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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 05:50 pm
@OnTheFritz,
My wife and my girlfriend, they love me
it's good, cuz none other would have me
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2009 05:51 pm
@Rockhead,
My wife and my girlfriend, they love me
it's good, cuz none other would have me
I can't let them meet
if they did, t'would be sweet
To have both my women above me.


That one came out of left field
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 03:21 am
@spikepipsqueak,

That one came out of left field
A ripe orange still has to be peeled
Unless it is juiced
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 08:36 am
@McTag,
That one came out of left field
A ripe orange still has to be peeled
Unless it is juiced
It can't be excused
For the bump on my head's not healed



The runner just stole second base
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 04:15 pm
@OnTheFritz,

The runner just stole second base
Are you certain that that is the case?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 30 Dec, 2009 07:23 am
@McTag,
The runner just stole second base
Are you certain that that is the case?
I know for a fact
I witnessed the act
It's for sale now on one of the eBays



The batter just covered the plate
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 30 Dec, 2009 06:14 pm
@OnTheFritz,
The batter just covered the plate
Yum! Battered plate is just great!
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2009 01:42 am
@spikepipsqueak,

The batter just covered the plate
Yum! Battered plate is just great!
I tried some today
Do I want more? No way!
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2009 01:46 am
@McTag,
The batter just covered the plate
Yum! Battered plate is just great!
I tried some today
Do I want more? No way!
after all, I am watching my weight.


I once bet a man for a nickle.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2009 09:17 am
@Rockhead,
I once bet a man for a nickel
He couldn't eat a home-made pickle
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2009 01:21 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I once bet a man for a nickel
He couldn't eat a home-made pickle
This pickle, you see
Was made from a tree
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 31 Dec, 2009 06:58 pm
@McTag,
I once bet a man for a nickel
He couldn't eat a home-made pickle
This pickle, you see
Was made from a tree
He ate it! That man has my nickel.


And also a case of the squits.
Trees, it seems, give you the shits.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jan, 2010 07:30 am
@spikepipsqueak,
And also a case of the squits.
Trees, it seems, give you the shits
So that's not brown sap
Just nasty ol' crap
And it's time to call this one quits



I brought home a pretty bouquet
For my wife, who feels sad today
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jan, 2010 07:28 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I brought home a pretty bouquet
For my wife, who feels sad today
The flowers made her smile
And cheer up for a while
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jan, 2010 01:57 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
I brought home a pretty bouquet
For my wife, who feels sad today
The flowers made her smile
And cheer up for a while
But she misses our pool boy Jose



I swear I'll do better this year
aidan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jan, 2010 02:09 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I swear I'll do better this year
Wear my speedo-buy pool cleaning gear
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jan, 2010 03:53 pm
@aidan,

I swear I'll do better this year
Wear my speedo-buy pool cleaning gear
That will look really neat
You'll amuse the whole street
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2010 03:49 pm
@McTag,
I swear I'll do better this year
Wear my speedo-buy pool cleaning gear
That will look really neat
You'll amuse the whole street
But first let me go get a beer



She slapped her young boss in the face
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jan, 2010 04:28 pm
@OnTheFritz,

She slapped her young boss in the face
And that put him right in his place
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2010 07:04 am
@McTag,
She slapped her young boss in the face
And that put him right in his place
He fired the old girl
 

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