After a long afternoon snooze
He woke up and looked for the booze
He'd left it right there
It just wasn't fair...
After a long afternoon snooze
He woke up and looked for the booze
He'd left it right there
It just wasn't fair...
she took it when she vamoozed.
Another subject we ought to explore
why don't we put mirrors down on the floor?
Another subject we ought to explore
why don't we put mirrors down on the floor?
A glance at the tiles
Should raise a few smiles
Another subject we ought to explore
why don't we put mirrors down on the floor?
A glance at the tiles
Should raise a few smiles
And keep meetings from being a bore!
I once knew a girl named Christine
I once knew a girl named Christine
Who, believe me, was far from pristine.
I once knew a girl named Christine
Who, believe me, was far from pristine.
Her language was coarse
Th' lewd behavior was worse...
I once knew a girl named Christine
Who, believe me, was far from pristine.
Her language was coarse
Th' lewd behavior was worse...
Her table manners? Simply obscene.
She went to a downtown bistro
the posh kind, for those in know,
She went to a downtown bistro
the posh kind, for those in know,
Picked up food off the floor,
Slurped the wine, and what's more...
Took her two whiny children in tow.
The waiter said, "Ma'am, take your children
And leave!" Said the crowd, "Thanks a million!"...
The waiter said, "Ma'am, take your children
And leave!" Said the crowd, "Thanks a million!"
She went out quite quick
The floor it was slick
And she slid onto a passing motor-cycle, riding pillion !
Her childen ran behind crying out MA
What will we say when we get home to PA ?
Her childen ran behind crying out MA
What will we say when we get home to PA ?
I last saw that louse
When he slunk out the house
Her childen ran behind crying out MA
What will we say when we get home to PA ?
I last saw that louse
When he slunk out the house
Running away from the law.
Don't even mention his name
Don't even mention his name
To Christine, life has not been the same
Since he took all their cash
And was gone in a flash...
Don't even mention his name
To Christine, life has not been the same
Since he took all their cash
And was gone in a flash
With a voluputuous, sexy blonde dame.
But that guy - now he's really in trouble
But that guy - now he's really in trouble
His child support payments are double!
But that guy - now he's really in trouble
His child support payments are double.
His little blonde honey
Has spent all his money
But that guy - now he's really in trouble
His child support payments are double.
His little blonde honey
Has spent all his money
And burst his 'fun-dreamin' bubble!
Oh brother, I tell you it's time!
We have told your sad story in rhyme-
Oh brother, I tell you it's time!
We have told your sad story in rhyme
The moral of which is
Don't go with the bitches
Oh brother, I tell you it's time!
We have told your sad story in rhyme
The moral of which is
Don't go with the bitches
Remember you're still in your prime
We reap as we sow, so they say....
We reap as we sow, so they say..
and every dog will have it's day.
We reap as we sow, so they say..
and every dog will have it's day.
The time shall come 'round
To go back to the ground
So let's happily work and then play.
I think that our summer is nigh,
Lazy clouds float in a blue sky...
