Skewed Song Lyrics About A2K Members

The first time
Ever I saw your avatars
I thought the sun
Rose on your silly car
toons
Just like some gas
Could fill up balloons

The first time
Ever I saw your avatars
Your avatars
Your avata-a-a-a-a-ars

This isn't about anyone on the forum, I sang it on a friend's answering macine the day after he had his "Boys" cut after a pregnancy scare a few months ago. It's to the Wizzard of Oz song when Dorothy and friends are being pampered in the castle. A snip snip here, asnip snip there, and a couple a strips of gauze. Doc says keep em on ice all day, or they'll swell like soccer baws. A rub rub here a rub rub there, and a couple of ooh la las. Won't have to worry about being late, or wait till menapause. My friend and his wife couldn't stop laughing, and had to save the recording for my buddy's sister, without their two young daughters hearing it. They kept asking what the message was.

Good one.
imnidiot also

Hey, thanks, George. Sheesh - I gotta get out more .... had no idea you folks were having all this fun over here.

Some great licks - don't even wanna try to pick a "best one".

Remember the Alamo!

A hundred and thirty the number of posts in this thread
Having smorged from the inside of dear edgarblyhte's head
When he challenged us all to depict a2kers
In verse Simon Cowell would dread
And having been honored glitterbag and her friend George have fled.

Hi! Up! Old Setanta, we're razzing your topics below
So even Chai Tea will know; and to msolga will say hello

Though boomer lay dyin', I just saw his avatar tick
While real life and farmer each other's rump they try to kick
And old timberlandko was thinkin up new words
That make nimh's word processor stick
Now Gargamel thinks we're outside of the fringe lunatic.

Hi! Up! SheWolf and Wolfie We're singin' your praises right here
So D j j d 6 2 may hear! And we'll all know right where to go.

Oh Craven and Jespah please bring back our dear old friend Frank.
I never meant what I said when I told him I thought that he stank.
Though Snood and Intrepid might not say what I say
You Gotta believe me I tell you he's gas in our tank.
Cereal Killer and Green Witch, tell us, please, what do you thank?

Hi! Up' Ticomaya, your virtues Lord Ellpus has told
you makemeshiver so cold, Now wherever did Letty go?

Dream a little dream of me..

Smorgs shining bright above you
Green Witch seem to whisper "i love you"
Vivien singin' in the sycamore trees
Littlek, a little dream of me

Say Dagmaraka and kiss me
Jane, hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
While I'm in love as can be
DLowan, a little dream of me

Margo fading but I linger on dear
Still craving you Miss Letty
I'm longin' to linger till dawn Eva dear
Just saying Sozobe

Sweet dreams till Boomer finds you
Sweet dreams that leaves Material Girl with you
But in your dreams Free Duck must be
Msolga, a little dream of me

You smooth talking devil, you, Francis!

..... eat your heart ou, Wally! :wink:

Unbreak my heart...

Don't leave me in alone Noddy
Don't leave me out Clary
Come back and bring back ehbeth
Come and take these tears away Osso
I need your arms to hold me Squinney
The nights are so unkind Marty
Bring back those nights when I held you JPB

Unbreak my heart
Say you'll love me again
Un-do this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Uncry these tears
I cried so many nights
Unbreak my heart, my heart

Take back that sad word good-bye Jespah
Bring back the joy to my life Hephzibah
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away Miller
I can't forget the day you left Flushd
Time is so unkind Lezzles
And life is so cruel without you here Bree

(Who did I forget?)

I didn't flee, I've had a bad viral infection and was away for a month. Finely feel like I can handle fun again.

I told spendius I was an atheist
I told spendius he was like gunga snake
And then spendius, he told me what he thought
He said that ....

(CHORUS)
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang


Based on David Seville's The Witch Doctor.

Just catching up.

song, All About Ronnie(taught to me by Bud)

All about gautam, there's so much to tell
All about Sturgis I know him so well
Gus' magical fingers that thrill to embrace
Panz's whispers that linger caressing your face

All about Francis, best told in a toast.
Let me propose it, he's my favorite host.

George'll drink from dry glasses,
There's no need for wine.
The champagne is glitter,
But Dutchy's all mine.(especially the opal mines.)

A stranger in my place - Kenny Rodgers.


I see the town where Dys was born
I see the place Bill was raised
I see all the things Walter wanted that I never gave
I see Setanta, I see Asherman, I see pain on Cyracuz' face
But I just can't see another in my place.
I can see now where Nimh quarreled
I can see how Mathos was wrong
I can see where DP might weaken but Steve wasn't strong
I see mem'ries of a Cav gone, that time can't erase
But I just can't see another in my place.

No one seems to know McTag quite like I do
And no one knows GeorgeOB, he makes you cry like I do
Looking back it seems BernardR never showed you
And now he lays alone and wonder why.

I can see now where Gunga might grow tired
Of dreams that don't come true
I can see where Revel have fallen short
Of the things RedRex promised you
I can see now Edgar, my tear filled eyes,
No Patiodog, not your face

I must get used to seein' another in my place.

I must get used to seein' another in my place...

That's good stuff, Francis.

Oh my, I've been sung of.

Thanks, Edgar.

Don't you like it?

Yup. I have one in mind, will post when I have time.

real life


You're bound to look like a monkey when you grow old

I can tell by your eyes
You been telling me ole lies
(refrain)

I can tell by your knees
You been skinnin' up coconut trees
(refrain)
I can tell by your shape
Your first cousin was an ape
(refrain)

(Chorus)
When you get old, when you get old
You're bound to look like a monkey when you grow old
I can tell by your jaw
That a monkey was your pa
You're bound to look like a monkey when you grow old

I can tell by your jaw
That a monkey was your pa
(refrain)



Didn't have to rewrite this one.