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I'm sure glad I don't have parasitic filiarial worms.

 
 
Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:47 pm
Parasitic filiarial worms infest the lymph system, which fills the afflicted cavities with watery fluid. Mosquito bites transmit the disease; legs, arms and non-testicular organs can also be enlarged by the monstrous malady

poor guy
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:53 pm
Specially if they are lesbians, those worms.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:57 pm
That's so utterly disgusting. Gustav, can't you find anything more
appealing?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 08:58 pm
Hey leave Lesbian worms out of it.

Just what I wanted to see before I go to bed Gus.

Jesus!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:02 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
That's so utterly disgusting. Gustav, can't you find anything more
appealing?


If you would research these things, Jane, such as I have, you would know that there is a tremendous problem in some of these African villages because of these parasitic worms, and that you could help, such as I have, by sending a donation.

This post was altruistic on my part.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:06 pm
And your donation consisted of?
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:12 pm
are you sure you don't? Might explain some things.....




Twisted Evil
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:17 pm
I won't put this picture on the main page because of the delicate sensibilities of some of our members, but if you would like to see an afflicted village...

click here
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:18 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
And your donation consisted of?


Does it matter, Jane? If I sent one thousand dollars instead of one hundred, would that make me a better man?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:28 pm
No! Only more stupid.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 09:36 pm
Nonetheless, I can see that these poor souls are in dire need of
some proper prosthesis of which we'll send a cargo load, dropped
via parachute.

http://www.limbsandthings.com/images/large/60373.jpg
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 10:13 pm
Shocked
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 10:16 pm
What Montana? The hole has a double function. It can't get any more
practical than this.

And this is my altruistic contribution. Wink
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 18 Aug, 2006 10:20 pm
Laughing My ( Shocked ) was directed at gus's photo's Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 09:37 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I won't put this picture on the main page because of the delicate sensibilities of some of our members, but if you would like to see an afflicted village...

Very impressive, Gus.

I smell a wonderful opportunity for some astute businessman.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 09:50 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
... there is a tremendous problem in some of these African villages because of these parasitic worms, ...


Even though you are right about the parasitic worms, this story takes place in an Indonesian village, Gus. (sorry for the monkey wrench).
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 10:01 am
You know the old saying: Americans and geography! Mr. Green


Reyn, what could an astute businessman do?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 11:55 am
That's easy.

A truly astute businessman could market a cure in Indonesia while Gus is busy sending money to Africa.

He could make a little more money on the side by selling Gus a few cartons of the medicine for Africa.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 01:56 pm
Francis, are you trying to tell me that Indonesia and Africa are not the same place?

Isn't Indonesia the capital of Mogidishu?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Aug, 2006 02:04 pm
No, Gus, the capital of Mogadishu is Uruguay as everybody knows.
In addition Africa and Indonesia are separated by Chisinau which capital is Brunei..

Any more geography lessons?
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