Skewed Song Lyrics About A2K Members

Oh man, this stuff is magic. I went to a Catholic Girls High School and we used to write songs about the Nuns set to old tunes. Luckily we never got caught.

I love the lyrics but I don't always recognize the song they are set to. Would you help an old GBag out and list the tune your lyrics are set to, I like to sing along.

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Intrepid wrote:

Green Witch wrote:
I was left out too, and I thought Intrepid and I were friends.

Sung to DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD

Ding Dong! Green Witch is bad. Which old Witch? The Sexy Witch!
Ding Dong! Green Witch is bad.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Green Witch is bad. She's gone where the A2Ker's go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Green Witch is bad!

Gee thanks a lot Rolling Eyes

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glitterbag wrote:

Oh man, this stuff is magic. I went to a Catholic Girls High School and we used to write songs about the Nuns set to old tunes. Luckily we never got caught.

I love the lyrics but I don't always recognize the song they are set to. Would you help an old GBag out and list the tune your lyrics are set to, I like to sing along.

"Champion the wonder horse" (gargamel's)

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/siteindex/index.htm#C

(10th one down on the "C's")

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Sung to When Irish Eyes are Smiling

When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a glitterbag.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear our glitterbag sing. When Irish hearts are happy,
All of A2K seems like e-bay.
And when glitterbag is smiling,
Sure, she steals your heart away.

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Intrepid wrote:

Sung to When Irish Eyes are Smiling

When Irish eyes are smiling
Sure it's like a glitterbag.
In the lilt of Irish laughter,
You can hear our glitterbag sing. When Irish hearts are happy,
All of A2K seems like e-bay.
And when glitterbag is smiling,
Sure, she steals your heart away.

Blush!!!!!

I am digging thru my music collection looking for a song I can use, I'll be back.

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She can dance, she can jive, having the time of her life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dagmar queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Gold Dust Orphans puttin' on a show

Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
She comes out to shake that thing

Anybody would know that gal
They say she's Caesar's special pal

With a blond wing and tap shoes, everything is fine
She's in the mood for a dance
And when she gets the chance...

She is the Dagmar queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (ahem!)
Dagmar queen, feel the beat from the tambourine

She can dance, she can jive, having the time of her life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dagmar queen

She's a teaser, she gets their eyes
(Except for those who dig other guys.)

Looking out for a straight guy, anyone will do
She's in the mood for a dance
And when she gets the chance...

She is the Dagmar queen, young and sweet, only seventeen (ahem!)
Dagmar queen, feel the beat from the tambourine

She can dance, she can jive, having the time of her life
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dagmar queen

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQCdAocT14zhRhkXqZr0JluBDD3u9VnMAoyWVGXDAJQwyVrNb1R0hIHec!XiX7WXtqZoLpBXPK9iVpDBXeJI66HI31343Fd2r*0dJqqp3Wk/IMG_0498.JPG

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Ellpus wrote:

Quote:

<Ellpus>

What's that for (you big girls blouse)

You know I was touched by your song for me!

And I consider you frisky/whisky/goat lyrics the finest on the thread.

Do you really want me to get the spatula out!

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smorgs wrote:

Ellpus wrote:

Quote:
<Ellpus>

What's that for (you big girls blouse)

You know I was touched by your song for me!

And I consider you frisky/whisky/goat lyrics the finest on the thread.

Do you really want me to get the spatula out!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh he definitely wants you get out the spatula. Leave the cork screw in the drawer, you don't want anybody to be that happy. (chuckle)

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Good one, snood

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Wow, snood's is genuinely touching...I think that should be posted on any political thread when it's getting out of hand!

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Hey Snood (sung to Hey Jude)

Hey, Snood, don't be so sad
Take a bad post and make it better
Remember to keep it under your heart
Then you can try to make it better

Hey, Snood, don't be a prude
You were meant to test Setanta
The minute you let him under your skin
Then you begin to see he's ruder.

Hey, Snood! Don't let us down
You have found us, now go and get Gus
Remember, to let him into your heart
Then you can start to make a letter.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Snood, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Snood,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Snood, try to be glad
Take a bad post and make it better
Remember to keep it under your heart
Then you can start to swear and mutter.

