Neverending Rap Battle III

mhm.....cuz it'll only take U less than 2 hrs to post it thas how i know weather you pre-wrote it or you free'd it....dude just relax, iigh? your actin like a naggy wifey...just cool ya jets, but sure ill battle you again....

Dis dude a 'Gay man' wid luck, he jack off so much he made his 'nuts red'
This verse aint bout no 'MTV shows' but ask 'beveis' You get nuttin 'but head!'
~~bevis and butthead on MTV lol~~~

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head

Hitman, you are in rare form tonight. Some day we shall do battle, but not tonight. Tonight you are on top of your game.

Tonight... I shall stand in the shadows.

OH NO!!!Im 'dissin US' now and saw this wanna be balla-slipped
Now it over for your ass ima humiliate n' {recurd} like i was 'Dissin POLITICS!!'
~~Wreckurd= Wreck urd..DUH
Urd: an acrnym for some goverment thing~~

Im still on da TV topic, even on da net you 'see me flow'
and **** it ill leave {Eryk} like ive been 'destroyin TV-SHOWZ!'
~~Eryk= E-wrecked// E=eryk
E! is a television show~~

now i aint dissin '"special" kids' but by tha time i rap, i bet ya 'feel-scared'
This bitch couldnt have a {dissabillity} even if he was in a 'wheel-chair!'
~~disabillity= Diss abillity~~

bitch i planned-this-race im 'Raw' when i slam-ya-face
so when ya mom sues me they be {nobody} to understand-this-case!
~~nobody= No body..easy~~

i guess we in an 'slow air baloon' ima end ya life wid a keyboard, pressin 'hard-delete'
But ya {'Windspeed'}is slow like da ppl here R 'hard-to-beat!'

~~Windspeed= Win speed...also easy~~~

Your turn now....

Hitman J:
OH NO!!!Im 'dissin US' now and saw this wanna be balla-slipped
Now it over for your ass ima humiliate n' {recurd} like i was 'Dissin POLITICS!!'
~~Wreckurd= Wreck urd..DUH
Urd: an acrnym for some goverment thing~~
Ehh.. Not bad.. Punch ain't jump out too much.. Buh' it wun't bad.

Im still on da TV topic, even on da net you 'see me flow'
and **** it ill leave {Eryk} like ive been 'destroyin TV-SHOWZ!'
~~Eryk= E-wrecked// E=eryk
E! is a television show~~
Gud personal, Wordplay mad forced.. Nice concept.. Coulda' hit harder.

now i aint dissin '"special" kids' but by tha time i rap, i bet ya 'feel-scared'
This bitch couldnt have a {dissabillity} even if he was in a 'wheel-chair!'
~~disabillity= Diss abillity~~
Nice line.. I liked it.. I've heard something like this before, so it didn't come at me at it's potential, but none the less, good.

bitch i planned-this-race im 'Raw' when i slam-ya-face
so when ya mom sues me they be {nobody} to understand-this-case!
~~nobody= No body..easy~~
Whoa.. This bar threw me off.. Rhyming filler.. Wun't feelin' this at all. Punch was wackk to me homie.

i guess we in an 'slow air baloon' ima end ya life wid a keyboard, pressin 'hard-delete'
But ya {'Windspeed'}is slow like da ppl here R 'hard-to-beat!'

~~Windspeed= Win speed...also easy~~~
Ehh.. weak closer.. Punch didn't hit well. Wun't feeling.

Eryk:
Your not leavin' anyone Bruised with the punches you chose
So fu'ck you're multies, Cuz I'll kill you with More force than those! *
Ehh.. personal there.. Didn't hit too hard.
I can't believe you think your sick? your wack, just face it
His verses outstanding?? that's about as Jaw droppin as a facelift!
Ahaha.. clever punch. Feelin't his one.
your an uncreative fu'ck! beat me? Naw, I'll have to give you these bars
Cuz you have a hard time thinkin' outside the box like locked up retards
Ehhh.. played concept. Didn't like how U incorporated retards in there. It was iigh. Not the greatest.
He thinks he's comin' as one of the best, so I'll be deletin' a bitch
N your wordplay, That's like Mr.fantastic....Always Reachin' and ****!*
Aha.. personal in thurr.. Pretty gud.. Cud hit a bit harder. But nice.
Why you even rap? why you even text? why you even Battle!?!
So just quit.............
Cuz you obviously don't get the point...Like gettin' stabbed with a handle!
Clever. Nice punch. Decent closer.. Flow was off on this one though.

Ehh.. I have to comment.. Text Battles.. pre-written.. Sorta'.. Buh' how U gon' get better.. If U sit down, got all the time U need to spit to write up a verse.. Keystyling it, will help U think faster and whatnot. People that pre-write I feel ain't confident. My opinion. And Hitman J.. I dunno' why U laffin at the pre-written bit, when U needed 48 hours to do it homie. So watch ya'self. Moving on..