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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:11 pm
jespah wrote:
Ah, the case of the Mondays line - from Office Space, I believe.


Right now I am touching the tip of my nose with my right index finger and pointing at your avatar with the other, which makes it very difficult to type. Fortunately, I've devolved enough to have regained some dexterity in my toes.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:28 pm
I love a man who's got talented toes.





Oops Embarrassed did I just say that?

Just to add (also from that film): I'm gonna need you to move your desk to the basement, mmmkay?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:31 pm
"Can you imagine what it would be like to still be doing this job in thirty years?"

"It would be good to have that kind of job security."
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:39 pm
"I don't really like to talk about my flair."

<singing> Now, don't it feel good to be a gangsta...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:42 pm
damn, jes, your onto one of my favorite movies here.

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"I tell tou what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time."

...

"Not all women go for guys with money."

"The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do."
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:50 pm
"Hey Peter! Switch over to Channel Five! It's the breast exam! Woo!"

"Want to come over and watch Kung Fu?" "I love Kung Fu."

"I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months."
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 03:54 pm
"Did you get the memo? It's just that we're putting a new cover sheet on all the TPS reports now."

"We think he's got upper management written all over him." -- "Ummm, yeah, I'm just going to have to go ahead and, um, disagree with you there."
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:10 pm
Oops, Slappy, sorry to keep appropriating your thread like this.

http://www.mindspring.com/~stairwl/images/office.jpg

Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta - Geto Boys (Warning: this is explicit)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:18 pm
Sorry, too busy showing some chick my "O face."

Ooooh. Ooooooh. Ooooooh.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:20 pm
"Peter Gibbons, I sentence you to Federal Pound Me in the A$$ Prison."
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:27 pm
Wow. Complex humor must be like, so beyond me, because I think Office Space is funny.

Pull my finger.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 04:52 pm
Funny? Office Space is a prophecy, the nightmarish vision of a present in which mankind is commodified, packed into parcels, and sold for pennies. The instructive story of a man confronted with the abyss, trying to claw his way out, to find his humanity ...



Oh, wait. That's Brazil. You want me to pull your finger? You trying to blow up your head or something?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 05:03 pm
Actually, Office Space terrified me the first time I saw it, because I have lived it (except for the embezzlement part).
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 05:08 pm
I 'never' have a bad day; just not as good a day. c.i.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 05:11 pm
jespah wrote:
Actually, Office Space terrified me the first time I saw it, because I have lived it (except for the embezzlement part).


I think somebody on these boards used to have a signature line from the movie: "I realized that since I started this job, every day has been worse than the one before it. That means that every time you see me, it's on the worst day of my life."

(or somethin'...)

CI's a happy guy.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 05:12 pm
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . .

Which one a ya bastids pulled Slap's finga?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jun, 2003 06:06 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Wow. Complex humor must be like, so beyond me, because I think Office Space is funny.

Pull my finger.


You might misunderstand what I mean by complex humor.

Example:

Simpsons

And I like simple humor too. I prefer complex humor.


Setanta,

Pulling Slappy's finger is always a good idea, his breath's so bad I look forward to his ...

Nemind, I stole that one.
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