Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:contradncr wrote:I did learn not to break up with a girlfriend in my own apartment. She wouldn't leave!! .
That happened to me too. I was telling her, "look, you gotta go." I was going to the Sox game. Game 4 against the Yankees in the ALCS, 2004. Same day I dump the girlfriend, the Sox start their 7 game winning streak to win the world series.
You should have said...."look, if I screw you, will you go?"
She would have said yes, you would have gotten a last peace of ass, and as soon as you were done, you could've just pushed her out on the street while she was still all basking in the afterglow.
It's always worked for me.
