If you think you're having a bad day...

well what the hell were you doing while he was out at the gay bars?

Hmmm...I think that if they only had one ass, they would be joined at the colon, not the shoulder...

Slappy- Hanging around the Junior High School schoolyard again? I KNOW that you did not get THAT joke from an adult!

man, what a bunch of critics.

I was just pointing out that an anatomical mistake like that could possibly ruin the joke next time Slappy steps out on the 'Evening at the Improv' stage...

The act's not about the material, cav: Slappy kills with his hairlip.

LOL!

This is far below Jr. High humor.

This is car salesmen sitting around a lot waiting for customers and trying to be funny humor.

It's far more pathetic than the Jr. High variety but they need to keep taking because if a customer does come their way they need to have the engine running and warmed up.

Hmmmm - I wonder if this would be the time to tell the one about the Siamese twins, the cello, and Tom Jones?

Or mention the remake of 'Deliverance' Slappy plans to star in....

Soo- Wee!

Speaking of Deliverance, I was in Maine this weekend.

There's a million "walking jokes" up there.

Sorry it wasn't "mature" enough for you some of you. I'll get back to you with some really cool PC jokes for you later, when I figure out if any are actually funny.

So a Klingon, Super Mario, and X-Man walk into a bar...

So this I-Mac owner walks into an Internet cafe...

It's not about "mature" or "PC". Different mentalities simply lend themselves to different brands of humor. Such is life, I used to sell cars and found that brand of car lot humor much the same. Bored young guys trying to show "attitude" and "personality" and since complex humor was beyond them they went for cheap laughs.

I don't really blame them, cheap laughs are the easy sort and require less comedic talent and creativity.

Such is life.

"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

Craven, you must have gone nearly insane trying to sell cars...I don't own a car, and would never buy one unless I had a connection. The very idea of stepping into a dealer lot creeps me out....mind you, I did consider test driving a lamborghini, just for fun, and then just saying, sorry, my chequebook is in my other car.

Not at all. I am quite cheerful this Monday.

You do not have to be grumpy to prefer complex humor over cheap gaudy humor.

It's simply a preference.

I respect that some people find simple humor funny. I accept that it is more common because it requires less talent. My humor is often of the cheap variety for the same reason.

I simply do not prefer it and decided to be "un PC" and say so. Tis a simple difference and such is life.

I did not concern myself if the opinion would offend Slappy because I don't think he concerns himself with such things either. Slappy goes out of his way to be provocative and use offensive humor. I think he can take it. After all, he is always "asking for it" with the way he wears those provocative leotards and such.

Ah, the case of the Mondays line - from Office Space, I believe.

He thinks the leotards make him sexy, like those cartoon muscle-men he patterns himself after.

(Where are you, slap? Are you offended by the hairlip comment? Really, I meant to type harelip, but it just came out all wrong...)