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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
dadpad wrote:
merry merry Brits. I'll have a cold un for you.
oi you provockative bloody auussie ashes bags full.

And the same to you mate. Have a cold one on me, well not actually over me a la smorgs but you know what I mean. We all hate you really, this must be understood, but nevertheless there is a certain affection. Somewhere. Where is it smorgs?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
dadpad wrote:
merry merry Brits. I'll have a cold un for you.


Awww, DP...

Cum 'ere and give us a kiss!

I really love you all!

No, I mean I REALLY love you

You're all funny buggers!

Sarah
x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:55 pm
smorgs wrote:
dadpad wrote:
merry merry Brits. I'll have a cold un for you.


Awww, DP...

Cum 'ere and give us a kiss!

I really love you all!

No, I mean I REALLY love you

You're all funny buggers!

Sarah
x
yeah me too

(that should get rid of him smorg)
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:55 pm
In me nethers, stevie99bonk (that's a centipede with a wooden leg)

ha ha ha - just tickled meself with that one.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:57 pm
ok good one s

now really have to hit the sack

goodnight to you all wherever you may be

up a billabong tree

or stockport
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 05:58 pm
I mean that, in answer to this

Quote:
Where is it smorgs?


I'm all confused now - I'm going to bed...

My bums really cold...


x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 06:00 pm
Goodnight all.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 06:00 pm
Night everyone...

Christmas Eve tomorrow.

Hope Santa comes down me chimney.

x
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 06:13 pm
shmorgshie wrote-

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You're all funny buggers!


I would like to take thish opportunity to dishstanshe myshelf from that lasht remark.

I am not a "silly bugger" and it painsh me no end that anybody would think I am.

I am an English gentleman of the highesht pegridree and I have shegs on my elbowsh and kneecapsh to prove it.

Ladiesh of the mosht refined upbringing have thanked me most grashiously on many occashions for my undershtanding and shelf shacrifice and have complimented me on the way I pronounsh my 'aitchesh and allow them to feel that they are being sheen to by a proper afishionado of their undershtandable shupershtitions and sholopshismsh.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 23 Dec, 2006 08:04 pm
I just know all you brits will enjoty this musical link.

remeber the Goodies and their Rolf Harris sketch?

http://xmasraindael.tripod.com/sounds/RolfHarrisSixWhiteBoomers.mp3
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 01:03 am
Where have you been, spends?

I waited up for you...

Had to go to bed alone with cold buttocks, but don't worry, they're nice and toasty now.

x

Thanks for funny link, DP. x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 01:16 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdomRkOHl40

x
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 05:56 am
spendius wrote:
shmorgshie wrote-

Quote:
You're all funny buggers!


I would like to take thish opportunity to dishstanshe myshelf from that lasht remark.

I am not a "silly bugger" and it painsh me no end that anybody would think I am.

I am an English gentleman of the highesht pegridree and I have shegs on my elbowsh and kneecapsh to prove it.

Ladiesh of the mosht refined upbringing have thanked me most grashiously on many occashions for my undershtanding and shelf shacrifice and have complimented me on the way I pronounsh my 'aitchesh and allow them to feel that they are being sheen to by a proper afishionado of their undershtandable shupershtitions and sholopshismsh.


spendi been on the pish
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 06:09 am
what makes you think that?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 06:31 am
Smorgs thanks for the you tube links. Is there supposed to be sound?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 08:18 am
Turn your speakers on - ya daft bugger!

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 09:15 am


Twelve months in the army is what these boys need. That would straighten them out.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 09:16 am
It wouldn't be Christmas without this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VggbbUUhS8&mode=related&search=

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 10:19 am
smorgs wrote:
Did MCFC play McT?

Did they win?

x


Yes, and no they effing didn't.

Nearly as bad, I decided to record MotD and have a bit of a lie-in this morning and no prizes for guessing what- the machine only recorded about 20 minutes or so and so I missed most of it.

Drat and dash it all.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 24 Dec, 2006 10:19 am
...but what about the porridge?

x
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