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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 03:45 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Men are obsessed with their pates

...doesn't mean a thing to women in my experience.
you mention my pate again missy and I'll be round there and give you a full pate full.


Text is cheap, Stevie...

AND IT'S MSSY! If you don't mind?

How many times?.........

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:06 pm
ok MSSYSMORGSHAYA i bet you still dont know the difference between a full pate and a full toss.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:15 pm
Of 'cors I do Steviepeewee

I is ever so interlektual.

(smorgs blows enormous rasberry through lusious, full, slightly parted, pink lips)

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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:17 pm
fresco wrote-

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"The British Thread" should function as an compendium of "British views" comprehensible to "the others" rather than an impenetrable collection of mutual revelry in all things British from Alex Ferguson's chewing gum to ASBO's. After all, do we not have a duty of care to our former colonials and even less fortunate foreigners to "put them straight" ?


Sometime, fresco, I feel that there is a sense of a sort of literary eucharist about what this thread may achieve even though it may not be what it is trying to do. It may give those in exotic climes, and even some as yet unconceived, a frisson of intellectual pleasure and spiritual uplift by converting the stuff of everyday life into something with an artistic life of its own, as with the rumpled bed exhibit, and provide them with mental flights of fancy and a moral beacon in this cruel and Godforsaken world of ours.

A Lowry in short words.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:18 pm
smorgs wrote:


Unfortunately, lunch being a last minute arrangement (12.30), I was in corporate attire: black blouse, black skirt and blue leopard-skin tights...


...and a name-tag badge, (in case she got lost, presumably)

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God only knows what McT thought?!


He thought, "HUBBA - HUBBA!"

Very fetching.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:20 pm
SPENDIUS!

Stop ignoring me!

It doesn't feel right...

Come back and call me a few names, or summat about me hedge bashin' pink, chubby granny incident.

Aww come on spends, I miss you...

Pretty please?

You know you want to...

Come on, Bunnykins.

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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:20 pm
I knew a lady once who liked men with bald heads. She claimed it provided a degree of variation to her enjoyment to play naughts and crosses on it with a felt-tipped pen.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:24 pm
Yes.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:31 pm
smorgs wrote:
Of 'cors I do Steviepeewee

I is ever so interlektual.

(smorgs blows enormous rasberry through lusious, full, slightly parted, pink lips)

x


Objection. Impossible to blow raspberry when lips slightly parted. :wink:

Using the lips, that is. Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:31 pm
McTag wrote:
smorgs wrote:


Unfortunately, lunch being a last minute arrangement (12.30), I was in corporate attire: black blouse, black skirt and blue leopard-skin tights...


...and a name-tag badge, (in case she got lost, presumably)

Quote:


God only knows what McT thought?!


He thought, "HUBBA - HUBBA!"

Very fetching.


How very tactful of you McT, I did look rather 'officy', the tights were a petty rebellion against the dress code: I was told not to wear them again... Hence the early finish, I was mad as hell about it, I liked them, thought they were unusual. Anyway, I'll save them for weekends - they're perfect for shopping in tesco's.

You should see the ones I'm planning to wear tomorrow!

Let's just say they sparkle...

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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:36 pm
No hold on there just one tiny minute Scotish person...

bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

There ya go!

I just did it! the vibration was very nice, thank you...

My lips hardy moved...

Just puckered slightly.

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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:38 pm
This I gotta see. You must be a ventriloquist. Laughing
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:45 pm
sussies lasts two posts have been nice Shocked

Can you feel the love on this thread tonight?

Goup hug everyone!

Wish we were all here (sniff)

Partial group hug everyone!

(spendy, is that a copy of Faubert's Salambo, or are you lost pleased to be hugging me)

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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 04:47 pm
McTag wrote:
This I gotta see. You must be a ventriloquist. Laughing


Just takes practice

And good pelvic floor muscles!

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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 05:08 pm
smorgs wrote:
McTag wrote:
This I gotta see. You must be a ventriloquist. Laughing


Just takes practice

And good pelvic floor muscles!

x


Oooooh you are awful....but I like you!

(I should have known you would get that joke Embarrassed )
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 22 Nov, 2006 06:00 pm
The Aussies have won the toss.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 23 Nov, 2006 01:39 am
Is that good?

x

(Just noticed all my spelling errors from last night - oops, I was tired)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 23 Nov, 2006 01:43 am
G'Morning everyone.

Well, it would be apart from the thumping head.

Never again.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 23 Nov, 2006 02:01 am
Mind you, I said that last time....

Hmmmm....eating my fry up, looking at the cricket score.

Oz 346 for 3.

Not good.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 23 Nov, 2006 02:29 am
spendius wrote:
The Aussies have won the toss.


and that aint all.
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