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THE BRITISH THREAD

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 01:35 am
....oh, and a very good morning to anyone who doesn't happen to be a sad old scrote.

The sky is blue here, darn sarf, so I'm looking forward to a really nice Autumnal walk in the woods very shortly.
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 02:20 am
I can see you are loving each other in this thread, but maybe it's only me... Rolling Eyes
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 04:09 am
Francis wrote:
I can see you are loving each other in this thread, but maybe it's only me... Rolling Eyes
Well that how we are on "The Island".

This thread should be re titled..."Brits, an everyday story of island folk".
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 04:49 am
There are times, many, many times Spendi, when I feel convinced you would get St Patrick himself lamping you one!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 05:43 am
TUESDAYS NAGS


Southwell

1.20 I Wish Advised to go for a win?

Wolverhampton

6.20 Market Watcher Advised to go for a win?
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 08:28 am
Hello all.

Just back from my hols in New Zealand. What a lot of flying in 10 days but it was a good break nonetheless.

I won't bother trying to read back all the pages I've missed on this thread - I'm sure it will be the same old same old between the usual participants unless I'm told otherwise.

I'd be delighted to hear that there are no longer any feuds between members but I seriously doubt that will be the case.

See you all soon

KP
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 08:40 am
Hi Pierre de la cuisine!

Hope you had a fab time - no, nowts changed on here...

but we missed you though.

Here is a brief synopsis of what's been going on:

suspendy's been a twat
I shamed myself with drunken antics
Mathos has been tipping the nags
McTag's back from USA
Ellpus has been lording it
Walter's been just Walter
Steve4156423 has been going on about his bike
Dorothy Parker's still gorgeous
Francis still pops in to say Bonjour

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 09:35 am
I'd forgotton how brilliant this is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqu3U05tkAw

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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 09:41 am
...and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N05xfF6MxIM

Mesmerising...

I know Ellpus will like them

x
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 10:45 am
kitchenpete wrote:
Hello all.

Just back from my hols in New Zealand. What a lot of flying in 10 days but it was a good break nonetheless.

I won't bother trying to read back all the pages I've missed on this thread - I'm sure it will be the same old same old between the usual participants unless I'm told otherwise.

I'd be delighted to hear that there are no longer any feuds between members but I seriously doubt that will be the case.

See you all soon

KP


Hi KP,

did you see any Maoris?

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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 10:51 am
smorgs

That's pretty much as I expected! Laughing

DP

I certainly did - those I met were lovely people.

KP
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 10:56 am
I don't "follow" this thread, because it doesn't mean much to me, but i'm always glad to see KP drop by.

Hope you're keeping well and happy, Chef.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:02 am
smorgs wrote:


I know Ellpus will like them

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Nice! (said in that Jazz guys voice from "The Fast Show")
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:09 am
kitchenpete wrote:
smorgs

That's pretty much as I expected! Laughing

DP

I certainly did - those I met were lovely people.

KP


Where did you go, KP?

You didn't happen to get down to Christchurch did you? Dunedin? Balclutha?
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:44 am
I went for a friend's wedding in Auckland and spent a few days around the Bay of Islands and other bits of the North Island. Very beautiful but the weather was rather like Cornwall - temperate but damp!

Set - thanks for the message. Always good to see you, too.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 11:48 am
kitchenpete wrote:
Very beautiful but the weather was rather like Cornwall - temperate but damp!


More kivis, though, I suppose.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 12:25 pm
Erik30 wrote:
Embarrassed Cool
I advertise as a handyman, but I hope that my customers dont get the wrong idea. Laughing


Do you work in Devon too?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 12:30 pm
Well, that has been the very last post of Erik .... more than two months ago, Clary.

Let's hope, he hears you :wink:
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 12:42 pm
Well, well, well, a nice win at last 15/2 Those were excellent odds.


I'm bloody frozen as well, rain, cold, a skip to fill with a couple of ton of clay, a puncture on the wagon I have borrowed for three days, the jack was knackered and I had to borrow another. Put the spare on it was almost flat, (it blew up ok) and a bobby asking me how long I'd be.
I was saturated and freezing and simply said, twice as quick if your going to help me! He got in his car and drove off. I mended the puncture from the wagon when I got home. Had a bath, can smell the aroma of braising steak from the kitchen and the only possible thing that can go wrong now is united not winning at Celtic.

Bloody ginger-headed, buck toothed, hairy arsed kilt wearing, pissed up Jocks running round shouting "See you jimmy" is all you need.

No cheeky comments off you either:- Your Lordship if United don't pull it off!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 21 Nov, 2006 12:42 pm
Well, that printed up twice so I edited to this!


That pub Smorgsi and Mac, it was in a little village on the road towards Southport called Croston and the pub was called The Wheatsheaf.

There are several pubs in the village, all come with a good pedigree!
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