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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:02 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sarfend 1 - 0 Man Utd. with 57 minutes gone.

Maybe there is a god!

No doubt the Hummer owners will come back and win in the end, but at least it's making me smile for a short while.


I think they're all going to get the hair dryer treatment from Fergie tonight.

FINAL SCORE.
Sarfend 1 - 0 Man Utd.

It's been a good end to a fraught day.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:03 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sarfend 1 - 0 Man Utd. with 57 minutes gone.

Maybe there is a god!

No doubt the Hummer owners will come back and win in the end, but at least it's making me smile for a short while.


I think they're all going to get the hair dryer treatment from Fergie tonight.

FINAL SCORE.
Sarfend 1 - 0 Man Utd.

It's been a good end to a fraught day.


GGGGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................................
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:05 pm
Smooooch!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:12 pm
balls
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:19 pm
Well, after one match is before the next one.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 7 Nov, 2006 04:26 pm
By heck Mafos--

that was a fair old rant you had back there. Bit naughty at the end mind you but you had obviously worked up a decent head of steam by then.

Did my words to Mac prick your own conscience a tweek. You should read up on resistance analysis.

I don't understand the reasons to go jaunting off to foreign countries.

I've heard rumours about the Thailand trips but I don't believe rumours.

Cheap service I suppose.

But our Government is going to have its work cut out trying to persuade the Chinese and Indian governments to lower their CO2 emissions when they see members of our lower middle classes jetting backwards and forwards so casually.

They might think we are not serious about CO2 and are only using it as a trick to get them to slow down and not catch us up. That's what I would think if I were them. That's a reason I didn't include in my list earlier.

Add it on. There's a good few others but I'll leave them for another day.

Hi smorgsie- chin up young lady. Give your immune system a bollocking.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 05:27 am
Tis no where near as 'naughty' as you ranting on like a demented High Court Judge as I previously mentioned.

One of the most interesting points of human existence is our ability to select (withing reasonable levels) as to how we spend our leisure time, especially after or during a hard working life.


I don't need to read up on resistance analysis either, you perhaps need to take a few lessons in etiquette and good manners.


There are plenty of rumours regarding Thailand matey, also Vietnam, The Philippines, Burma, Laos, Goa, Bangladesh, China and other places of interest.

There are equally numerous regarding the Western part of the globe, we don't have a great deal to be proud about here in as many aspects of evolvement as I would like to see - We have kids killing kids in school, fathers burning their wives and children to death, fathers drowning kids in the bath, fathers killing their kids with obnoxious liquids obtained from work! All that in the last seven days. We won't get into the paedophile bit mate, it makes me want to spew!

Your not really expected to understand reasons either, one man's meat is another man's poison! Didn't you know that?

The exchange rate at present gives excellent value for money also, and yes, comparable to the cost of living here, the advantages and benefits obtained on such a trip are excellent.


You can't pull the plug on America or Europe with regards to CO2 emission either, the folk at home would have a revolution. So what if the inhabitants of India and China also want a bit of comfort living, it's good to see them getting on in the world so far as I am concerned.

The governments have a responsibility to ensure alternative fuels are created and used, it's not my problem Spendi, it's theirs.


They probably could as well, but there is still a lot of oil left, trillions and trillions of barrels, they ain't gonna leave that in the ground whilst profit is to be made either.

I see they intend crucifying Saddam as well, clever isn't it! They should do a re-enactment of Calvary and get Bush and Blair up on a cross on each side of him!

Father forgive them, they know not what they do!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 05:36 am
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[quote="rosborne979"]SPENDI

Quit beating around the bush Mathos, what do you really think of Spendi?
[/B][/quote]



Are you totally stupid?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 06:41 am
Mathos wrote-

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Tis no where near as 'naughty' as you ranting on like a demented High Court Judge as I previously mentioned.


I didn't rant old boy. Not by my standards at least. And High Court judges are not demented. But thanks for the comparison.

