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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 02:51 pm
I'm back from bin rummaging!

Managed to acquire:

2 x sausages
1 x sausage roll (with a bite out of it)
I x Yorkshire pudding
1/2 a star bar

...and that's just from my own bin!

My body is a temple.

Damn fine star bar (yum)

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 03:48 pm
You mean to say that someone in your household threw half a star bar away?

Sacrilege!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 04:32 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
You mean to say that someone in your household threw half a star bar away?

Sacrilege!
ok dont all laugh at once but what? is a star bar
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 05:24 pm
A star bar is the exact opposite to one of those healthfood, oat encrusted crunchy bars that leave you full until you fart, then you're starving hungry again.

Star bars should always be eaten in bed. Preferably post organism.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 05:47 pm
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Don't be naughty. It ain't worth it.

x


Awww. Somebody cares.

I never drink and drive actually, not now. These days are gone.
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 06:30 pm
Takes onion out of pocket.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 12:42 am
Good morning, youkayer's,

I've just made my neighbours' day by ringing their doorbell at 6am, to tell them that they have a fair quantity of water flowing down the side of their house.

Looks like a pipe's burst up in their loft.

They're now on the hunt for a plumber that can speak English.....mind you, they're Geordies so I reckon a Polish plumber would have more chance of understanding them.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:01 am
Anyone want to come to a dinner party tomorrow night?

It's a serious offer - if I can't find anyone, I'm not going...

It will be all couples - and me!

Ellpus -help a girl out?

It's only four hours there and back.

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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:04 am
Good morning everyone :-D


Good luck with that, Smorgs. If I was near by, I'd go as your date ;-)
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:10 am
Mornin' monty...

Just hop on a plane.

What time is it there?

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:19 am
smorgs wrote:


It's only four hours there and back.

x


Is that including the time spent munching on something?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:29 am
it would be a purely platonic favour, Ellpus - cheeky bugger!

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 01:39 am
smorgs wrote:
it would be a purely platonic favour, Ellpus - cheeky bugger!

x


I don't know what you're eroding at!

A boy's gotta eat, y'know.

Platonic, eh!... Is that when they all roll up one trouser leg, hop about making elk noises and give funny handshakes?

Is it one of those early Christmas "do's"?

Will there be stuffing?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 02:12 am
If it was in a fortnight's time, I would be happy ...
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 02:18 am
Thank you Walter...

You're a Gentleman (unlike that he-tart - Ellpus)

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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 03:56 am
'scuse my ignorance...

Is it a real boxer in this video, and if so, who is it?

thanks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A6bsurxJDg

x

PS sorry to inflict the song on you...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 04:12 am
Henry Maske..... http://static1.freenet.de/feed/inf_images/images/maske_12264406.onlineBild.jpg

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http://www.bocellionline.com/Bio.html


...."In November 1996, Andrea and Sarah Brightman were invited to perform the duet "Time to Say Goodbye (Con Te Partiro) at the farewell contest of the German World Light-Heavyweight boxing champion, Henry Maske. A national hero held in unrivaled esteem, he is known for his love of selecting entrance themes to his bouts....."
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 04:27 am
Thanks Ellpus!

You always come up trumps!

Now just get in your car and drive to Manchester...

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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 05:31 am
smorgs wrote:
Mornin' monty...

Just hop on a plane.

What time is it there?

x


Sorry girlfriend, me no fly.

It was about 3am when I posted last, but it's 7:30am here now.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 17 Nov, 2006 05:48 am
Hire a man-ho smorgs.

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