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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 04:28 am
Hey Smorgs have the canaries flown north for the winter yet? Smile
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 04:32 am
Margo it was Arsenal/ManU versus the girlfriend after having sex!
actually forget the sex she'll wait til afterward. If she dont like it she can "consider her options"
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 04:38 am
Laughing Certainly! She even came to the Blackburn game on 23 December and if I were superstitious, I'd say she was a lucky charm for our 6-2 win!
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 03:23 pm
I'll bet she is a charming lady.

Hey Mathos goes on holiday, Smorgie goes on a course and... zilch! No posts. Does this tell us something?
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 04:40 pm
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:06 pm
Steve-(if you are still with us)

As you made a tentative offer to up bet on the deaths in the recent storms at 10 I don't suppose you would consider it all that tasteless to offer odds on the cops at Branscombe Beach having the container of whisky cornered whilst mounting a media blitz about the the misdemenours of those who only got the wing mirrors and the brine soaked dog-food.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:38 pm
Have you ever tried the 4 tea-bag brew which was invented in the face of the disapproval of the bourgeoisie by Mr Anthony Burgess who was a right Manchester lad and no mishtake.

It isn't all that hard to manage.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 06:50 pm
I know there are some men of the world on this thread so I thought I would ask them why all the ladies on the Babestation constellation of channels always have their knickers on despite their obvious eagerness to expose themselves.

Is there something they are ashamed of?

I'm just a simple country lad who doesn't understand the ways of the gentry.
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jan, 2007 07:55 pm
dadpad wrote:
Margo it was Arsenal/ManU versus the girlfriend after having sex!
actually forget the sex she'll wait til afterward. If she dont like it she can "consider her options"


Jeez dadpad - it's only bloody soccer or football, as they call it.

It's not as if it was cricket (ortennis)

(Melbourne put on the usual foul assorted weather for my trip down there!)
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 01:40 am
spendius wrote:
Steve-(if you are still with us)

As you made a tentative offer to up bet on the deaths in the recent storms at 10 I don't suppose you would consider it all that tasteless to offer odds on the cops at Branscombe Beach having the container of whisky cornered whilst mounting a media blitz about the the misdemenours of those who only got the wing mirrors and the brine soaked dog-food.


I thought the police were abysmal in their "response". How could they stand by and watch the local populace wheeling motorbikes up the beach, and breaking into containers? It's not as if they were unaware of the owners of the goods. The ship was in plain view.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 01:44 am
spendius wrote:
I know there are some men of the world on this thread so I thought I would ask them why all the ladies on the Babestation constellation of channels always have their knickers on despite their obvious eagerness to expose themselves.

Is there something they are ashamed of?

I'm just a simple country lad who doesn't understand the ways of the gentry.


I feel I may regret asking this, but what is the Babestation constellation of channels?

Oh I get it...Spendy has been googling and come up with some soft porn.
I hear there is a lot of that on the Net.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:00 am
Mac wrote-

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I feel I may regret asking this, but what is the Babestation constellation of channels?

Oh I get it...Spendy has been googling and come up with some soft porn.
I hear there is a lot of that on the Net.


I'm afraid you don't "get it" Mac.

There are about 10 channels on the Digital TV set-up in the 900 range which have young ladies lying (pun intended) on couches trying to cajole fools into calling them up at £2 a minute. They are a variation on the usual theme adopted by various other programmes such as Big Brother, Millionaire and that dancing tripe.

They are a good laugh when you give them a flip through after the pub.

You should try to keep up with modern trends Mac.

I realise of course that you didn't fancy answering the question I asked.

What I consider soft porn sometimes makes an appearence on this thread in a sort of Guardian/Independent nudgie-nudgie style.

The question I asked was a question asked in The Spectator when Madonna's knickered porn book was reviewed a while back so that makes it respectable enough I think.

There's nothing so buttoned up and prudish as the lower-middle class.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:11 am
McTag wrote:
So you're still speaking then? :wink:
Laughing
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:17 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6294643.stm

I see an interesting business oportunity here for Mr and Mrs Steve.

Mrs can drive me from school to school and I will bellow at children telling them to behave. Head teachers will pay a fortune.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:20 am
Or I might be getting mixed up with this

BBC wrote:
A multi-million-pound project is under way in Aberdeenshire to turn dead cows into clean energy.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:20 am
spendius wrote:
Mac wrote-

Quote:
I feel I may regret asking this, but what is the Babestation constellation of channels?

Oh I get it...Spendy has been googling and come up with some soft porn.
I hear there is a lot of that on the Net.


I'm afraid you don't "get it" Mac.

There are about 10 channels on the Digital TV set-up in the 900 range which have young ladies lying (pun intended) on couches trying to cajole fools into calling them up at £2 a minute. They are a variation on the usual theme adopted by various other programmes such as Big Brother, Millionaire and that dancing tripe.

They are a good laugh when you give them a flip through after the pub.

You should try to keep up with modern trends Mac.

I realise of course that you didn't fancy answering the question I asked.

What I consider soft porn sometimes makes an appearence on this thread in a sort of Guardian/Independent nudgie-nudgie style.

The question I asked was a question asked in The Spectator when Madonna's knickered porn book was reviewed a while back so that makes it respectable enough I think.

There's nothing so buttoned up and prudish as the lower-middle class.


I am quite buttoned-up and prudish compared to some. You mention Madonna. I think she should be illegal.

Now then- what questions? If you refer to the vexed question of why bare-chested starlets wear knickers, I am not qualified to answer, so I pass.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:25 am
spendius wrote:

There's nothing so buttoned up and prudish as the lower-middle class.
is that why you feel so at home?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 05:27 am
What is lower middle class?
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 07:05 am
Call it petit bourgeois and you'll get it.

Is there a business opportunity for older ladies on a Babestation??
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jan, 2007 08:08 am
Clary wrote-

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Is there a business opportunity for older ladies on a Babestation??


I should imagine there is come to think of it. Mature ladies are quite popular in some quarters and probably could bring their experience to bear.

Young ladies are so one dimensional.

I saw one who promised to remove her knickers if some idiot would only ring up. One did and she removed them. She had another pair underneath.

Older ladies wouldn't stoop to such mean, underhanded tricks would they.

Mac- I too think Madonna should be banned. She's neither one thing nor tuther. All undelivered promises.

Prince- the lower middle class is amply defined in women's journalism.
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