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Ooooh Letty......I want to be a research specialist. I think that I am able to "out Google" the best of them!

Well, Phoenix. Your resume seems in order. You're hired. Salary is negotiable and this includes some perks.

And now a brief interlude of musical enjoyment.

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Santa Baby
written by J. Javits and P. Springer
originally sung by Ertha Kitt
Time: 2:30
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

That's my favorite xmas song, Letty. Thanks!

Ms. Letty, I'd like to apply for the Fashion Expert position, if it's still available.

I wanna join, I wanna join! I could be the correspondent from Germany! (as long as I don't have to sing...)

My dear Ms. Letty, please let me know where to send my application. Hmmmm, do I have any references? Would BigDice count?

Ok, Mac. You be the discographer. You are certainly qualified. So pick the songs that are fit to play.

eoe, Please present the up-to-date about what everybody is wearing segment. I'd like to know myself; throw in some hair styles, too.

Urs, our gal in Germany. Marvelous. Please keep us posted on all breaking news. and Yes, Big Dice is a good reference. Perhaps he and Cavfancier can tell us what's cooking.

Breaking news from London:

Today, it was announced that a banker in the foggy city has been declared a Prince. The world awaits his proclamation about Tony Blair's condition and his ability to ride to the hounds. More as we follow the news.

I'm like Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf from Howard Stern.

Except I'm not drunk in the morning, I'm not a dwarf, and I'm alive.

You've got to have a 'phone-in sexpert'.......nominate kicky :wink:

Hmmm. Slappy. Well, you could be our AAA public service director, if you're feeling up to it.

Sarah, I guess we could hire kicky in the "Dr. Kick the Habit segment." I think the GWB is trying to get that drummed into the heads of our corrupt youth.

Do you mean AA?

That's for wussies.

Sorry Slappy, AA to be sure. I was multi tasking, I'm afraid. Please get our staff organized while I check with the FCC about appropriate behavior.

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Emergency check for all affiliate stations...

Back later, in other words.

I'll be the on-air censor. We DO have a 10-second tape delay, don't we?

Georgeob! Get your hand off my behind!

Slappy, get your hand out of your pants!

Sarah, put down that bottle!

See? I'm perfect for it.

Eva, dress appropriately, and quit being a .....teaser.

Remember all, the FCC is really cracking down on misconduct on the airways.

Speaking of which, it's happy hour here and we may have an after hours office party.

It's amazing how many phrases you can make just from the letters "FCC".

Ok, Cav. Quit fooling around and give us your soup de jour.

breaking news:

The New York Yankees are infiltrated with players who take steroids and other masculine enhancing drugs. Damn. I'm no sportscaster. Who has the "dope" on ice hockey?

Hey, eoe. What's the latest from L.L. Bean?

there has to be a team on this :wink:

I wish I could give you the lowdown on hockey in Canada, our favourite sport, (officially Lacrosse is our 'national' sport) Letty, but the players are still locked out.

The soup de jour shall be cold beets, with a garnish of squash salsa, maybe a little sour cream.

Absolutely, husker. Now that Raggedy has learned to do pictures, I wish that she would present us with a picture of celebrities of the past.

Hmmmm. We also need a bookkeeper. Where's Roger?

Our man in Russia is AWOL.

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Ok, research artists. We had a call in listener who wants to know why the "W" in front of all American radio stations. Such as WKRP in Cincinati.