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Mathos tips two duckeggs.

A tune of my own.

naturally...

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It's not funny spends, I bet my last two squids on those nags. Now we will all be hungry in the smorgs household...

No coal on the fire, no dripping for the butties, no diet coke...

I'm sending me offspring out in the cold night, with a note that says:

Dear Uncle Mathos, Me mam said you would feed and clothe me for the next six months...

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Now smorgsi, don't start the hanky waving!

I had £20 a piece on 'em (£10. ew) and my boats not come in either!


The man say's to me about 20 minutes ago:-

Listen Mathos, you weren't moaning the last few dead cert. winners I gave you, let alone all the each way benefits.. Remember my son:-

Woodcote 8/1 WIN (As Predicted)
George Washington 11/4 WIN (AP )
Cleaver 6/1 WIN (AP)
Katchit 7/2 WIN (AP)
Halla San 10/1 WIN (AP)
Freeloader 4/1 WIN (AP)

I shall stick 'em up when I get 'em, then your on your own!

No dripping butties either, that's awful that, tell you what, get Spendi to pop round with a few sacks of coal and some dripping! I'll see what I can do re; the diet coke!

Mathos drives to local Shell garage....

Finds diet coke on 'bargain offer' six one litre bottles for the price of four! Takes 'em to counter, can't have 'em!

Returns empty handed, wallet empty, put it all on them nags this afternoon.

Spendi, lend me a score will ya?

Mathos and Mrs Mathos on dripping, plenty of dripping, no bread!

Humble pie is more in keeping I should have thought.

and Agogo equalised because Schwartzer dropped the ball in front of the goal!

aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!

The name of the Oz goal scorer was a pub trivia question last night! (at least I got that right - and the names of all 7 cricketers in the Test squad who are 35 or over! My life is not useless!!!)

Well done Margo, sports quizperson extraordinaire!

you're all nuts ding ding

One on offer:-

No crying if it don't come up trumps;-

2.50 @ Hereford

Welsh Main 6/1

I'm going for a win on this one.

Still giving money for sick animals....

tut, tut.

It's a mug's game.

Came in 2nd so if you had an EW on it ? Not so bad..

I backed it to win

See? Told ya.

Your dead right too Dorothy!


Impossible to argue with that; but every now and again, a bit of a flutter can be interesting, if you get a decent run or series of good tips off a professional, it can be beneficial as well.

The last few tips I have had, have not been so good, neither interesting or beneficial, but that my dear is life at times.

So, back to the coal mine I suppose!

I've been down a coal mine a fair few times. I don't recommend it Mathos not even in jest.

So have I mate, it's quite interesting as well, but I wouldn't like to make my living out of one!

Thursday night means snooker night, well us lads have to keep on our toes to fit everything in!

Just taken one of the grandsons to football training, wife is baby sitting for younger daughter and the dogs found a bloody hedgehog and taken it into the kennel, thats going to take some sorting out.

Looks like our Tony might be getting his collar felt as well.

The cockney's are quiet tonight, St Mac is chewing the cud and smorgsi is rummaging in the neighbours dustbins!

Compliments of Mathos.

Ah well, let's see what tomorrow brings!

I'm going down the Farmer's, but it's my turn to drive tonight.

I would never go in a pub if I couldn't have a drink.

My mate would never go in a pub if he couldn't have a fag. But that's coming.

Anyway, it only means I have to drive home by the back roads. :wink:

Don't be naughty. It ain't worth it.

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