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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 11:50 am
Steve 41oo wrote:
No comment yet from Ms S Herself as yet...probably still annoyed about the bill...


She's off to Salford/Irlam
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 12:13 pm
I hope she didn't look for it in Salford. Trafford, my dear sir, Trafford.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 12:27 pm
Another nice little earner to-day lads!


I'm glad my big outside job is done with, I'm like a drowned rat again today, no punctures though!

Anybody want to buy a goat?

I've bought some odd things over the years, this is my second goat, I have it sold though. Last one I had, I thought I would let it wander round the garden, chew the grass etc. Was that one hell of a mistake, it ate everything, plants, bushes, clothes on the washing line ( wife was mad) then it was ill. Vet came and said it was poisoned from eating rhododendron bushes.

Cost me more in Vet bills than it was worth, anyhow I ended up giving it away.

Dissapointed with United too, they should have buried them Jocks in the first half. There is still chance to qualify though and we need to!
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 12:30 pm
McTag wrote:
I hope she didn't look for it in Salford. Trafford, my dear sir, Trafford.


Quote:
Irlam and Cadishead are communities on the south- western side of Salford. The linear development sandwiched between Chat Moss and the Manchester Ship Canal, is focused on Liverpool Road, the A57/B5320. Liverpool Road forms one of the main gateway routes into Salford. As the most Southwest service area in the city, Irlam and Cadishead are the most remote wards from the city being closely surrounded by the boroughs of Warrington and Trafford.
source: salford,gov.uk Shocked

http://i10.tinypic.com/482gfbk.jpg :wink:
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 01:43 pm
fresco wrote-

Quote:
(....cries of "Hear, hear" and "Forward with leather" hopefully resonate ....)


Hear, hear.

Who's Terry?
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:15 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
McTag wrote:
I hope she didn't look for it in Salford. Trafford, my dear sir, Trafford.


Quote:
Irlam and Cadishead are communities on the south- western side of Salford. The linear development sandwiched between Chat Moss and the Manchester Ship Canal, is focused on Liverpool Road, the A57/B5320. Liverpool Road forms one of the main gateway routes into Salford. As the most Southwest service area in the city, Irlam and Cadishead are the most remote wards from the city being closely surrounded by the boroughs of Warrington and Trafford.
source: salford,gov.uk Shocked

http://i10.tinypic.com/482gfbk.jpg :wink:


Well I never. That's on t'other side of t' **** Canal!
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:20 pm
Embarrassed Do you know what? I was thinking of Urmston, not Irlam! Embarrassed

I hope Smorgs did not pay any attention to my directions!

I must still have been delirious from Celtic's notable victory.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:28 pm
I, on the other hand, being a lady of some refinement, had The Yorkshire Pudding Wrap!

AND I shunned the chips (being day 2 of my diet annal)

Unfortunately, lunch being a last minute arrangement (12.30), I was in corporate attire: black blouse, black skirt and blue leopard-skin tights...

God only knows what McT thought?!

Anyway, it was a good lunch (two meal deals for 8 squids) and most excellent company.

Got lost on the way to Irlam, took me an hour to get there...

It's a dump!

x
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:43 pm
smorgs wrote:
Got lost on the way to Irlam, took me an hour to get there...

It's a dump!

x


You should have asked me instead of McTag (and I, I had paid your lunch!).
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:48 pm
Mathos wrote:
Another nice little earner to-day lads!


I'm glad my big outside job is done with, I'm like a drowned rat again today, no punctures though!

Anybody want to buy a goat?

I've bought some odd things over the years, this is my second goat, I have it sold though. Last one I had, I thought I would let it wander round the garden, chew the grass etc. Was that one hell of a mistake, it ate everything, plants, bushes, clothes on the washing line ( wife was mad) then it was ill. Vet came and said it was poisoned from eating rhododendron bushes.

Cost me more in Vet bills than it was worth, anyhow I ended up giving it away.

Dissapointed with United too, they should have buried them Jocks in the first half. There is still chance to qualify though and we need to!
Laughing except utd Sad
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 02:54 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Got lost on the way to Irlam, took me an hour to get there...

It's a dump!

x


You should have asked me instead of McTag (and I, I had paid your lunch!).


Did I say he didn't?

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:06 pm
There are two sides to Walter

he has been freelancing again

http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:09 pm
Okay, I got royalties for my photo http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/baldness-man2.jpg - but nothing more on that report is Walter-related!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:09 pm
It's a sign of virility, don't you know?

Have you a full head, Steve?

x
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:19 pm
smorgs wrote:
Have you a full head, Steve?

x


Yes, young as he is ...

http://i7.tinypic.com/2d1qnty.jpg
(Photo: courtesy of Mrs Walter)
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:21 pm
smorgs wrote:
It's a sign of virility, don't you know?

Have you a full head, Steve?

x
of course my head is full. Some say of mush, others brains, others sh1t. But yes full.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:31 pm
Men are obsessed with their pates

...doesn't mean a thing to women in my experience.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:35 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Okay, I got royalties for my photo http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/baldness-man2.jpg - but nothing more on that report is Walter-related!
you may laugh it off Walter, but I think the resemblance is unmistakable. KGB agents are well trained in the art of deception, same now for the FSB. Please give my regards to Vladimir and Luydmilla.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:36 pm
smorgs wrote:
Men are obsessed with their pates

...doesn't mean a thing to women in my experience.
you mention my pate again missy and I'll be round there and give you a full pate full.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:38 pm
Bloody Hell!

Walter Bailey's got a photo of everyone!

x
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