A gorgeous young lady at leisure
Was devoted solely to pleasure.
This sybarite lass
On day went to mass
And burned with bliss beyond measure
Visions of heaven she found there
Visions of heaven she found there
Then they cleared the place due to a bomb scare
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Visions of heaven she found there
Cleared the place due to a bomb scare
Panache verve aplomb
Visions of heaven she found there
Then they cleared the place due to a bomb scare
Panache verve aplomb
Soon had dealt with that bomb
So they all went out shopping in Mayfair
I'm going on a journey today
I'm going on a journey today
Cuz my mommy she sent me away
I'm going on a journey today
Cuz my mommy she sent me away
Without even a kiss.
I think I shall miss
I'm going on a journey today
Cuz my mommy she sent me away
Without even a kiss.
I think I shall miss
The way she makes me sway
<we need a new first line, Francis>
We all need a new line, Francis
We need to know what our new stance is....
Is it happy or sad,
Pensive, maudlin or glad
Will it start like a lot of romances?
Well I just filled a moment or two
Well I just filled a moment or two
To correct the awful rhymes Francis do
Well I just filled a moment or two
To correct the awful rhymes Francis do.
So now I am off
Like a Carnaby Street toff
Well I just filled a moment or two
To correct the awful rhymes Francis do.
So now I am off
Like a Carnaby Street toff
With a top hat that's nice and brand new
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(New Verse)
Is there anything nicer than kissin?
Oh, some might say a good pissin..
Is there anything nicer than kissin?
Oh, some might say a good pissin..
... to wind - up with pucker
Is there anything nicer than kissin?
Oh, some might say a good pissin..
... to wind - up with pucker
Let's get away from the sucker
And, please, let's keep caressing.
How could something be nicer
How could something be nicer
Than to meet, balls which suffice her
How could something be nicer
Than to meet, balls which suffice her
With pricking sharp hair
All round a big pair
How could something be nicer
Than to meet, balls which suffice her
With pricking sharp hair
All round a big pair
Of deepest blue eyes to entice her
A sultry young lady called Charlotte
A sultry young lady called Charlotte,
Unafflicted by blemish or scar. Not
Content with her man-friend
She left him - abandoned.
The towns-folk now call her "that harlot".
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These townies on Sunday were buzzin'
Billy Bunter was marrying his cuzzin
These townies on Sunday were buzzin'
Billy Bunter was marrying his cuzzin
Thickened spawn they had borne
Lovelorn Lornes, Forlorm Fawns
These townies on Sunday were buzzin'
Billy Bunter was marrying his cuzzin
Thickened spawn they had borne
Lovelorn Lornes, Forlorn Fawns
And luminous Dawns by the dozen.
It's a town in which all are kin
