Some funny **** on there.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
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Blonde model: I can't believe she wants President Bush at her wedding!
Brunette model: I know. What if he says "nuc-u-lar" or something!?
Blonde model: Why would he say "nuc-u-lar" at a wedding?
Brunette model: Helloooo? Because he's the President!
Blonde model: True...
--67th & Madison
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Conductor: When exiting, please watch the gap between the train and the station platform.
Older woman: Why don't they just fix the gap? Then they wouldn't have to bother saying that.
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Girl: You know, when my dad was my age he was singing with a traveling choral group.
Guy: Oh really? I didn't know that about your dad.
Girl: Yeah, the group performed, like, all over the world!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Well, I mean, like, all over Harlem.
--14th & 8th
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Teen girl: She did
what? Oh my God, she is, like, so off my top 8.
--1 train
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Teenage tourist, pointing: Mom, look! It's Daryl Hannah!
Mom: Honey, that's not Daryl Hannah. That's one of those transgender people.
--Downtown 6 train, 77th St
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Guy: You can't talk to me for half an hour about Chaucer and then tell me you have a boyfriend.
--St Mark's & 3rd
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Halter-Top #1, screaming into cell: We're on 10th and One.
One. One!
Halter-Top #2: Just tell him we're at 10th and
one!
Halter-Top #1:
One! [Pause] Oh, First? Is that what it's called?
--10th & 1st
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The "Wednesday One-Liners Are What They Are By Virtue of Their Relationships" (Aug 30) are all worth a chuckle as well
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