Old Tish gave a puzzling glance -
And said, as he took off his pants:
Old Tish gave a puzzling glance -
And said, as he took off his pants:
"Love knows no bounds!"
the Kitty said, "Zounds!"
Old Tish gave a puzzling glance -
And said, as he took off his pants:
"Love knows no bounds!"
the Kitty said, "Zounds!"
And took off for England, or France...
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Now, I never have understood why...
Now, I never have understood why
transvestites transmogrify
Now, I never have understood why
transvestites transmogrify
Using the Latin, not Greek
Is notably lacking in cheek
Now, I never have understood why
transvestites transmogrify
Using the Latin, not Greek
Is notable lackin in cheek
Here we end, this brief tale, on the fly
I knew a faire damsel from Cleveland
I knew a fair damsel from Cleveland
Her bosoms, one can rarely conceive them
I knew a faire damsel from Cleveland
Her bosoms, one can barely conceive them
they hovered like doves
in my rough workman's gloves
I knew a faire damsel from Cleveland
Her bosoms, one can barely conceive them
they hovered like doves
in my rough workman's gloves
Till I woke, and they slipped from my hand...
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I was pond'ring one day, as you do...
I was pond'ring one day, as you do,
How a Miss can a kiss misconstrue
I was pond'ring one day, as you do,
How a Miss can a kiss misconstrue
A kiss on the lips
Or between the two hips
Might just be "Hello, howdy do?"
And the slap is a fine howdy do...
And the slap is a fine howdy do
And the clap is another one too
And the slap is a fine howdy do
And the clap is another one too
But as for the crabs
A slap is a fine howdy do
And the clap is another one too
But as for the crabs
For it happened to Babs
And samples were sent to the labs
A slap is a fine howdy do
And the clap is another one too
But as for the crabs
For it happened to Babs
We hope it's no more than two.
My friend is a strange one
(modified for syllabic integrity to the form)
My friend is a strange one, forsooth
cooks his meals in a telephone booth
(modified for syllabic integrity to the form)
My friend is a strange one, forsooth
cooks his meals in a telephone booth
then serves them on the ground
My friend is a strange one, forsooth
Cooks his meals in a telephone booth
then serves on the ground
fried squid and baked hound
and some bits from his dear late Aunt Ruth
On the ass of a camel he saw
