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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 10:06 am
I've just had a perfectly poached egg, slice of malt loaf and a brew...

I'm now going to go in the bath, put my hair in rollers and apply slap.

Then I'll be in the Horse and Jockey at 8.30 p.m. drowning my sorrows with Linda.

Hopefully, I will fall in a hedge on the way home...

But not just anybodies hedge - just Linda's.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 10:24 am
You have yourself a great time, Sarah.

Hope you managed to get your car fixed OK.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 12:06 pm
I'm not going out...

I'm going to stay in, eat chocolate and feel sorry for myself.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 12:10 pm
Sorry, Ellpus, et al

Yes Autoglass have been, nice bloke, two coffee's later, he's done the job. More damage than expected (or saw with the mud).

He even swept up the glass from the drive!

Have you ever noticed that workmen in general always take two sugars?

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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 12:27 pm
Well Silver Sedge Won, nice little earner again :- keep a finger or two crossed for Wolverhampton at 8.30 and we could all be going to Hawaii for Christmas.

I put a hundred quid on each to win so the wallet is getting nice and heavy, if Sonderborg wins later on that'll be another two grand in the kitty. Might buy the wife a couple of pound of sugar and a bag of flour for Christmas!

Grandsons game was good too, they were 1 up at half time, losing 2.1 half way through second half, equalised 10 minutes from end and gave a bloody penalty away one minute from the end!

They had a piping hot brew on at half time and free hot dogs, it were bloody cold up on those moors though!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 01:25 pm
spendius wrote:
I don't enjoy watching two men trying to beat each other to a pulp. It's against my principles.

I think we men should share them out by gentleman's agreement rather than fighting over them which is what boxing symbolises. We are not kangaroos after all. One each then everybody has to do their fair share and take the heat equidistantly.

One would think there might be a connection between blatant aggressive sport and paving slabs through car windows which wouldn't exist in those sports where the natural aggression of males is tempered by an agreed set of civilising rules.

You see old chap- if male aggression takes its natural course half, at least, of us are little use to women for considerable periods of time due to the injuries received.

Are you suggesting that ladies would rather we fought over them than share them out fairly. I must concede that evolution theory would be on your side, and the jousting tournaments of old, but then again we would still be running around the bare hillside in a loin cloth, in this weather, hunting for a tasty lizard in that event.

Boxing is often rightly called barbaric as it is a relic of a barbaric age.



In certain parts of the world they have names applicable to men who talk and no doubt act like women! Ladyboy is quite a fitting title.

It is natural for man to follow, support and engage in contact sports Spendi, not barbaric. It's controlled, regulated and monitored by common sense and professional training. There are more 'accidents' and damages done to sportsmen in Rugby, Motorcycles, Winter Sports and Cars than boxing can hold a light to.

Ricky Hatton for instance, (a brilliant young man who has done Manchester and the UK proud by his achievements) has promoted boxing in the North west like never envisaged before his arrival. Young Imran Khan is also a pleasure to watch, and his actions as an ambassador for the sport in view of his age especially are remarkable.

It may interest you to know that I know both of the aforementioned young men very well.

How in gods name you contra the merits of boxing with female seduction is beyond me, but then again, most of your statements would confuse Confucious himself. I note your reference to boxing often being called barbaric, as it is a relic of a barbaric age. Excluding your own thoughts on the sport, can you show me where you have seen this?

It is a sport of great skill, demanding years of dedicated training and a monk like lifestyle to achieve the pot of gold. When you see those athletes in the arena, you should be in awe of their ability to produce such levels of entertainment along with it's corresponding benefits.

Boxers rarely get in trouble outside of the ring, in comparison to cricket players and footballers it is zilch.

By the way, the loin cloth I can accept, the running round in this weather would have been no problem either, we would invent fire, warm dwellings and big fluffy bearskin coats.

PS And shagged our bloody bollocks off!.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 01:38 pm
Mathos wrote-

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There are more 'accidents' and damages done to sportsmen in Rugby, Motorcycles, Winter Sports and Cars than boxing can hold a light to.


So it's not all that tough then after all. I wondered why they had pillowcases on their fists and hardly anybody is allowed to get knocked out anymore. It's not the safest sport in the country by any chance is it. Does it compare to netball.

And I find physical contact with other men quite distasteful.

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produce such levels of entertainment


That's an assertion. It assumes boxing is entertainment because you find it entertaining and I believe you are in quite a minority doing so.

Boxing has been called barbaric by some for as long as I can remember.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 03:12 pm
I'm catching up here..

sorry about the car smorgsie

well done for getting picture of mr snail before he got away.

I hate snails they are ruthless bastards. And very hot to handle with butter and garlic sauce.

They robbed a tortoise near here. Unfortuantely the poor old bloke was not able to give a description to police..."it all 'append so quick"
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 03:15 pm
Mathos wrote:

Ricky Hatton for instance, (a brilliant young man who has done Manchester and the UK proud by his achievements) has promoted boxing in the North west like never envisaged before his arrival. Young Imran Khan is also a pleasure to watch, and his actions as an ambassador for the sport in view of his age especially are remarkable.

It may interest you to know that I know both of the aforementioned young men very well.
It does and please give Ricky and Imran my regards S. (My mother and father were from Hyde)
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 05:01 pm
Gee whiz the last one let me/us down but still quids on top with the previous two winners!

We can swap Hawaii for Rhyl.

Cheers Steve..noted.

