I was avidly reading the above post, got as far as
she removed
when
THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN.
This happened twice
was beginning to wonder what was going on when finally got to read she was wearing two pairs.
What a relief eh?
Would it have been an illegal operation if she had been wearing NOTHING underneath?
It is a reasonable assumption Clary.
Terrible innit?
How do!
smorgs reporting for smut duty!
I'm back to no heating STILL!
So what's been going on with y'all?
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oh no, how horrible to have no heating. Have you got snow up there as well, Smorgs?
No snow, but you can see your breath in my gaff!
Heaven knows I'm miserable now... (to quote Morrissey)
Found this, thought it was funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dOszwPVCNo
x
smorgsie-
Listen to a few John Cooper-Clarke tracks. That should cheer you up.
Stuck in F*****g Chicken Town is not bad.
I saw JCC in 'concert', must have been 80? In Manchester. My favourite? I Married a Monster from Outer Space.
Nice to 'see' you again sussy. Are you warm?
McT, birds are flying to Blackpool next Sunday... me and me mate are netting them, then I'm driving straight down to Bispam, not bothering with the meeting half way, not really worth it. They shall be travelling 4 boids to 3 cages...
Of course it'll be like a scene out of The Birds and I'll be playing Tippi Hedren to great dramatic effect.
Hope ther're not car sick!
That's all I need - Canary puke...
Thanks for organising that for me, your a gem, a prudy one!
x
well i dont particularly want to go to burnley either
does it make any difference if you have a sound card?
Is that John Cooper Clark the same person as Graham Fellowes etc?
He sounds identical.
The pub was a bit grim tonight....a combination of a karaoke and a quiz night, neither very successful, but both carried on at high volume.
The MC did not seem to realise that if you have a microphone you don't have to shout.
We may try the Horse and Farrier next week.
spendius wrote:
Young ladies are so one dimensional.
I saw one who promised to remove her knickers if some idiot would only ring up. One did and she removed them. She had another pair underneath.
Bad luck, mate. Another £2 wasted. :wink:
I fell into the company tonight in the pub, as you do, sometimes, of three ladies from what the market research people call the lower D minus segment of the vast thrutching masses.
One of them is a staple gun operator (34-34-44)who fastens imitation animal skin cut-outs to wooden frames already prepared by highly skilled carpenters to make those couches in the adverts where the canoodling is evoked, and who Vic is in love with, another(44-44-48) is the manageress, no less, of an amusement arcade and the third, who had a good half of her bottom on display,(32-36-42) is the barmaid who also works during the day in a supermarket grovelling to the thrutching masses as they return to the supply source, like wilderbeasts at the drinking holes, which cater for the eating and the cleaning of the remnants of the waste products orifice with some extras designed for any minor malfunctions of aforesaid processes whether real or imagined and not a few other novelties
They were all very concerned, for a good part of the time, with the various speeds at which the different coloured hair-dyes could be washed out of their limp locks. I had the impression that it was the n hundredth time they had been around that one but red comes out fastest was the verdict.
But I did get an insight into amusement arcades which I feel sure will stand me in good stead when I arrive at the Pearly Gates as the first since Frank Harris to have seen God's joke.
There's nothing worse than nobody twigging your jokes.
It was pretty grim.
Don't buy a pub is my advice.
McTag wrote:The pub was a bit grim tonight....a combination of a karaoke and a quiz night...........
So if you know the answer to one of the questions, does that mean you have to get up and sing it whilst doing a particularly bad impression of a well known singer?
MC....<shouting>......."OK, what was Jean-Claude Van Damme in the 1992 film when he was brought back to life in order to be a perfect killing machine?..."
McT ...<wearing full Donovan outfit, complete with hippie headband...> ...."He's the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame,
His orders come from far away no more........"
Mornin' everyone!
Mornin' brass monkey!
x
Mornin' Sarah.
You have a brass monkey limping about up there as well, do you?
'Taters down here at the moment...I'll have to don me Damarts before walking the dog this morning, I think.
Morning Brits. thankyou for helping to make Australia the magnificent country it is today.
Cricket - woefull, that all i will say.
