Skewed Song Lyrics About A2K Members

Chai Tea

Chai Tea
I look forward oh most eagerly,
To what her very next post will be,
Oh, post real soon Chai Tea.

Suddenly,
She'll be flirting with our man Kicky,
Or advising 'long side Sozobe
Just don't confuse her with Tai Chi

I hope
She won't go, I don't know, where I would be.
I love,
Trying to guess which avatar looks most like Chai Tea

Chai Tea,
You met two members I would love too see,
Bommerang and our gal wolfie,
I'm envious of you Chai Tea

I hope
She won't go, I don't know, where I would be.
I love,
Trying to guess which avatar looks most like Chai Tea

Chai Tea
I look forward oh most eagerly,
To what her very next post will be,
Oh, post real soon Chai Tea.

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

Shewolf

The mother of all that is evil
Her lips are poisonous venom
Wicked temptress knows how to please
The priestess roars, "Get down on your knees"

The rite of the praying mantis
Kiss the bones of the enchantress
Spellbound searching through the night
A howling man surrenders the fight

One look in her lusting eyes
Savage fear in you will rise
Teeth of terror sinking in
The bite of the shewolf

My desires of flesh obey me
The lioness will enslave me
Another heart beat than my own
The sound of claws on cobblestone, I'm stoned

Beware what stalks you in the night
Beware the shewolf and her bite
Her mystic lips tell only lies
Her hidden will to kill in disguise

Ok I cheated, this is actually a song by Megadeth.

i would never have known

ummm, just so everybody knows my skewed song is sung to the tune of "Yesterday"

im still flattered.

I hadn't guessed. Good job, all of ya.

Three Times a letty



Thanks for the times
That youve given me
The memories are on WA2K
And now that weve come
To the end of our rainbow
Theres something
I must say out loud
Youre once, twice
Three times a letty
Yes youre once twice
Three times a letty

And we love you
When on the radio
The moments I cherish
With every beat of my heart
To hear the songs that touch me
To feel them to request them
Theres nothing to keep us apart
Youre once twice
Three times a letty
And we love you
We love you

APISA

Who's the agnostic with the might
That's always spoilin' for a fight?
APISA!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man
That would perform an abortion if he can?
APISA!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
Who hurls the insults all about?
APISA!
Right On!

They say this cat Apisa is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Apisa.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Joe Nation
FRANK APISA!

encore oncore

BOOM-A-RANG
Last night I had a crazy dream
About a chick in a black bikini
Oh, she looked so good
She couldn't be real
She must be a magic genie
But then she disappeared around the corner
All I saw were three doors
And the top of her bikini
I made it through the first door
There was a party going on
I asked about the chick
But what they said was freaky

Boom-a-rang-boom-a-rang
Don't ya jes' love it
Boom-a-rang-boom-a-rang
Don't you jes' love it
Boom-a-rang-boom-a-rang
Don't ya jes' love it
Boom-a-rang-boom-a-rang-rang-rang

We wish you a Merry Andrew

We wish you a Merry Andrew
We wish you a Merry Andrew
We wish you a Merry Andrew
And a happy RexRed.
Glad timberlandko's we bring
To you and your squinney
Glad timberlandko's for Andrew
And a happy RexRed!

We want some finn d'abuzz pudding
We want some finn d'abuzz pudding
We want some finn d'abuzz pudding
Please bring it right here!

Edgar won't go until he gets some
Dys won't go until he gets some
Snood won't go until he gets some
Because they like to soak corks!

BumbleBeeBoogie Nights


BumbleBeeBoogie nights
Aint no doubt we are here to copy and paste
BumbleBeeBoogie nights
Come on now you know you hate George Bush
Paste with the boogie, get down
'Cos BumbleBeeBoogie nights are always the best in town

Got to keep on pasting
Keep on pasting
Got to keep on pasting
Keep on pasting
BumbleBeeBoogie nights
Get that paste let it take you higher
BumbleBeeBoogie nights
Copy it set this place on fire
Paste with the boogie, get down
'Cos BumbleBeeBoogie nights are always the best in town

WOW djjd, thanks!

I'm flattered!
Now I'm somebody.




cereal killer, I love that one about Frank too.

Youse guys are brilliant.

Bravo!

<clap, clap, clap!>


More please!

I think your brain has to work a certain way in order to do this well - it's a tough little exercise.

Gus's Swamp Stompin' Saturday Night

Well, you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Kick off your shoes and you throw 'em on the floor
Dance in the kitchen 'til the mornin' light,
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

Waiting in the front yard sitting on a log,
A single shot rifle and a one eyed dog.
Yonder come my kinfolk, in the moonlight
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

Chorus:
Well, you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Kick off your shoes and you throw 'em on the floor
Dance in the kitchen 'til the morning light,
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

--- Instrumental ---

My brother Bill and my other brother Jack,
Belly full o' beer and a capabara in a sack.
Fifteen kids in the front porch light,
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

When your kinfolks leave and the kids get fed,
Me an' old Gertrude gonna slip off to bed.
Have a little fun when we turn off the light,
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

Chorus:
Well, you get down the fiddle and you get down the bow
Kick off your shoes and you throw 'em on the floor
Dance in the kitchen 'til the morning light,
Swamp Stompin' Saturday night!

Now I can't stop singing: "We wish you a Merry Andrew & a happy RexRed!"
Extremely catchy!

<GRIN>

YEEEEEEE HAW!!

Now them's GOOD times right there!!




ya get yourself and block of of that melted velveeta and ya can have yourself a rodeo!

(slaps knee)