Spendi


Pillowcases indeed, the gloves bollock brains are specially designed in order to cause the least damage to an opponent. Were a boxer to hit you with a bare fist, your face would open up like a squashed tomato. Bare knuckle fighting does exist, I abhor it, but it exists. If a big heavyweight hit you half his punching weight he would hospitalise you, assuming he was wearing 10 or 12 ounce gloves. If it was bare fist he would quite possibly kill you. They have nothing to prove to anybody, least of all themselves. You can take any sport in the world, there is none as demanding for physical fitness as boxing. Your moving, every bit of your body, dodging, weaving, thinking, counter-punching, laying back, taking a punch, landing a punch, missing a punch, it's not kicking the ball down the field and resting up. When you see those lads on TV from amateur upwards, you know how they have sweat, worked, trained, missed out on a lot of life, but not missed in the broad terms of life, up running at the crack of dawn, sparring, skipping, bag work, shadow boxing, exercises, and most of them don't come from the best backgrounds. Michael Gomez ( real name Michael Armstrong,) born in the back of a van, read up on his life story, and tell him he's playing 'netball' My god, I'd like to see that!.

I don't treat the sport as a damaging factor, I would stop a contest in seconds if I thought a lad was getting hurt, was likely to get hurt, was being outclassed or not defending himself correctly. You can call it comparable to whatever you desire as well Captain Bob, but your considerations do not enter the equation, you haven't been there.

If you think it is so, why not pop down to your nearest ABA gym and ask if you can hold a bag for a decent 15 year old. I bet you don't hold it so long Spendi.

There happens to be a school of excellence at Middleton, very well set out and run. Pop yourself down there for a day, spend it with the lads and then tell me it isn't doing them any good or its barbaric. Ask for Jimmy Barker, I imagine Jimmy will still be there and he will show you how to teach previously unmanageable lads into decent citizens.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 05:37 pm
A terrible beauty, prizefighting. Roberto Duran, Sugar Ray Leonard, Marvin Hagler, Mohammad Ali, Benny Lynch. Indomitable spirit allied to great physical skill.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 25 Nov, 2006 06:50 pm
Mathos wrote-

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Pillowcases indeed, the gloves bollock brains are specially designed in order to cause the least damage to an opponent.


That's what Mumsie tries to arrange for the little babba in the cradle isn't it?

All the rest is spin I'm afraid.

Try living 24 hrs a day with a bunch of well funded insurgents who have no concerned referee to worry about and Mumsie 4000 miles away.

Bugger off!

You won't impress me with words.

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there is none as demanding for physical fitness as boxing. Your moving, every bit of your body, dodging, weaving, thinking, counter-punching, laying back, taking a punch, landing a punch, missing a punch,


"You should never let other people get your kicks for you."

Bob Dylan. Like A Rolling Stone.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 04:42 am
Just tuoght you might enjoy a photo.

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/68700/68790.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 06:20 am
(smorgs staggers in in her nightie, hair awray, indentation on her left cheek from falling asleep with specs on, clicks on the British thread, hoping to see a bit of late night sparring...)

Not cricket again!

Yawn...

I'm going back to bed till the ashes are over!

Wake me with a brew please...

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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 06:32 am
smorgs wrote:

Not cricket again!

Yawn...

I'm going back to bed till the ashes are over!

Wake me with a brew please...

x




http://i10.tinypic.com/35ji26h.jpg
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 08:06 am
My mate just phoned me to say he was having a little flutter to-day:-

The Nags are


2.50 Fontwell REBELLE Advised win 9/2

3.15 Newbury DINGO CAO Advised each way 7/1


Spendi

Watching any sport that you have an interest in and cheering on your preferred side or individual is not letting other people get their kicks for you.

The Zimmerman guy has issued a great deal in his time, a lot of it nicked from Mr Guthry, I understand.

I don't have any knowledge of him being in Nam either, was he a dodger?

See, you have egg on your face again, now.

You can't quote a pacifist and compare him to a squaddie when the going suits you boy!

You'd be better off sticking with the rest of the girls on their particular subjects, leave the boxing to the lads eh?

What colour lipstick do you wear?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 08:06 am
Newcastle just appeared to have a perfectly good goal dis-allowed if you support Newcastle that is, if your cheering for Portsmouth, it was off-side.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 09:34 am
You couldn't make this last lot up, could you?

I just won another £1,800..00. Hope you did the bet


Lets see how Dino Cao makes out.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 12:38 pm
Hardly believe it, I gave one of my son in laws the first tip ( he never bets & simply advised him to put £20..00 EW on it) Daughter was going mad.

About 2 minutes after race, he phoned up shouting delightedly to Mrs Mathos I've won, I'we won. Mrs Mathos waits until; I come in and says' "Your horse won, Mark is over the moon"

But:- It didn't win, it came 3rd. So he won but I lost.

Talk about egg on my face.

The last one lost too.

Good game with them dirty cockneys though!

Thoroughly enjoyed it except for the result, we should have won, but no problem, they will be fair knackered after that little lot and hopefully Bolton will bury them on Wednesday, like they did those other **** head cockney pillocks on Saturday.

Glad to hear Dorothy enjoyed her night out too!

Good on yer gal!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 26 Nov, 2006 12:48 pm
I'm just doing my nails to this:

(never knew it was written by Springsteen)

I'm sure there's a radio programme on this week (radio2) about Woody Guthry - with a Mr Zimmerman interview.

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg
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