THE BRITISH THREAD

Oh yikes!

(I love Brits but do you have to be so bloody proper? Both ways [when smorgs posted re: Ellpus being poorly too] there is this hush hush private private thing -- what's up??? Ah well.)

Definitely sending positive vibes anyway...

(That's why I get all huffy, I can't tell from the careful phrasing if someone's at death's door or whether someone has a particularly painful hangnail...)

Having extracted this thread from Mathos's arse (sorry about that by the way, Mathos) I


If your sorry, I'll take is as you mean for all your insinuations and allegations in the past!

In that category I can accept your apology, and trust you will behave and have better improved manners from now on.


So mote it be.


SPENDI


Your being a complete and utter arsehole today, especially.

Whilst your sat or lying on your big fat couch watching telly, supping ale, fire and heating on, and picking your bloody nose, scratching your arse and smoking your woodbines, take note mate, your as responsible for CO2 emission just as much as Mac or anyone else in the Western World, especially.

What the f*** gives a stupid self righteous, egotistical fart faced gobbin like yourself any right to start insulting people for taking a holiday, or any kind of travel. The f*****g plane was probably bringing your tobacco over anyhow! Mac was nothing more than additional cargo.

I'll be off as usual on a Long Haul in January mate. I work for that, pay my taxes at 40% and N.I.C. I also have private medical insurance and don't impose on the NHS if I do need a service.

Your a perpetual bollock brained insulting little ****, passing comment like a lavishly adorned High Court Judge in a manner more akin to your own personalised cess-pit.

Just watch it mate, or I'll get really angry with you!

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Having extracted this thread from Mathos's arse (sorry about that by the way, Mathos) I


If your sorry, I'll take is as you mean for all your insinuations and allegations in the past!

In that category I can accept your apology, and trust you will behave and have better improved manners from now on.


So mote it be.

Thank you for such a graceful acceptance, Mathos. You are indeed a gentleman, who always treats everyone in such a kind and friendly way.
Indeed, you were one of the very people that made me feel so very welcome on this thread.

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Having extracted this thread from Mathos's arse (sorry about that by the way, Mathos)

If your sorry, I'll take is as you mean for all your insinuations and allegations in the past!

In that category I can accept your apology, and trust you will behave and have better improved manners from now on.


So mote it be.

SPENDI


Your being a complete and utter arsehole today, especially.

Whilst your sat or lying on your big fat couch watching telly, supping ale, fire and heating on, and picking your bloody nose, scratching your arse and smoking your woodbines, take note mate, your as responsible for CO2 emission just as much as Mac or anyone else in the Western World, especially.

What the f*** gives a stupid self righteous, egotistical fart faced gobbin like yourself any right to start insulting people for taking a holiday, or any kind of travel. The f*****g plane was probably bringing your tobacco over anyhow! Mac was nothing more than additional cargo.

I'll be off as usual on a Long Haul in January mate. I work for that, pay my taxes at 40% and N.I.C. I also have private medical insurance and don't impose on the NHS if I do need a service.

Your a perpetual bollock brained insulting little ****, passing comment like a lavishly adorned High Court Judge in a manner more akin to your own personalised cess-pit.

Just watch it mate, or I'll get really angry with you!

SPENDI

Your being a complete and utter arsehole today, especially.

Whilst your sat or lying on your big fat couch watching telly, supping ale, fire and heating on, and picking your bloody nose, scratching your arse and smoking your woodbines, take note mate, your as responsible for CO2 emission just as much as Mac or anyone else in the Western World, especially.

What the f*** gives a stupid self righteous, egotistical fart faced gobbin like yourself any right to start insulting people for taking a holiday, or any kind of travel. The f*****g plane was probably bringing your tobacco over anyhow! Mac was nothing more than additional cargo.

I'll be off as usual on a Long Haul in January mate. I work for that, pay my taxes at 40% and N.I.C. I also have private medical insurance and don't impose on the NHS if I do need a service.

Your a perpetual bollock brained insulting little ****, passing comment like a lavishly adorned High Court Judge in a manner more akin to your own personalised cess-pit.

Just watch it mate, or I'll get really angry with you!