If we get a power base going before the cricket team get back, you can welcome them with your Executioners gear on Spendi, that fiasco has to be placed under the treason banner.
Hello Pretty Dorothy, I hope you had a nice Christmas and really wish you well for 2007 xxxxx
Did anyone see that Dracula thing last night?
I thought it was rubbish!
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It was a load of idiocy, I know three vampires and they never hurt anybody in Whitby.
I have spent the afternoon spreadeagled on my sofa watching The Barber of Seville on Artsworld whilst browsing the pages relating to Tom Jones being found in Mr Allworthy's bed in that most wonderful book of Henry Fielding's, having a few fags, liquorice allsorts, cups of tea and generally pigging out in gratifying bliss.
Why anybody who hasn't read Tom Jones would find time to watch Dracula tripe escapes my comprehension.
Tom Jones is a Spendius type only when 2000 years of Christianity has done it's stuff.
Don't be so snooty, suspendy, you bugger...
...and you're a massive corrie fan - you hypocrite!
I love liquorice allsorts - what's your favourite?
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Mine's the blue round ones with the bobbly bits.
Ewwww! There's my least favourite!
I like the pink (chubby) round coconut ones with the 'dot' of liquorice in the middle.
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A coconut bit? So you can "tounge" it out of your peggies later?
Careful Dorothy...
You nearly made me piss myself laughing, you funny bugger!
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I like the black cylindrical one with the white centre.
Francis, cricketing terms and rules & tactics are very hard for a foreigner, and a Scotsman, to understand.
And, there are some humorous attempts at explaining them. Let's all google.:
The Basic 'Rules' of Cricket
You have 2 sides,
one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out,
and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in,
until he's out.
When they are all out,
the side that's out comes in,
and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out,
including the not outs, that's the end of the game.
Quote:I like the black cylindrical one with the white centre
I like them too.
Can I borrow your step-ladders, McT?
I've a mammoth decorating task ahead.
Unless you fancy joining me and 'les girls' for a spot of emulsioning?
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You have got to be kidding. When I finish my place, which task is a bit like the painting of the Forth Bridge at the speed I go at, then I could perhaps consider helping others decorate.
No, on second thoughts, I couldn't.
What if we got nekked?
...and you dropped your brush?
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smorgs wrote:What if we got nekked?
...and you dropped your brush?
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and you yours? How does that work? Pubic alopecia?
smorgs wrote:What if we got nekked?
...and you dropped your brush?
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Smorgie, you .....Oohhhh, you are awful! But I like you. x
(picturing Smorgie wearing only a smile and a light speckling of Dulux Eggshell)
McTag wrote:smorgs wrote:What if we got nekked?
...and you dropped your brush?
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Smorgie, you .....Oohhhh, you are awful! But I like you. x
(picturing Smorgie wearing only a smile and a light speckling of Dulux Eggshell)
well you've seen her in the flesh round the labour exchange, I couldnt possibly comment. My Dear.
My lips are sealed, just like my tin of Dulux.
McTag wrote:My lips are sealed, just like my tin of Dulux.
excellent riposte
but I am worried the former president of iraq may hang within hours
Quote:defence lawyer, Badie Aref, told Reuters the former dictator was in "high spirits" as he prepared to meet his death. "He told them he was happy he would meet his death at the hands of his enemies and be a martyr, not just languish in jail."
President Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti. RIP
