Smorgie, Clary is here with us tonight but she's only going to Staffs tomorrow.
So, we could do lunch tomorrow, so you two could meet.
D'you fancy coming over to the pub at one o'clock? I'll buy.
McT
I see that James is on his high horse about Cockneys again (previous page).
I'd love to McT!
Usual place?
Look forward...
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smorgs wrote:I'd love to McT!
Usual place?
Look forward...
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Same place, same time, same spot on the dial.......
Same bat time, same bat channel
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You're feeling left out??!
I live in Manc and I aint' been invited. (not even bovvered)
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By heck Mathos- you're a bit mixed up.
I don't watch sport to cheer anybody on.
It is an interesting spectacle because it is unscripted (hopefully). They are all rate-busters and, as such arseholes.
And sandwich board men to boot. They are bought and sold like carrots.
Sportsmen take advantage of genetic capacities, versions of the Aussie swimmer who had feet like flippers, for which they have no responsibility, and use them to bully the rest of us.
Dylan left Guthrie behind at a very early age.
What do you think this means?
"The very last thing I'd wanna do
Is say I've been hittin' some hard travellin' too."
Song To Woody.
And he was not a draft dodger unlike Cassius Clay who was.
And he is no pacifist.
So I don't have egg on my face as you asserted. You have assertivitis old boy.
I don't make it up as I go along to suit my purposes. I tell it like it is. That's why I'm unpopular.
Steve 41oo wrote:am feeling very left out
however
mathos wrote:Thoroughly enjoyed it except for the result, we should have won, but no problem, they will be fair knackered after that little lot and hopefully Bolton will bury them on Wednesday, like they did those other **** head cockney pillocks on Saturday.
did make me smile
a bit
Yes, quite amusing, considering that the pillock asked me not to say a word about the Celtic fiasco, and like an idiot, I thought I'd be nice to him as he seemed to have mellowed recently.
Learnt my lesson there, didn't I.
Yeah.
Hadn't you noticed.
Although I think Clary has a soft spot for me. Sometimes anyway.
I think everyone has a little soft spot for you spendius, they just don't know it.
SPENDIUS
You are exhibiting signs of degenerative paranoia.
You have also been extremely unpleasant and nasty to several people on the threads in general.
Now!
This could be a sign of severe age frustration.
You might have a series of boils on yer bum.
You could be pissing yourself and dribbling on a regular basis and consequently feel uncomfortable, wet, damp, and smelly.
Your zimmer frame may be broken.
Your nutritional requirements are not on the menu.
You have been barred from your local for being a lecherous, ogling, leering sot.
The Prince has not been talking to you of late.
Lord Ellpus irritates you.
You have committed a crime and are afraid of the consequences and the embarrassment at being named and shamed.
Did you throw that slab of concrete complete with Brian through smorgs's nearside front door window?
The sooner you share your problems with your 'friends' on The British Thread, the better.
Come along 'old lad' we will support you!
Lord Ellpus.
Your having a little stab at me, and that is very naughty.
The fact that your precious little cockney Arsenal team got thrashed by Bolton on Saturday is no reason to be an awkward and bombastic little runt with us Northern boys.
Now, I am being extremely nice to you of late, (how are your piles) and yet you start throwing your weight around like an all in wrestler with a personality disorder.
It is possible that I will be visiting your City in a few weeks time and will be expecting you to take me for a pint, buy my lunch and loan me your car.
How on earth do you expect us to get along if your being obnoxious?
Can't you see I have enough problems with Spendi without you becoming part of the circus?
Now get your act together, and behave yourself.
It's not my fault you live in a **** hole of a city with that left wing pillock 'Uncle Ken' emptying your wallets on a regular basis.
Ok James, calm down! (best scouse accent)
That's better...isn't it! :wink:
Allow me to interrupt the British proceedings for a minute to inform you blokes that we, in the States, are watching real football right now.
Now.... go back to your tea and crumpets and that silly game of soccer.
You go watch your padded cells on legs, ****-kicker!
Go eat a squirrel pie!
