Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@OnTheFritz,

She slapped her young boss in the face
And that put him right in his place
He fired the old girl
Gave a new one a whirl
But that one reacted with Mace.

When draining life down to the lees

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@spikepipsqueak,

When draining life down to the lees
Remember your safety belt, please

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@McTag,

When draining life down to the lees
Remember your safety belt, please
Living high on the hog
Makes you sick as a dog

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@McTag,

When draining life down to the lees
Remember your safety belt, please
Living high on the hog
Makes you sick as a dog
The life of the rich is no breeze.

Barbies are skinny, hard dolls

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@spikepipsqueak,

Barbies are skinny, hard dolls
But they go down real well in the malls
They're paired up with Ken
Who's a prince among men

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@McTag,

Barbies are skinny, hard dolls
But they go down real well in the malls
They're paired up with Ken
Who's a prince among men
And famous for lacking his bolls

Good friends are the salt of the earth

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@spikepipsqueak,

Good friends are the salt of the earth
You can use them for all they're worth

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@OnTheFritz,

Good friends are the salt of the earth
You can use them for all they're worth
Yes they're salty, and staunch
Most of mine got a paunch

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@McTag,

Good friends are the salt of the earth
You can use them for all they're worth
Yes they're salty, and staunch
Most of mine got a paunch
Except one, who is in the sick berth.

Just had to talk about the nautical thing

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Francis mon cher....pu-leeze, it's got to scan. It's de ryhddum. What would Django Reinhardt think? Eh?

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@McTag,

Francois, he speaks of things nautique

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@OnTheFritz,

Francois, he speaks of things nautique
And he dances, does Francis, chique to chique

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@McTag,

Francois, he speaks of things nautique
And he dances, does Francis, chique to chique
His step, it's suave and light.
His style, most erudite

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@spikepipsqueak,

Francois, he speaks of things nautique
And he dances, does Francis, chique to chique
His step, it's suave and light.
His style, most erudite
The effect is tres bon, magnifique!

Now, what can we say about Haiti?
It once was French too, you know, matey

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@McTag,

Now, what can we say about Haiti?
It once was French too, you know, matey
But they cocked quite a snook,
Said "'Ey you! Sling yer 'ook!"

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@spikepipsqueak,

Now, what can we say about Haiti?
It once was French too, you know, matey
But they cocked quite a snook,
Said "'Ey you! Sling yer 'ook!"
Now they've got such a lot on their platey.

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@McTag,

There's a cat on the mat in the hall

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@spikepipsqueak,

There's a cat on the mat in the hall
Humpty Dumpty once had a great fall

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@McTag,

There's a cat on the mat in the hall
Humpty Dumpty once had a great fall
When the cow pincehd the spoon
It was seen by the moon

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@spikepipsqueak,

There's a cat on the mat in the hall
Humpty Dumpty once had a great fall
When the cow pincehd the spoon
It was seen by the moon
Who said, "Man, you are crazy, all."

He rapped on the door of the farmhouse

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