Last eve while I slept, quite unwary
My lover did snore, loud and very
Disturbing was he
So I gave him my knee...
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McTag
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Mon 30 Jun, 2003 11:27 pm
Last eve while I slept, quite unwary
My lover did snore, loud and very
Disturbing was he
So I gave him my knee
In a sensitive spot, the one where he
Had artistically shaved my initials
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carriephonic
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 12:29 am
Had artistically shaved my initials
by his tattoo of two shiny pistols.
He groned and he turned
He awoke, and returned
an elbow, aimed like a missle.
I awoke to an outrageous morning
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Joe Nation
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:12 am
eva, Mctag, Carriephonic ---so funny!
I awoke to an outrageous morning,
my lover, mouth gaped, and still snoring.
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Algis Kemezys
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 05:45 am
Bury that thought in a pile of hay
and GOD will give you MAYday.
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Dux
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 09:49 am
I awoke to an outrageous morning,
my lover, mouth gaped, and still snoring
Bury that thought in a pile of hay
and GOD will give you MAYday
& I thought "this is so boring"
The afternoon got a little better
Because I received a letter
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McTag
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 10:38 am
The afternoon got a little better
Because I received a letter
From a friend far away
And she'd written to say
"
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Diane
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 11:54 am
The afternoon got a little better
Because I received a letter
From a friend far away
And she'd written to say
"If you want 'er you'd better come get 'er.
My shaving utensils are gone
I guess she felt put upon
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snood
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 11:59 am
My shaving utensils are gone
I guess she felt put upon
So she grabbed 'em and left
Now I can't shave my cleft
so I have a sideways moustache on
Forgive me, is that pile your stuff?
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carriephonic
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 01:05 pm
Forgive me, is that pile your stuff?
of chihuauas you can't get enough!
You've got t-shirts and hats
with those mutts you've gone bats
I see that its them that you love!
I considered a green one instead,
but decided I'd better take red...
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snood
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 01:15 pm
I considered a green one instead,
but decided I'd better take red
So I swallowed, and now
Oh gee, golly and Wow
The Matrix meanies want me dead!
Until I met Suzie I thought,
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Raggedyaggie
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 01:53 pm
Until I met Suzie I thought
That by Cupid I'd never be caught
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Eva
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 02:27 pm
Until I met Suzie I thought
That by Cupid I'd never be caught
But one look and I
Knew I'd ne'er say goodbye...
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snood
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 02:34 pm
Until I met Suzie I thought
That by Cupid I'd never be caught
But one look and I
Knew I'd ne'er say goodbye...
I'm caught-and I like it a lot!
Beware of sweet words and big smiles...
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Raggedyaggie
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:09 pm
Beware of sweet words and big smiles
And cute gals with their feminine wiles.
Also, men who flatter
With obsequious chatter
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Diane
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 07:27 pm
Beware of sweet words and big smiles
And cute gals with their feminine wiles.
Also, men who flatter
With obsequious chatter
And who lead on for miles and miles.
I was listening to Miles the other night
He sent my imagination adrift in flight...........
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Dux
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 08:12 pm
Beware of sweet words and big smiles
And cute gals with their feminine wiles.
Also, men who flatter
With obsequious chatter
And who lead on for miles and miles.
I was listening to Miles the other night
He sent my imagination adrift in flight...........
Reached the stars
& passed by Mars
Before seeing an incredible light
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jackie
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Tue 1 Jul, 2003 08:36 pm
Pssst ...a first line, Dux???
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Joe Nation
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Wed 2 Jul, 2003 04:28 am
I'll jump in for Dux.... let's see ....
In a beachfront Cancun cabana,
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snood
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Wed 2 Jul, 2003 04:49 am
In a beachfront Cancun cabana,
Che' rolled over and said "I don't Wanna",
