Skewed Song Lyrics About A2K Members

{Note: extra verse added to accommodate more names}

I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my site
I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
Aww, it's all about my site

Yeah, down by the forums
Down by North America (aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with littlek, dagmar and Reeg (aw, but they're cool people)
Well I love those Bay State posters
Oh, A2K, you're my home (oh, you're the Number One place)

George and Slappy Doo Hoo (not the same person)
Always post at twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
Linkat and marycat are a-hopin, oh
That just once those topics weren't locked (I like to save time for
all the silliness)
Well I love those Bay State posters
Oh, A2K, you're my home (oh, yeah)

quinn1 and fishin' (yeah they're an item)
well they like SealPoet's poems (not to mention the twinkies)
ragman and Merry Andrew
well those guys better come back home (we miss 'em around here)
Well I love those Bay State posters
Oh, A2K, you're my home (oh, yeah)

Because I love those Bay State posters
Oh, A2K, you're my home (oh, yeah)

Well, I love those Bay State posters (I love it, baby)
I love those Bay State posters (most are from Baw-stun)
I love those Bay State posters (Have you heard about the crazielady420?)
I love those Bay State posters (gatherings, gatherings)
I love those Bay State posters (Owww!)
I love those Bay State posters (Come on, come on)

** With apologies to The Standells **

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Who can take the sunrise
Sprinkle it with doo
Pull down all the blinds
when the neighbors setting to
The kickycan
Oh the kickycan can
The kickycan can
Cause he stirs up the ****
To watch what the rubes do with it

Who can take tomorrow
Trap it like a bug
Hold it up and grin
Then expect to get a hug
The kickycan . . .

Bravo Edgar!

you the champ. cereal killer

Gustavratzenheimer reads the card of a man
Anyone he approaches the card's in his hand
He hands it out and they always toss it on the ground
Gustavratzenheimer

Gustavratzenheimer Gustavratzenheimer
Hands out his card
Gustavratzenheimer Gustavratzenheimer
Picks up his card

A man on a mission is the man called
Gustavratzenheimer
Gustavratzenheimer Gustavratzenheimer
Hands his card out again
Gustavratzenheimer Gustavratzenheimer
Sees it fly in the wind . . .

Hard to find something to rhyme with ratzenhofer.

Yeah. I really should try to do one about him.

Edgar you are class - these are just too good

salut, prince.

Thanks so kindly, Edgar! I'm truly touched that you took the time to have a song in my honor. It is well done!

Thanks for PMing me and pointing me in this direction.

To Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise.

As I lurk through the forums that compose A2K
I take a look at new posts and realize that I've read all of them
Cuz I've been reading and posting so much, that
even the bunny thinks that my mind is gone.
But I've never read a thread that didn't deserve it
Cuz there's nothing like junk you know that's unheard of
but you better watch how you're saying, and where you're posting
or you and your sentences might be ignored by all
I really hate to say but I gotta, Gus
Kicky's the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
'til they find out that's only right for a little while

Been spending my free time, posting in the forum we all like
Been spending my free time, posting in the forum we all like
Keep spending our free time, posting in the forum we all like
Keep spending our free time, posting in the forum we all like

They got the situation, they got me thinkin'
I can't live a normal life, I came here and got stuck
So I gotta be down with shewolf, G
Too much politics themed reading got me conflicting
I'm an educated fool with things on my mind
got a mouse in my hand and a glow in my eye
I'm a veteren member and I'm respected
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, nimh
guru ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm posting stuff, do or die, what can I say
I've 23 now, but will I ever get to post 30k
the way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That things we write, are you and me
Been spending my free time, posting in the forum we all like
Been spending my free time, posting in the forum we all like
Keep spending our free time, posting in the forum we all like
Keep spending our free time, posting in the forum we all like

great, pantalones.

thanks edgar, I'm enjoying this thread a lot even though I haven't heard most of the songs.

( walk this way Aerosmith )

Intrepid' the lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
till I talked to his daddy, he say
he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you've seen Bella Dea
then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met Boomerang, who was a real young mother
oh, the times I could reminisce
'But the best things of lovin' with Kickycan and Sublime
only started with a little kiss
like this!

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
and your feet flyin' up in the air
singin' "hey diddle diddle"
with little Reyn in the middle of the swing
like you didn't care

so I took a big chance at the high school dance
with Edgar who was ready to play

wasn't me he was foolin'
'cause he knew who he was doin'
and I knowed love was here to stay
Smorgs told me to


walk a-way, edgar's her man
walk a-way, edgar's her man
walk a-way, edgar's her man
walk a-way, edgar's her man

just gimme a kiss
like this!

Chai teas a sweetie and a classy kinda sassy
little skirt's climbin' way up her knee
she was with Gustavratzenhoffer in the school gym locker
when I noticed they was lookin' at me
I was scared out of my mind, never made it with a lady
till the littlek told me somethin' I missed
then my next door neighbor was Amigo with a favor
so I gave him just a little kiss
like this!

I think we have enough for an album.

Excellent Pantalones and shewolf. Enjoyed them mucho!

shewolf wrote:



Behleeeve it! Furry bee-atch!

Loved your song, she

xxx

I can't begin to tell you how much I have enjoyed all your input. I plan to add some more, too, but only after I've unwound enough to think more clearly.

These are brilliant!

Pantalones - that was brill.

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