'Shouldn't pee in full public view after exiting a high street pub'?
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LE is correct. At fisrt I thought, you meant I should sit down when peeing ... oops.
You can do so - always depends on the wind and who's the public.
Now we all know that sometimes Walter sits down to pee
Thanks for sharing...
:wink:
I would do it, if I were you customer, smorgs, or when I'm on probation ....
smorgs wrote:Now we all know that sometimes Walter sits down to pee
Thanks for sharing...
:wink:
Officiall, smorgs, officially!
Not that someone accuses me of betraying male culture!
Not at all...
I think it's great that you are in touch with your feminine side.
And that you practice 'empathetic urination'
Should we get pissed off?
Personally, I don't think it's much fun at all, unless you can get at least 25% on the surrounding surfaces.
Walter Hinteler wrote:I would do it, if I were you customer, smorgs, or when I'm on probation ....
Not sure what to make of that Walter!
Customer?
That means I must be providing a service?
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A serious word of caution!
Re. the broken glass, Sarah.......you'll be finding bits and pieces on the seat of your car for ages, so make sure you wear sturdy undergarments for the next month or so.
If you're not sure about all this, you can PM me with pics of you wearing various drawers/thongs etc., and I will give you my opinion as to whether they are safe.
No need for thanks, as it's the least I can do.
I mean, labour office here has 'customers', is 'customer-friendly' .... and called "Agency for Labour' (jobcentre) now.
I'm googling 'Kevlar Knickers'
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Why did they pick on you smorgsi?
What the bloody hell is wrong with twisted features of late, he must have piles!
Today's Nags
2.25 Newcastle Silver Sedge 4/1 Advised to back Win
8.30 Wolverhampton Sonderborg 20/1 Advised to back each way.
I live in an end house, next to a notorious estate - easy access, easy getaway...
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smorgs wrote:I'm googling 'Kevlar Knickers'
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Bugger! She didn't fall for it! <sob>
spendius wrote:Ian Botham said on the commentary tonight that Shane Warne, who he described as the greatest cricketer who ever lived, had told him that he thought that he might not get a bowl in this match at Brisbane.
Whether Guardian readers and Independent readers are aware of just how insulting such a remark actually is to their pet project is merely due to their own stupidity and their congenital inabilty to carefully avoid facing up to proper machismo.
It meant we can piss all over these henpecked husbands with the main man not even being needed.
Bollocks to cricket Spendi, it's a game for tossers!
The current field of play in Australia enforces that statement as well!
There's a lot more pleasure watching Ricky Hatton for ten three minute rounds than that boring tripe.
I don't enjoy watching two men trying to beat each other to a pulp. It's against my principles.
I think we men should share them out by gentleman's agreement rather than fighting over them which is what boxing symbolises. We are not kangaroos after all. One each then everybody has to do their fair share and take the heat equidistantly.
One would think there might be a connection between blatant aggressive sport and paving slabs through car windows which wouldn't exist in those sports where the natural aggression of males is tempered by an agreed set of civilising rules.
You see old chap- if male aggression takes its natural course half, at least, of us are little use to women for considerable periods of time due to the injuries received.
Are you suggesting that ladies would rather we fought over them than share them out fairly. I must concede that evolution theory would be on your side, and the jousting tournaments of old, but then again we would still be running around the bare hillside in a loin cloth, in this weather, hunting for a tasty lizard in that event.
Boxing is often rightly called barbaric as it is a relic of a barbaric age.
