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I'm sure glad I don't have parasitic filiarial worms.

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 02:13 pm
No.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 02:16 pm
Ok, Gus, let's go out for a beer.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 02:17 pm
Ok, look for my truck out front.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 03:45 pm
Hey what's going on here fellas?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 03:47 pm
Talking big balls...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 04:57 pm
GUS and FRANCIS going for a beer together?


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 05:01 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Reyn, what could an astute businessman do?
Eva wrote:
A truly astute businessman could market a cure in Indonesia while Gus is busy sending money to Africa.

He could make a little more money on the side by selling Gus a few cartons of the medicine for Africa.

No, Eva's got it wrong.

An astute businessman would find a way to duplicate this syndrome in North America.

I'm sure there would be plenty of gun owners, rednecks, barflys, and such, who would love a pair of the same thing the tribesmen are flaunting.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 10:46 pm
You're right, Reyn. I overlooked the obvious.

An astute businessman would import the worms to North America, sell them in powdered form to health food stores as an organic, natural alternative to Viagra, THEN market the cure as well. (Under a different company name, of course.)

Someone out there is probably working up a business plan as we speak. (Hope it isn't Gus.)
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 11:02 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I won't put this picture on the main page because of the delicate sensibilities of some of our members, but if you would like to see an afflicted village...

click here


They don't look very happy, do they? Hmm....
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 03:06 am
dlowan wrote:
GUS and FRANCIS going for a beer together?


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked



Yes, Gus is not posh enough to decline to have a beer with me...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 04:24 am
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
GUS and FRANCIS going for a beer together?


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked



Yes, Gus is not posh enough to decline to have a beer with me...


Is this a closed session? I could use a malt sandwich.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 04:29 am
You can join in, DP, we are not radioactive yet...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 04:43 am
thank ye kindly.

My shout.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 05:03 am
Had to check out "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cultural Etiquette" by Carol Turkington (Alpha Books, Indianapolis, Ind., 1999).

It says it's an Australian thing: "Remember, in an Australian pub, each person is responsible for buying a round of drinks. Never miss your turn to 'shout for a round' or you'll be branded as an Ugly American."
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 09:49 am
francis wrote

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You can join in, DP, we are not radioactive yet...


Do we have to talk about balls though? Confused

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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 09:53 am
No, we are talking about who pays the beers, now.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 09:55 am
Well whoever's buying - make mine a double brandy and coke please (Hennessey)
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 10:05 am
Francis
Francis wrote:
No, Gus, the capital of Mogadishu is Uruguay as everybody knows.
In addition Africa and Indonesia are separated by Chisinau which capital is Brunei..
Any more geography lessons?


Gosh, now we know who was George Bush's geography teacher in high school.

BBB
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 10:11 am
Yes, but it was not me who made him ask the previous prime minister of Spain, José Maria Aznar, to give his kindest regards to the President of Spain :wink:
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sun 20 Aug, 2006 10:14 am
Francis
Francis wrote:
Yes, but it was not me who made him ask the previous prime minister of Spain, José Maria Aznar, to give his kindest regards to the President of Spain :wink:


King phobia?

BBB Laughing
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