And he's cut Nell out of his will
He now favors her twin sister Lil.
Because Lil's a nun
She's not as much fun
But she fits our new seemly bill.
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Lil 's the patron saint of the chaste
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lmur
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 06:48 am
Lil 's the patron saint of the chaste
An Order that won't condone waste
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Mame
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 10:39 am
And he's cut Nell out of his will
For she's still drinking swill with Bill
She won't go to church
Not e'en if you search
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spendius
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 12:38 pm
Mame wrote-
And he's cut Nell out of his will
For she's still drinking swill with Bill
She won't go to church
Not e'en if you search
Her purse she's determined to fill.
Imur wrote-
Lil 's the patron saint of the chaste
An Order that won't condone waste
She keep her legs shut
And pretends she's no butt
A perfect match for Mac's taste.
She looks down her nose at our Nell
And thinks she destined for hell
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Mame
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 01:16 pm
She looks down her nose at our Nell
And thinks she destined for hell
But Lil doesn't know
She's 'bout to bestow
Many prayers on Nell, oh do tell.
Yes, the pastor wants Lil to pray
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spendius
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 02:15 pm
Yes, the pastor wants Lil to pray
For her sister who's become declasse.
But for Nell there's no hope
She scoffs at the Pope
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Mame
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 02:24 pm
Yes, the pastor wants Lil to pray
For her sister who's become declasse.
But for Nell there's no hope
She scoffs at the Pope
Who'll pray for her anyway.
The Pope and the Baker went to sea
In a boat the size of a flea
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spendius
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 03:25 pm
The Pope and the Baker went to sea
In a boat the size of a flea
The Pope couldn't bale
And the baker went stale
And the waves swallowed up all three.
Nell read about this in the paper
And decided to have a good caper
With the boys in the band
To lend her a hand
After sniffing a very strange vapour.
The upshot left our Nell disjointed
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Mame
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 03:47 pm
good one, Spendi!! Love it.
The upshot left our Nell disjointed
Her confusion was very pointed
She didn't know what
else to do but strut
Since, Popeless, she can't get annointed.
The boys in the band were drunk
Not one of them had any spunk
They lay there crying
Hopefully drying
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spendius
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 04:08 pm
The boys in the band were drunk
Not one of them had any spunk
They lay there crying
Hopefully drying
One said,"I'm being a monk!"
Nell laughed in an ironic tone
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Mame
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 04:56 pm
Nell laughed in an ironic tone
Quite different from her moan(s)
Snickered and snorted
She also cavorted
While looking for Frankie's bone.
He turned her out of his condo
Screeched: "You still think I'm Rolando!!"
"Get a brain", he screamed
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spendius
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Fri 17 Mar, 2006 06:40 pm
He turned her out of his condo
Screeched: "You still think I'm Rolando!!"
"Get a brain", he screamed
"No don't!",He beamed,
"Of you Im a bit overfondo."
So Nell stepped back into his gaff. (An English word for where one dosses down for the night.)
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Mame
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 12:32 am
So Nell stepped back into his gaff
And yes, gave her ironic laugh
Said she, Come to me,
tee hee tee hee hee
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lmur
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 12:39 am
So Nell stepped back into his gaff
And yes, gave her ironic laugh
Said she, Come to me,
tee hee tee hee hee,
In tones that were dulcet, yet naff.
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Their morning ablutions were strained
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hingehead
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 12:51 am
Their morning ablutions were strained
The looks on their faces were pained
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Mame
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 01:38 am
Their morning ablutions were strained
The looks on their faces were pained
They thought of last night
When tensions were tight
But not a whole lot had been gained.
Frank's temper got worse by the minute
It's apparent his heart wasn't in it
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McTag
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 01:41 am
Frank's temper got worse by the minute
It's apparent his heart wasn't in it
He fumed and he fretted
He looked so upsetted
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Mame
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 01:47 am
Frank's temper got worse by the minute
It's apparent his heart wasn't in it
He fumed and he fretted
He looked so upsetted
So Nell yelled GET OUT or I'll skin it!!!
Frank raced out the door, quite relieved
There's more fish in the sea, he believed
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spendius
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 08:17 am
Frank raced out the door, quite relieved
There's more fish in the sea, he believed
He got out his flippers
And went chasing kippers
Hoping he'd not be deceived.
They say hope is a wonderful thing
Which brings with it often a sting
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WhoodaThunk
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Sat 18 Mar, 2006 09:00 am
They say hope is a wonderful thing
Which brings with it often a sting.
A day in the sun
Sounds blissfully fun
Till your butt gets stuck in a swing.
Someone calls the hook and ladder,
Crowds form to see what's the matter,
Police copters swarm,
As your jeans grow warm
'Cause you've lost control of your bladder.
