic art of Her Majesty's Stampers.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:48 pm
I've just invented a new word.......inrended.

Possible definitions, please.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 01:57 pm
Having trouble with your eyesight Ellpus? :wink:

I can't post tonight chaps and chapesses...

My hands are too cold!

Landlord round at 12 tomorrow, do you think I should ask for a discount on my rent? I can't quite believe he has not fixed it yet, it really is bloody freezing in here.

I'm going to lie in my bed with just my head out of the duvet with my sombrero on! You should see my nipples! In fact you can't miss 'em!

Night

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 02:05 pm
OOH! I'll be round with some warm hands in a jiffy.










Needless to say, the jiffy is a king sized one, to fit over both hands like that.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jan, 2007 02:06 pm
Can't you come round with a body jiffy?

A nice warm one...

x
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