THE BRITISH THREAD

"I've seen more action on a nuns pubes than these cockney's can generate by themselves. "


Mathos, quite a few Brits have been posting here over the past few pages, yet you choose to single ME out with your unkind words.

Why do you do this?

I will not respond, but simply make a note each time. OK?

hey lordy, you posted the same time as me and started a new page.....

what about my problem?

I once met a Texan who told me his name was Kee-in but I later found out it was Ken.

Chai Tea wrote:

hey lordy, you posted the same time as me and started a new page.....

what about my problem?

Chai, are you saying you think this guy is northern English?

If so, next time you see him, just say "What did you say your name was again chuck?"

That ought to do it.

I once met a Texan who told me his name was Kee-in but I later found out it was Ken.

What are £ cakes?

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

"I've seen more action on a nuns pubes than these cockney's can generate by themselves. "


Mathos, quite a few Brits have been posting here over the past few pages, yet you choose to single ME out with your unkind words.

Why do you do this?

I will not respond, but simply make a note each time. OK?

My Dear Lord Ellpus, stop being so mard, I'm only winding you up because you go on one, you must have had the most boring life if you can't take a bit of stick once in a while. Don't you see, even making a post as you have above this to Chai, is a really daft way of going about things. it is petty really. Think about it.

Anyhow, have a nice Christmas and why haven't you sent me a Christmas Card or nice greeting to ease this great north south divide. Don't you think its high time you acted like a southern gentleman and apologised to Mathos for all of your past rudeness and I'll do my very best to forgive you as its Christmas: The time of Goodwill to all men.

See, I'm being really nice to you.

Hope that post isn't indicative of your bedroom performance, stevie65000!

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