I could use me a man-ho, now that you mention it.
Morning, Dorothy :-D
Well, I wasn't going to put any more on, but surprise surprise, a few people bet and won yesterday and PM'd for any more!!!
If this don't get a place thats it.
Wolverhampton 5.20 GALLEGO 16/1
EW Suggested,
I'm going for a win.
Mornin Montana.
Yeah me too.
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dont need a man-ho either
or a plumber
thanks for star bar info
smorgie why dont you just go on your own?
you will have everyone else's admiration and sympathy and will be the star of the show.
ok gotta go to a trouser leg competition in covent garden
I AM going on my own... obviously!
Just be nice to go with someone, as I don't know everyone.
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Quote:Well, I wasn't going to put any more on
Mathos,
I was only joking about the nags - I like your tips...
What if they don't win? Some you win, some you lose, you didn't march me into the Bookies!
Keep 'em coming.
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Well, coming on all cute and coy is one thing Smorgsi, but you have done the damage now, there I have been all down and miserable after your outburst the other night!
I had to have an aspirin I was that bad, last night it showed up in the bottle test I had to do before the snooker finals and I was struck off the agenda for taking drugs!
Think of the damage that has caused, I'm a social outcast and if it gets in the papers the whole country will know.
The shame of it, I might be forced to emigrate to Afghanistan and live in a cave high up in the mountains, eating goat and pomegranates.
I sold my house quickly this morning, gave my car away, booked my flight and now you say you didn't mean it?
A Manchester lass wouldn't do that, it's the bloody scouse in you!
What if word gets out to the Free Masons as well, I was thinking of joining them next year, just to learn the funny handshake and all the fancy passwords, and hopefully get a contract to re-furbish fifteen blocks of flats in the Preston and Morecambe area, they won't want to know me now, and its all your fault.
Anyhow, I'm not going to hold it against you, you enjoy yourself at your Christmas Party , don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
The Doctor thinks I'll be fine anyhow, I had to go and see him this morning and explain about the aspirin in my water and the bouts of
paranoia I keep getting when I think people are staring at me and talking about me when I pass by.
Did Spendi put you up to that unprovoked attack on me, or was it the Cockney's?
Did you hear that quip from the late, great Linda Smith on The News Quiz?
"What's a maisonette?"
-"A very small Chief Constable".
Linda Smith....what a funny lady she was!
A great loss!
Bleedin' 'ell, Mathos!
Did you go to RADA?
Now **** off and don't be so silly!
Coming all over like a Southern softee...
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I'm bracing myself for suspendy's arrival...
He's going to be all sarky and nasty to me about being on my own at the dinner party - isn't he?
Brind it on spends
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I can't see why you want anybody to go with you.
If a chap was at your disposal surely stopping in is the order of the day and putting his will power to the test.
You could go to the party with XX cleavage and flirt with all the husbands and partners. Tease them all.
You know how you like teasing don't you? Get their tongues a lolling.
If he backed my horse he won't half go loop de loop!
Phone up one of them escort agencies smorgsi, pick a right 'Toy Boy' go for the best and charge it to Ellpus, he has really let you down.
They don't give a **** them cockney's do they?
Did you see me 'I've got a dog' thread?
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And no bushy tail to wag.
Shame on you.
Bob married a Bunny Girl. Jimmy Joyce married a chambermaid and the most famous editor of Privare Eye, an aristocrat no less, ran off with a table wiper from Lyon's Tea Shop in The Strand.
Quote:Bob married a Bunny Girl. Jimmy Joyce married a chambermaid and the most famous editor of Privare Eye, an aristocrat no less, ran off with a table wiper from Lyon's Tea Shop in The Strand.
What are you saying, spends?
That no matter what my station in life - someone might take me off the shelf and marry me?
I hope so! I am not a complete woman without that ring on my finger, being part of a couple validates my whole existance as a female.
(smorgs goes back to her cleaning duties singing 'One Day my Prince will come')
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Ooops, nearly forgot...
Morning Everyone!
weather's snot too bad - quite mild really.
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