McT, I would imagine that being the gutsy lady that she is, she'll come back and tell us all about it, despite running the risk of the resident bore coming along and dissecting every word.
She's a genuinely nice person, who comes on here primarily to have a laugh and a bit of a gossip, and didn't deserve being treated like that yesterday.
I hope she had a lovely time.
I also hope that she gets an apology, sometime in the future.
Aww thanks boys...
I don't need defending, but you're so sweet. Me and spends have an understanding:
He's a mysogonistic, mean-spirited, humourless, nasty focker
(I like that in a man - gives me reason to wield a whip)
And I am a two-faced, cock-teasing, emasculating, feminist slapper.
(he's seems to like that in a woman)
Just going to brew - terrible hangover, then I'll tell you all the goss on last night. Really, I had a top time, good job I took a spare pair...
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here's a taster...
I have to send a 'Thank you/Really sorry' card tomorrow, as I fell in their hedge and it looked really bad this morning. A well-maintained Leylandi border, with a cartoon 'smorgs-shaped' hole in it.
The shame
at my age as well!
Of course, I was VERY, VERY drunk!
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You can take the girl out of the Dingle.....
McTag wrote:You can take the girl out of the Dingle.....
....er I know this just a minute ....er
But you cant take Smorgs to a party
Without dingling the leylandi.
anyhoo had a good time on my new bicycle today...have I told you all about my bike?
well sod you lot gonna tell youall again
bicycled to Harlow Rugby Club to watch Ireland v Aus on their "big screen" (i.e. a tv) only to find a match going on.
They were all perfect gents. Royally entertained on and off the pitch. Only one abulance this week end (suspected cartilege) and it was pints all round in the club house. I tell you those lady rugby players are something else.
What's your bike is drinking? And is it just called 'bike' or got a name?
Well, out all day with the wife and grandson, called in a very authentic old worldy pub too for a cracking sunday roast.. Turkey for Mathos.
Flag fllors, old style heavy oak tables and chairs, empty wine bottle in the centre of each table with a burning candle flickering, nice music, (No TV thank god) and absolutely gorgeous female staff.
Chef, the only operational male on the premises from what we could see, came out with a large timber trolly carrying the various roasts, it was huge, Turkey, Lamb, Beef, Pork and Chicken. He carved by the table and lavishly spread the meats across one of those giant oval plates. Two pots of tea, a couple of cokes for the lad, all the trimmings £32..00. Not bad value at all.
I half inched a beer list too it amused me, see what you think.
Knocker Up
Cripple Dick
Dogs Bollocks
Oil of Uley
Hairy Helmet
Blow job
Ginger Minge
Fat God's Best Bitter
No Balls
Shaftbender
Piddle In The Snow
Blanket Lifter
Sheepshagger
Splashback
Erect Willie
Village Bike
Old Leg-Over
Royal Piddle
Firemans Chopper
Hairy Mary
Friggin In The Riggin
Spit or Swallow
Poachers Dick
Old Slapper
Crafty Shag
Horny Ale
Golden Balls
Hey Spendi, you grumpy sod, you remind me of a toilet:-
Your either, engaged, vacant, or full of ****!
Not sure if I would care to drink some of those thusly-named brews....
Sounds like a good restaurant, though, Mathos!
What's the name of the pub?
We are always looking for a really decent pub that sreves a good roast.
Sorry, Mornin' Everyone!
I'm still in detox!
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MUGS MONDAY
2.30 Wolverhampton Red Vixen EW
4.00 " Milk & Sultana EW
Catch you later Gud luck!
I would rather take a five pound note and flush it down the toilet.
Hi Mathos
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Hi Beautiful dorothy, can't stop.
Just popped in to enter the tips, got a wagon to load with some tree branches I have been trimmimg..Catch you later. x
The second horse tipped got a place, but would that show a profit?
About break even on the day Mac, assuming sums of money placed on each nag was the same.
It's quiet on here today as well, has Spendi done a runner?
Maybe, he could just be moving down south!
Come on smorgsi cheer up lass, how's that daft dog doing?
Spendy is doing some mega-mumping elsewhere. I see him on the Iraq threads.
One brainfart after another.
Sorry Spendy, you know I don't mean it.
I'm not bothered whether you mean it or not Mac.
If you want to give a demo of what wassocks we Brits are that's your affair not mine.
I just wish than a drunken grannie would crash through your hedge and break a few gnomes and see how you would take it.
Innit good fun when it's an anonymous hedge?
spendius wrote:I'm not bothered whether you mean it or not Mac.
If you want to give a demo of what wassocks we Brits are that's your affair not mine.
I just wish than a drunken grannie would crash through your hedge and break a few gnomes and see how you would take it.
Innit good fun when it's an anonymous hedge?
Where did that come from, you miserable, malevolent git?
Do us all a favour, and crawl back under your stone.
McTag wrote:We've also got Pomeranians.
It should be noted that the Pomeranian as a modern breed did not exist until the 19th century, The dogs owned by Queen Charlotte & Queen Victoria were much larger and were European Spitz. Probably a German Spitz and a Volpino Italiano. The same is true of any other historical pom owners from before the 19th century
The closest relatives of the Pomeranian are the Norwegian Elkhound, the Samoyed, the Schipperke, and the whole Spitz group.
Mornin' everyone, from the hedge-bashing Granny!
suspendy, I fell in that hedge with more finesse then you'll ever know, and flashed my Agent Provocateur ruby red knickers...
I'm up late for work today, must dash...
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McTag wrote:spendius wrote:I'm not bothered whether you mean it or not Mac.
If you want to give a demo of what wassocks we Brits are that's your affair not mine.
I just wish than a drunken grannie would crash through your hedge and break a few gnomes and see how you would take it.
Innit good fun when it's an anonymous hedge?
Where did that come from, you miserable, malevolent git?
Do us all a favour, and crawl back under your stone.
You've saved me a bit of typing, Mc T.
Thank you.
