Skewed Song Lyrics About A2K Members

Have guns will use them reads the posts of a man
He bristles with fervor like no other can
His vast pile of guns heeds the calling wind
Omsigman

Omsigman Omsigman
Give me a break
Omsigman Omsigman
Are your brave words a fake

An armchair soldier of fortune is the man called Omsigman

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edgarblythe wrote:

Well, I wake up in the morning
Check all my favorite threads
First Letty, she's a-hidin'
With the radio heads
BernardR walks in wearin'
A Napoleon Bonaparte mask
Then you ask why I like to post here
Honey, do you have to ask?

Well, I go to pet someone's monkey
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Lord Elpus
And Nick Fun comes in
He's wearing a derby hat
Then you ask why I like to post here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

Gusratzenhoffer's cane
It turns into a sword
And Spendus prays to pictures
That are pasted on a board
Everything inside my pockets
Mr Reyn steals
Then you ask why I like to post here
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real.

Well, there's fist fights in the religion threads
They're enough to make me cry
The Farmerman comes in
Even he's gotta take a side
Even Frank Apisa
He's got something to prove
Then you ask why I like to post here
Honey, what about you?

Good one Edgar.

I had one worked up titled "Walk away littlek" but thought it would freak her out too much if I posted it. So I didn't.

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Little K's tough. She can take it.

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(Sung to Johhny Cash's I've Been Everywhere)

I've read everything, man
I've read everything, man
Played the trivia bare, man
I've prayed the forums clear, man
I've played, I've had my threads, man
I've been everywhere

I've heard of
Reyn, Shewolfn, Smorgs, Farmerman
Snood, Arela Mae, Wilso, Ossobuco
Ehbeth, Chai Tea, Montana
Setanta, Ticomaya, Mathos, Edgarblythe
Littlek, Blatham, Stormwatch, Mame
Phoenix, , Hingehead
It's a thriller here.

I've read everything, man
I've read everything, man
Played the trivia bare, man
I've prayed the forums clear, man
I've played, I've had my threads, man
I've been everywhere

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At first Uncle Sam sent him to San Antone
A city partly standing by the river bed
Then an Army barracks by a big tall tree
A home for Snood and his company.

The clock strikes three Snood jumps to his feet
Already they're a cookin' Snood somethin' to eat
At half past Snood he's ready to go
He jumps in his Hummer headed for the bayou.

He's got fishin' lines strung across the Louisiana River
Gotta catch a big fish for us to eat
Headin' crops in the swamp catchin' everythin' he can
Gotta make a livin', now he's a Louisiana man.
Gotta make a livin' now he's a Louisiana man.

I can hardly wait till tomorrow comes around
That's the day Snood comes into town
Cause he promised me that I could go
Together we will see a cowboy show.

He's got fishin' lines strung across the Louisiana River
Gotta catch a big fish for us to eat
Headin' crops in the swamp catchin' everythin' he can
Gotta make a livin', now he's a Louisiana man.

Gotta make a livin' now he's a Louisiana man...

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Intrepid wrote:

(Sung to Johhny Cash's I've Been Everywhere)

I've read everything, man
I've read everything, man
Played the trivia bare, man
I've prayed the forums clear, man
I've played, I've had my threads, man
I've been everywhere

I've heard of
Reyn, Shewolfn, Smorgs, Farmerman
Snood, Arela Mae, Wilso, Ossobuco
Ehbeth, Chai Tea, Montana
Setanta, Ticomaya, Mathos, Edgarblythe
Littlek, Blatham, Stormwatch, Mame
Phoenix, , Hingehead
It's a thriller here.

I've read everything, man
I've read everything, man
Played the trivia bare, man
I've prayed the forums clear, man
I've played, I've had my threads, man
I've been everywhere

Hey, hey. Good one.

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Thanks, Edgar Laughing

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Thank you for the name check, intrepid

xxxx

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Letty wrote:

...She ran to the man who had lead her so far astray
And from under her velvet gown
She drew a gun and shot her lover down
Madam
msolga regrets she's unable to lunch today....

Yeah!!! :wink:

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smorgs wrote:

Thank you for the name check, intrepid

xxxx

You made the first line Laughing

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So proud... gush

x

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By the time I got to Phoenix
The best songs were taken
Settled for Glenn Campbell
To make my rhymes
Hope she laughs to see what's been written
By our friends from round the sight
I know she'll like their lines
Hey did you notice I rhymed just one line
It's cause she don't need no restraint
To make a song that soars
I bet she just didn't know
I'd write her a song
That's all . . .

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Intrepid wrote:

smorgs wrote:
Thank you for the name check, intrepid

xxxx

You made the first line

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I was left out too, and I thought Intrepid and I were friends. Crying or Very sad

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

Intrepid wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Thank you for the name check, intrepid

xxxx

You made the first line

<Ellpus walks away.....dejected>

Sung to Duke of Earl......

Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus

Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus
Lord, Lord, Lord of Elpus

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Green Witch wrote:

I was left out too, and I thought Intrepid and I were friends.

Sung to DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD

Ding Dong! Green Witch is bad. Which old Witch? The Sexy Witch!
Ding Dong! Green Witch is bad.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Green Witch is bad. She's gone where the A2Ker's go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Green Witch is bad!

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good save

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CerealKiller wrote:

good save

http://my.opera.com/angel292005/homes/blog/Big%20smile.jpg

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Walk Away littlek

And when I see the sign that says "Stay away"
The restraining order I must obey

Just walk away littlek
You won't see me follow you back home
The emptiness in Pets and Gardens is not the same
You're not to blame

From deep inside the tears I'm forced to cry
From deep inside the pain in Providence RI

Just walk away littlek
You won't see me follow you back home
Now as the maise you sprayed upon my weary eyes
Has made me blind

Your posts and mine
Inside a thread on A2K
Still finds a way to haunt me
Because I'm not ok

Just walk away littlek
You won't see me follow you back home
Now as the maise you sprayed upon my weary eyes
Has made me blind

Just walk away littlek
You won't see me follow you back home
The emptiness in Pets and Gardens is not the same
You're not to blame

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Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of Gargamel, the wonder......er....thing
Gargamel, the wonder THIIIIIIING!

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