OK and for todays bit of gratuitous "stupid Americans" fun..

Where is nimh this morning anyway?

Reading erotic poetry to old ladies in nursing homes? That is so sad. <snicker>

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DrewDad wrote:

From that site:

Quote:

Sometimes Germans make these "rules" just to argue with you. A German man thinks arguing is fun. Just argue back for a while and before you know it you'll have him laughing (maybe) and buying you a beer for being such a good sport.

<snip>

When You Want Him to Go Away

If you want to give a German guy the cold shoulder, good luck. If you think his sense of humor sucks, wait until you see his people reading skills. He's used to dealing with practical, direct Germans so he's not going to pick up on your desperate subtleties. If you pull the, "I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom" stunt, you'll find him waiting outside the ladies room. If you try the bathroom trick eight times in one night he'll think you have a small bladder. You've got to be direct.

This is my brother-in-law.

Yeah, living with a German builds character :wink:

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Oh, dont get me started on Dutch girls. The French can have 'em. Most girlfriends I had were from elsewhere. The one Dutch girlfriend I had for a long time was very un-Dutch.

As for the Dutch men... well. Yeah. Quite. What they said.

Ive joked a few times, greatly exaggerating for effect of course, about how fuc!ed up the Dutch relationship market is becoming ... Dutch women are plain-looking, unromantic, loud and bossy, so you see ever more Dutchmen getting their women from, I dunno, the far East or Eastern Europe. But Dutch men are boring, unromantic and have about the sensuality and elegance of a German peasant, so ever more Dutch women get their partners from Africa or among our black immigrants. (You rarely see an Dutch woman with an Asian man or a black woman with a Dutch man though, for some reason.)

It's like ... amorous imperialism. Yanno? :wink:

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Eva wrote:

Where is nimh this morning anyway?

Reading erotic poetry to old ladies in nursing homes? That is so sad. <snicker>

No, its just my A2K threads that attract old ladies, apparently.

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DrewDad wrote:

Tips for the Date
Don't expect your date to come up with some fabulous idea for a night out. Grab your city guide and come up with your own agenda. Bring your wallet because you'll be "going Dutch."

Hehhehheh.... <nods & grins>. True dat.

I do always pay, but that causes surprise and sometimes even consternation.

DrewDad wrote:

What You Should Know about the Netherlands
Although a Dutch boy won't purposely make you feel bad for being ignorant about his country, feeling bad is inevitable. You'll be intimidated by his perfect English and knowledge about politics. Do you know who the senators from Ohio are? He does. Dutch boys know everything.

Ehhmm... I didnt talk to 'em. I swear.

(It's Voinovich and, eh, DeWine, right?)

DrewDad wrote:

Potential Boyfriend Names
Name Pronunciation
Aartjen We had a tough enough time spelling these names. Your guess on pronunciations is as good as ours.
Baartge
Baldzo
Cornelis-Evert
Dietbout
Everhard
Gerko
Hendrik
Maritje-Claasz
Riian
Sofie
Teeuwisse
Tekko
Waccar
Xavius

Ehmm.. wtf? Did they just throw random syllables together?

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nimh wrote:

Eva wrote:
Where is nimh this morning anyway?

Reading erotic poetry to old ladies in nursing homes? That is so sad. <snicker>

No, its just my A2K threads that attract old ladies, apparently.

Mmm. So CJane, Tico, cyphercat, osso, lil'k, shewolf and I are "old ladies" now? Laughing

Me, I'm not offended. I am older than you, but so are most people around here.

Isn't it interesting...that section on "Dutch Men" keeps referring to them as "boys." Says a lot, it does...nimhy-boy. Ooh! I like that! I think I shall call you that from now on.

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I'm older than sin (invented it, y'know, as we all did). Laughed.

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I'm younger than springtime and pure as the drivin' snow.

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I liked the guy's answer to the question "What are Hiroshima and Nagasaki famous for?"

"Uh...pseudo wrestling, or whatever you call that stuff."

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ossobuco wrote:

I'm older than sin (invented it, y'know, as we all did). Laughed.

Me, too. Shall we ask him to read us some erotic poetry now, osso? Laughing

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dyslexia wrote:

I'm younger than springtime and pure as the drivin' snow.

In some ways you are, Dys. Cool

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