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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Cyracuz
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 07:03 am
She flashed him a glance of disdain
And a smack that rattled his brain
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 07:11 am
She flashed him a glance of disdain
And a smack that rattled his brain
She stamped on his toes
And busted his nose
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 07:16 am
She flashed him a glance of disdain
And a smack that rattled his brain
She stamped on his toes
And busted his nose
And shouted again and again:

I'm a blue stocking, silly wee jock!
I don't cook or embroider a sock,
I study the sages
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 07:18 am
She flashed him a glance of disdain
And a smack that rattled his brain
She stamped on his toes
And busted his nose
And left him for dead in the rain


My wife is a three legged dog
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spendius
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 12:04 pm
My wife is a three legged dog
Who can hop like a frisky frog
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 11:50 am
My wife is a three legged dog
Who can hop like a frisky frog
The skin on her back
Is blistered and black
And her breath is a hazardous fog


A vacation's just what I need



(every time I try to post in this thread recently I get critical:error -could not connect blablabla... Maybe the thread is cursed. And if this message gets through it is obviously just to spite me Smile )
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 06:38 pm
A vacation's just what I need
I can feel the urge to sow seed
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 3 Feb, 2007 08:50 am
A vacation's just what I need
I can feel the urge to sow seed
The sheep are afield
So keep your eyes peeled
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 3 Feb, 2007 02:23 pm
A vacation's just what I need
I can feel the urge to sow seed
The sheep are afield
So keep your eyes peeled
Do you fancy being my steed?
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sat 3 Feb, 2007 11:29 pm
Ok, looks like I get to start the next one...


I'll ride you until the sun sets
No matter how boring it gets
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 5 Feb, 2007 08:09 am
I'll ride you until the sun sets
No matter how boring it gets
I'm surprised you can
But I'm not the man
It's Clary you want in your nets.

She's a dame from near our south coast
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 11:44 am
She's a dame from near our south coast
And she's partial on Sundays to roast
Be it beef, pork or mutton
Although she is no glutton
She'll finish with coffee and toast

What a day it has been, my oh my
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:11 pm
What a day it has been, my oh my.
Have you baked our Clary a pie?
Full of stewed up plums
Which are good for our bums
And which work with barely a sigh.

The parson knelt down for to pray
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 04:35 pm
The parson knelt down for to pray
And this, I believe, he did say:
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 05:26 pm
The parson knelt down for to pray
And this, I believe, he did say:
Don't let Mrs. Heath
Pop out her false teeth
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 6 Feb, 2007 09:00 pm
The parson knelt down for to pray
And this, I believe, he did say:
Don't let Mrs. Heath
Pop out her false teeth
For then her prayer will be all spray.

But Mrs. Heath was a lonely widow
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 04:22 am
But Mrs. Heath was a lonely widow
She lived in a hut on Skiddaw
Where shepherds would call
To see her and all
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 06:33 pm
But Mrs. Heath was a lonely widow
She lived in a hut on Skiddaw
Where shepherds would call
To see her and all
For a bit of the old jaw-jaw. (stress on second "jaw".

My friends of the Lims have all left
And the news has left me bereft
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 08:33 pm
My friends of the Lims have all left
And the news has left me bereft
Forlorn and alone
And soaked to the bone
In tears over limerick's theft

Able 2 Know's just so slow
All dressed up and nowhere to go
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2007 06:41 pm
Able 2 Know's just so slow
All dressed up and nowhere to go
But I don't complain
It's only slight pain
It's not like a lass saying "no!"

Count up what you have been blessed with
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