Lord Ellpus wrote:Can I come to dinner one evening, Bernard? It would be such fun.
Raises hand to be the designated fly on the wall.
Due to the location, you could go there by public transport, I suppose, while Lord E has to use Virgin Air ... sorry, MONARCH ...
The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not
only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants. Tigers however do
not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a
crocodile. Right, now, the rest of you, where are you? I know you're
hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you.
I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so
much as makes a move we'll all go up together!
Right, right. I warned you. That's it...
ehBeth wrote:The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not
only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants. Tigers however do
not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a
crocodile. Right, now, the rest of you, where are you? I know you're
hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you.
I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so
much as makes a move we'll all go up together!
Right, right. I warned you. That's it...
Oh carnal, bloody and unnatural deeruahua!!!!!!!!
Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
ehBeth wrote:Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Er...no, thanks most awfully though...
(nervously backs away from screen...)
Oh god, now he's reading carroll.
but I think that is burble...oh well...
The Cosmic and the Microcosm
BernardR wrote:The Cosmic and the Microcosm
That describes my "first time" perfectly. Best ninety seconds of my teenage years.
No- You're wrong- Ellpuss!!
You weren't there, old boy!!
Unless your name is Sue, of course.
That is not where the Cosmic and the Microcosm is from. You may think it refers to some of your activities and you have every right to do so, but IT WAS NOT ORGINALLY WRITTEN TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIVITIES.
Now, try again--
The Cosmic and the Microcosm
Has this thread been moved to the Trivia & Word games section, Bernard?
Does Mr O. Europe know about this?
