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WA2K Radio is now on the air

 
 
Letty
 
Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 11:57 am
With up to date news of the world and a variety of features including your favorite DJ's; Public service announcements; special features, and commercials brought to you by our sponsors.

Auditions are now being held for newscasters
Disc Jockeys
Fashion experts
Research specialists
Continuity writers
and any other areas of interest.

Please apply here and present your resumes.

Thank you.
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 12:17 pm
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 12:20 pm
Ooooh Letty......I want to be a research specialist. I think that I am able to "out Google" the best of them! Laughing
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 12:27 pm
Well, Phoenix. Your resume seems in order. You're hired. Salary is negotiable and this includes some perks.

And now a brief interlude of musical enjoyment.

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Santa Baby
written by J. Javits and P. Springer
originally sung by Ertha Kitt
Time: 2:30
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 12:58 pm
That's my favorite xmas song, Letty. Thanks! Very Happy
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eoe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 01:23 pm
Ms. Letty, I'd like to apply for the Fashion Expert position, if it's still available.
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urs53
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 01:26 pm
I wanna join, I wanna join! I could be the correspondent from Germany! (as long as I don't have to sing...)

My dear Ms. Letty, please let me know where to send my application. Hmmmm, do I have any references? Would BigDice count?
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 02:36 pm
Ok, Mac. You be the discographer. You are certainly qualified. So pick the songs that are fit to play. Razz

eoe, Please present the up-to-date about what everybody is wearing segment. I'd like to know myself; throw in some hair styles, too.

Urs, our gal in Germany. Marvelous. Please keep us posted on all breaking news. and Yes, Big Dice is a good reference. Perhaps he and Cavfancier can tell us what's cooking.

Breaking news from London:

Today, it was announced that a banker in the foggy city has been declared a Prince. The world awaits his proclamation about Tony Blair's condition and his ability to ride to the hounds. More as we follow the news.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 02:39 pm
I'm like Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf from Howard Stern.

Except I'm not drunk in the morning, I'm not a dwarf, and I'm alive.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 02:43 pm
You've got to have a 'phone-in sexpert'.......nominate kicky :wink:
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 02:58 pm
Hmmm. Slappy. Well, you could be our AAA public service director, if you're feeling up to it.

Sarah, I guess we could hire kicky in the "Dr. Kick the Habit segment." I think the GWB is trying to get that drummed into the heads of our corrupt youth.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 02:58 pm
Do you mean AA?

That's for wussies.
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 03:05 pm
Very Happy Sorry Slappy, AA to be sure. I was multi tasking, I'm afraid. Please get our staff organized while I check with the FCC about appropriate behavior.

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Emergency check for all affiliate stations...

Back later, in other words.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 03:46 pm
I'll be the on-air censor. We DO have a 10-second tape delay, don't we?

Georgeob! Get your hand off my behind!

Slappy, get your hand out of your pants!

Sarah, put down that bottle!

See? I'm perfect for it.
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 05:17 pm
Very Happy Eva, dress appropriately, and quit being a .....teaser.

Remember all, the FCC is really cracking down on misconduct on the airways.

Speaking of which, it's happy hour here and we may have an after hours office party.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 05:23 pm
It's amazing how many phrases you can make just from the letters "FCC".
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 06:14 pm
Ok, Cav. Quit fooling around and give us your soup de jour.

breaking news:

The New York Yankees are infiltrated with players who take steroids and other masculine enhancing drugs. Damn. I'm no sportscaster. Who has the "dope" on ice hockey?

Hey, eoe. What's the latest from L.L. Bean?
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 06:17 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Ooooh Letty......I want to be a research specialist. I think that I am able to "out Google" the best of them! Laughing


there has to be a team on this :wink:
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 06:32 pm
I wish I could give you the lowdown on hockey in Canada, our favourite sport, (officially Lacrosse is our 'national' sport) Letty, but the players are still locked out.

The soup de jour shall be cold beets, with a garnish of squash salsa, maybe a little sour cream.
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 06:42 pm
Absolutely, husker. Now that Raggedy has learned to do pictures, I wish that she would present us with a picture of celebrities of the past.

Hmmmm. We also need a bookkeeper. Where's Roger?

Our man in Russia is AWOL.

and another word from our sponsor:

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Ok, research artists. We had a call in listener who wants to know why the "W" in front of all American radio stations. Such as WKRP in Cincinati.
 

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