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Thanks Intrepid...

I think.

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Intrepid wrote:

Hey Snood (sung to Hey Jude)

Hey, Snood, don't be so sad
Take a bad post and make it better
Remember to keep it under your heart
Then you can try to make it better

Hey, Snood, don't be a prude
You were meant to test Setanta
The minute you let him under your skin
Then you begin to see he's ruder.

Hey, Snood! Don't let us down
You have found us, now go and get Gus
Remember, to let him into your heart
Then you can start to make a letter.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Snood, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Snood,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Snood, try to be glad
Take a bad post and make it better
Remember to keep it under your heart
Then you can start to swear and mutter.

HaHa...good one. Very Happy

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glitterbag wrote:

Oh man, this stuff is magic. I went to a Catholic Girls High School and we used to write songs about the Nuns set to old tunes. Luckily we never got caught.

I love the lyrics but I don't always recognize the song they are set to. Would you help an old GBag out and list the tune your lyrics are set to, I like to sing along.

Here's mine:

APISA --- Theme from Shaft by Issac Hayes

BOOM-A-RANG --- Chick-a-boom by Daddy Dewdrop

WE WISH YOU A MERRY ANDREW --- self explanatory

BUMBLEBEEBOOGIE NIGHTS -- Boogie Nights by Heatwave

THE REAL SLIM BLATHAM -- The real Slim Shady by Eminem

FARMERMAN --- Theme from Spiderman

WALK AWAY LITTLEK - Walk Away Renee by Vonda Shepherd or Left Bank

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first of all apologies to Dr. Hook and to A2K. This does not reflect the temperature on A2K, it just was the first thing to pop into my head (must stop SB) To the tune of "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone"

do do do do dooooo (guitar opening)

We are big mud slingers
We got nasty fingers
and we're loathed every time we post.
We post about about nothing and we post about crap
And no body reads what we wrote,

We got all the words and all the views so we never have to post alone.
So we keep on plugging but we can't closer to a guest shot on O'Reilly's Show.

refrain

O'Reilly's show
I want to sit right next to Geraldo
Want to stare straight plumb thru his earhole
Want to see the smiling face of the blowhard hosting O'Reilly's show.

We got a lot of kinky, cohort buddies who write just as bad as we do,
We got some full blown creepy members, trying to teach us a thing or two,
Well, it's all designed,to warp our minds, but the facts won't ever be known..
Which would make us great guests, but we ain't there yet
on a guest spot on O'Reilly show.

O'Reilly show
wanna sit smack dab to Ann Coulter
wanna force feed her a sandwich
Want to see a bonafide looney who's a guest on O'Reilly's show

(I know it stinks, but that's as far as I've gotten)

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Oh Yeah, gonna be on the front smilin' man BEAUTIFUL! Very Happy

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of Gargamel, the wonder......er....thing
Gargamel, the wonder THIIIIIIING!

I am beyond honored.

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Abuzz, Abuzz, wasn't everything they say
'Cause here is where I'd rather be
Where else can you post a half a million things
All at a quarter to three
When they post 'bout gardens, humor, computers
They like it with a lot of style
But it's still that same old talk o' Velveeta
That really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of A2K is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the gamers might be cheating
But the heart of A2K is still beating

Europe, Home Improvement, and Relationships
Are something everyone should see
Trivia Games and those pretty pretty pics
Hamsters in the family?
When they talk of hist'ry,
poetry or music
They like it with a lot of flash
But it's still that same old left underwire
That really kicks em in the ...

They say the heart of A2K is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the gamers might be cheating
But the heart of A2K is still beating

Amsterdam, San Antone and the Liberty town, Boston and Toronto, too
Michigan, Austin, Ho Chih Minh City, Seattle, San Francisco, too
All are A2Kers, Internet players, posting in half a million styles
But it's still that same old home on the 'net
That really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of A2K is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the gamers might be cheating
But the heart of A2K is still beating

in Cleveland ...
LA!
Shanghai!
Mumbai!
Rio!
Sydney!
Craven's basement! ...

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I just want to say, you are all as talented as I believed you to be. I will try to do one or two soon. Too tired just now.

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