I'm sure glad I don't have parasitic filiarial worms.

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Parasitic filiarial worms infest the lymph system, which fills the afflicted cavities with watery fluid. Mosquito bites transmit the disease; legs, arms and non-testicular organs can also be enlarged by the monstrous malady

poor guy

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Specially if they are lesbians, those worms.

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That's so utterly disgusting. Gustav, can't you find anything more
appealing?

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Hey leave Lesbian worms out of it.

Just what I wanted to see before I go to bed Gus.

Jesus!

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CalamityJane wrote:

That's so utterly disgusting. Gustav, can't you find anything more
appealing?

If you would research these things, Jane, such as I have, you would know that there is a tremendous problem in some of these African villages because of these parasitic worms, and that you could help, such as I have, by sending a donation.

This post was altruistic on my part.

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And your donation consisted of?

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are you sure you don't? Might explain some things.....

Twisted Evil

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I won't put this picture on the main page because of the delicate sensibilities of some of our members, but if you would like to see an afflicted village...

click here

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CalamityJane wrote:

And your donation consisted of?

Does it matter, Jane? If I sent one thousand dollars instead of one hundred, would that make me a better man?

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No! Only more stupid.

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Nonetheless, I can see that these poor souls are in dire need of
some proper prosthesis of which we'll send a cargo load, dropped
via parachute.

http://www.limbsandthings.com/images/large/60373.jpg

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What Montana? The hole has a double function. It can't get any more
practical than this.

And this is my altruistic contribution. Wink

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My (

) was directed at gus's photo's Laughing

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I won't put this picture on the main page because of the delicate sensibilities of some of our members, but if you would like to see an afflicted village...

Very impressive, Gus.

I smell a wonderful opportunity for some astute businessman.

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

... there is a tremendous problem in some of these African villages because of these parasitic worms, ...

Even though you are right about the parasitic worms, this story takes place in an Indonesian village, Gus. (sorry for the monkey wrench).

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You know the old saying: Americans and geography! Mr. Green

Reyn, what could an astute businessman do?

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That's easy.

A truly astute businessman could market a cure in Indonesia while Gus is busy sending money to Africa.

He could make a little more money on the side by selling Gus a few cartons of the medicine for Africa.

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Francis, are you trying to tell me that Indonesia and Africa are not the same place?

Isn't Indonesia the capital of Mogidishu?

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No, Gus, the capital of Mogadishu is Uruguay as everybody knows.
In addition Africa and Indonesia are separated by Chisinau which capital is Brunei..

Any more geography lessons?

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I'm sure glad I don't have parasitic filiarial worms.

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