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One of the most interesting points of human existence is our ability to select (withing reasonable levels) as to how we spend our leisure time, especially after or during a hard working life.


That's meaningless with the "reasonable" included. It is also a justification of narcissism. I prefer to go where the blind forces push me and when they are not pushing to read, dream and take it easy. And I'm not sure all that rushing around and farting about just to get some phoney attention from those who want your cash can be called "leisure". It looks damned hard work to me. Veblen called it the "night shift" and he was no mug.

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I don't need to read up on resistance analysis either, you perhaps need to take a few lessons in etiquette and good manners.


Well- knowing a little about Resistance Analysis would add a something to your all round education and, goodness knows, it needs adding to. Reading about what you can and cannot take on an aeroplane seems a bit self punishing as does the loss of control of the self during the weary flight jammed in like sardines with the stinky,farting, germ laden mass of very ordinary humanity which is added to at the rate of one per minute. After your hilarious rant of passed times I hardly think you are the person to give lessons in either etiquette or good manners. Or anything else for that matter.

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There are plenty of rumours regarding Thailand matey, also Vietnam, The Philippines, Burma, Laos, Goa, Bangladesh, China and other places of interest.


Those dumps don't interest me and, as far as I can tell, they don't interest most people. I would consider my presence in any of them, even if it was of a short duration, to be something in the way of trial and tribulation. Your's is a minority interest. Perhaps that is its attraction to you. Being different.

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There are equally numerous regarding the Western part of the globe, we don't have a great deal to be proud about here in as many aspects of evolvement as I would like to see - We have kids killing kids in school, fathers burning their wives and children to death, fathers drowning kids in the bath, fathers killing their kids with obnoxious liquids obtained from work! All that in the last seven days. We won't get into the paedophile bit mate, it makes me want to spew!


Methinks you watch the News too much dear boy. I would imagine the occurence of the things you have chosen to mention are much more prevelant in the exotic locations you are recommending. And much more besides.

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Your not really expected to understand reasons either, one man's meat is another man's poison! Didn't you know that?


The problem, as the Sterne report has pointed out and been endorsed by our Government and the Loyal Opposition, is that the "meat" you are going into bat for is everybody's poison. Your own children and grandchildren to be included they have said.

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The exchange rate at present gives excellent value for money also, and yes, comparable to the cost of living here, the advantages and benefits obtained on such a trip are excellent.


I can well imagine you are right there seeing as how they have no minimum wage and little in the way of protecting worker's rights. I guess it gives you a sense of what the Lord of the Manor experienced in the Good Old Days.

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You can't pull the plug on America or Europe with regards to CO2 emission either, the folk at home would have a revolution. So what if the inhabitants of India and China also want a bit of comfort living, it's good to see them getting on in the world so far as I am concerned.


Obviously. There are technical problems associated with any plug pullings. Gentle persuasion is the only way. Wither it on the vine so to speak. Desuetude.

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The governments have a responsibility to ensure alternative fuels are created and used, it's not my problem Spendi, it's theirs.


The baby in the cot position I suppose you mean.

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They probably could as well, but there is still a lot of oil left, trillions and trillions of barrels, they ain't gonna leave that in the ground whilst profit is to be made either.


Lovely! Are you into marketing breathing apparatus or blind navigation equipment? Not underwater housing units by any chance?

Morning everybody.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 08:11 am
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I didn't rant old boy. Not by my standards at least.
And High Court judges are not demented. But thanks for the comparison.


Spendi you old goat, your rantings and unnecessarry use of foul language on these threads has been well documented, including the disgusting post the powers that be sought to remove earlier this year! High Court Judges do have a habit in real life of becoming rather manic and demented. One might come across the odd one in The Griffin by Cheadle Royal, exalting his worth and sentencing the locals to Death By Hanging! You obviously contend your idleness to one watering hole. Thereby ensuring your protection from Judges.


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That's meaningless with the "reasonable" included. It is also a justification of narcissism. I prefer to go where the blind forces push me and when they are not pushing to read, dream and take it easy. And I'm not sure all that rushing around and farting about just to get some phoney attention from those who want your cash can be called "leisure". It looks damned hard work to me. Veblen called it the "night shift" and he was no mug.



It's only meaningless when your an incoherent habitual sot, afraid of crossing the road!




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Reading about what you can and cannot take on an aeroplane seems a bit self punishing as does the loss of control of the self during the weary flight jammed in like sardines with the stinky,farting, germ laden mass of very ordinary humanity which is added to at the rate of one per minute.



Rather like spending 80% of your life in a pub, but the flight it not comparable, what's twelve hours! The difference in association is quite alarming.



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Those dumps don't interest me and, as far as I can tell, they don't interest most people. I would consider my presence in any of them, even if it was of a short duration, to be something in the way of trial and tribulation. Your's is a minority interest. Perhaps that is its attraction to you. Being different.


Actually, you are afraid!


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Methinks you watch the News too much dear boy. I would imagine the occurence of the things you have chosen to mention are much more prevelant in the exotic locations you are recommending. And much more besides
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Why do you pretend to exist in your own little Utopia?

Then show me.


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The problem, as the Sterne report has pointed out and been endorsed by our Government and the Loyal Opposition, is that the "meat" you are going into bat for is everybody's poison. Your own children and grandchildren to be included they have said.



There is no proof at all Spendi, speculation and assertions, I thought you carried a big cross to stop all of that?

What happened, somebody nick your halo?


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I can well imagine you are right there seeing as how they have no minimum wage and little in the way of protecting worker's rights. I guess it gives you a sense of what the Lord of the Manor experienced in the Good Old Days.


It takes time to develop a nation!

However, they don't send their children up chimney's.



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Obviously. There are technical problems associated with any plug pullings. Gentle persuasion is the only way. Wither it on the vine so to speak. Desuetude.



You mean be two faced and talk with forked tongue?

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Lovely! Are you into marketing breathing apparatus or blind navigation equipment? Not underwater housing units by any chance?



Who told you? Evil or Very Mad


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The baby in the cot position I suppose you mean
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Not in the least, we pay our Ministers exhorbitant salary's to look after us
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 08:33 am
mathos wrote
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One might come across the odd one in The Griffin by Cheadle Royal...


Very interesting. This is a Holts pub. The beer's crap but its cheap, is this where Spendy hangs out? It could explain everything. Clinical trials have proven *****'s beer to send people insane, which provided good custom for the looney bin next door, before it became a up market Sainsbury/John Lewis shopperama.

You see i know[/b] these things
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 08:39 am
Nice one Steve, sensible thinking that!

The clown could be a Cheadle inmate I suppose! Laughing Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 08:46 am
To disclose a secret: I know The Griffin as well, but certainly would prefer The Plough, Heaton Moor Road.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 08:54 am
well in that case Walter, as most of a2k seem to know either the Griffin or the Plough, we can hold the 2007 a2k Barcelona meeting in the Public bar of the Plough eh? More likely to agree that than any foreign bodega.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 09:02 am
Especially since they have an extra room for binge drinking as well Laughing
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 09:53 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
To disclose a secret: I know The Griffin as well, but certainly would prefer The Plough, Heaton Moor Road.


I can have a pint in The Plough on Friday night. If I get a seat on the plane. Smile
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 10:41 am
All pub names derive from one original- The Cock and Wallet.

The Plough! I ask you?

All these rustic names for pubs are ridiculous. They must pander to an unconscious yearning for the simple country life.

The Five Barred Gate. The Black Bull and The Boar's Head. The Pear Tree, The Oak Tree, The Ancient Oak, The Linden Tree, The Royal Oak. Quite a lot of Royalty symbolism too. The Running Pump. The Thatch and Thistle.

My pub has a lazy, dreamy sunmmer evening at harvest time name.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 12:19 pm
The Fallen Bollocks ?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 02:03 pm
The Rigid Pole.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 8 Nov, 2006 02:05 pm
It's a double triple pun(s).
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